332, eighteen touches
I can finally make a meal.
Huang Weiwei: "Let's go when you're full." ”
Tang Shuang: "Where are you going?"
Huang Weiwei: "Aren't you going back?"
Tang Shuang glanced at her: "I