38. Senior brother, you are real skin

A total of 22 films were released between April 20 and May 10, and a cluster of gold and platinum was mixed with diamonds and kings.

April 20, "Super Battleship". The Missouri battleship understands how retarded aliens are, no matter how mentally retarded the aliens are, and it's over!

April 21, "Soul Chariot 2". Another "masterpiece" of the giant Nicolas Cage, who cares about the plot of Temeow, the burning skull and the motorcycle with fire, is there any ghost fire boy who doesn't want to have one?

April 23, "The Great Gold Robbery". Ning Hao leads Brother Bo and Big Brother, it is still a classic Guy Ritchie narrative style, the plot is reasonable, the actors work hard, there is both depth and baggage, although it is not as good as the debut film "Crazy Stone", but how many directors in the world can create works that surpass their debut?

April 28, "Killing". Brother Bo said that I fought left and right, there are countless foreshadowings and responses in the film, absurd black humor, spicy metaphor and irony, in terms of film quality, this movie is probably one of the few excellent works in domestic films this year.

May 5, "The Avengers" (the previous chapter was written as "Mission Impossible", now corrected). This one doesn't need to be praised with exaggerated wording, there are many superheroes, many alien monsters, and the indiscriminate bombardment is dizzying, but the rhythm is tight, the special effects are shocking, and the layers are clear, the king of popcorn movies. As the person who came back from the first time, Han Fei knew that the Marvel Universe would be powerful in the future.

On May 10, "Saidek Balai", the Taiwanese version of Braveheart, the aboriginal version of Avatar, has exquisite pictures, beautiful soundtrack, a gripping plot, and the unique culture and customs of the aborigines are vividly displayed, with the highest rating on filmmakers and film review websites.

"Genius Gunman" finally hung up the small but important dragon mark after changing its name to "Bad Genius", seeing this situation, Han Fei felt a sigh in his heart: What a strong desire to survive!

The official release date of the movie is May 1, and there is not enough money to hold the premiere, so Han Fei and Da Tiantian discussed it and screened it on April 29 and 30.

Although there are many movies released in this stall, at first glance it seems that it takes a head to break the blood flow to earn a piece of land, but after careful analysis, the most threatening movies have either left a few days before or after for "Bad Genius", plus this movie is completely different from the themes of the above films, although there is competition at the box office, the situation is not very bad.

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Nortel, Theater, and Han Fei put the first stop of the screening at his alma mater.

He and Da Tiantian evaluated early on that the largest audience of this movie is college students, so the screening of the film and the subsequent roadshow in several box office cities are rolled out in the university.

After all, only salty college students like to miss their high school days all day long, although they may be crying out for the sky and the ground one by one, and even scolding "This fucking life, as soon as Lao Tzu graduates, don't remember a little thing about here".

As the saying goes, if you don't return to your hometown, you will not return to your hometown, such as walking at night in brocade.

Han Fei thought to himself that with a "Bad Genius", he would definitely not be able to meet the standard of returning home, after all, there are too many celebrities in this school, such as the directing department, the acting department, and the photography department, and there are strings of awesome names hanging in the corridor.

But he finally has a work in his hand, which is still a little different from the kind of person who can't go on and goes home to ask for money, and it's not a shame to think about it.

"Hello teachers, junior brothers and sisters, I am your senior sister Jing Tian of level 07. ”

On the stage, Da Tiantian introduced herself to the audience generously, her expression was much more relaxed than the others, and she volunteered to be the host today, she continued to introduce: "This is currently in the state of rehearsing the graduation drama, and he is a classmate or senior brother here. ”

Dou Xiao approached the microphone and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Dou Xiao, level 08, and I'm about to say goodbye to the old seniors of our school." ”

"Phew—"

A boo erupted in a certain area of the audience, it was the students of the 08 level table, and a few people were booing very loudly, at first glance, it was Dou Xiao's usual friend, no, after hearing the boos, Dou Xiao hurriedly folded his hands and said to the other side.

"This big beauty is our starring Jiang Shuying. ”

Miss Jiang straightened up and introduced herself into the microphone: "Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Shuying, I graduated from the Modu Drama Academy, I am very happy to come to Nortel again, I hope to harvest good memories here this time." ”

The people in the audience were a little puzzled, why was it "yet", Da Tiantian and Dou Xiao on the stage didn't understand, of course, Han Fei must be clear, after all, a certain bamboo shoot is simply an idiot, and even Miss Jiang found out that she won the first trophy in the Nortel theater.

"This, I don't think I need to say, many of you are familiar with it. Da Tiantian finally introduced Han Fei.

There was a burst of applause from the audience, and the direct juniors and sisters were so face-saving that Han Fei had the urge to "carry the jade dragon to die for the king".

"Hello everyone, I'm Han Fei, your senior brother of level 07. Han Fei bowed deeply, and his posture was very low, which was both respectful and moving.

He pretended to be bitter and hateful and said: "Senior brother is not talented, with the help of many people, he made a movie, everyone knows that it costs a lot of money, from shooting to filming, and in the end there are a few steel hammers left in his trouser pocket." ”

"Brother Fei, the doorman Uncle Qin still lacks a hand, you can be his junior brother. ”

Someone below demolished Han Fei's stage, and when he heard it, his voice was very flat, Han Fei was really looking for prestige, and it was really Zhang Yishan, and only this authentic imperial capital accent could say the honorific word "you" like a sarcasm.

"Can't you learn to be as gentle as Yang Zi, and save me some face. Han Fei responded to him with a smile.

There are also people on the other side who answered, and the tone was the same unkind, after all, they were acquaintances, and they were just joking deals.

Little Yellow Duck seems to be more mature than when she was filming "The Love of the Hawthorn Tree", she shouted: "Brother Fei, the Four Seasons Cafe is recruiting waiters, you have a good image, and you will pass the test as soon as you go." ”

Han Fei smiled and said to that day, "Little Yellow Duck, are you also joining in the fun?"

Hahahaha, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

In 2012, Zhou Dongyu didn't have this nickname, Han Fei accidentally said it smoothly, which made the audience laugh non-stop.

In fact, the little yellow duck herself has been aware of this fact, once she went shopping with friends, and happened to pass by the boutique and saw a little yellow duck toy, that cool expression, and she did look a little like her.

The little yellow duck glared at Han Fei fiercely, his face was flushed with shame, and he silently made a scarecrow for Han Fei in his heart, and by the way, he used Mama Rong's acupuncture method to prick 1,800 times.

Han Fei continued to talk eloquently: "Your senior brother and I, I am indeed poor, I don't have the money to hold the premiere, I don't have the money to post advertisements all over the place, and I don't have the money to make some film critics, so I thought if I could let our loveliest junior brothers and sisters make a tap water, after all, in terms of the level of movie appreciation, we can rank first in China, right?"

"Yes. ”

"That's right. ”

"There's nothing wrong with that, brother. ”

The people in the audience echoed loudly, and their tones showed pride and joy.

What the?

You say that there is still a Chinese opera in terms of the level of appreciation?

What kind of school is Chinese opera?

Tsk, have you ever seen Tsinghua University on the campus of Peking University boasting that Tsinghua University is the number one university in China?

"This time, the senior brother smashed the pot and sold iron to get a cheating movie, called "Bad Genius", I hope to bring an audio-visual feast to all teachers and younger brothers and sisters, and I also hope to get everyone's criticism and correction after the movie is screened. ”

Han Fei covered his chest, pretending to have a distressed expression, and said, "You know, senior brother, my skin is thinner than a plastic bag, and I can't withstand the slightest criticism. So, it's better for you to only give compliments, not criticism, and then everyone volunteers to become my water army to promote the movie, and it would be even better if you could go to the cinema and watch it again. ”

"If you have to criticize, I, I'll start here—"

"What are you doing?" shouted someone in the audience.

Han Fei changed his words, pointed to the table with small gifts on the side, and said shyly, "I can only send some small gifts from here to bribe everyone." ”

Phew—

There was another burst of boos, similar to the cross talk of Temo Deyun Club, it turns out that senior brother, you are this kind of person, very skinny, but we like it very much.

"Without further ado, let's watch a movie. ”

The staff put down the big curtain and adjusted the projection equipment, and the first official screening of "Bad Genius" on the land of China finally began.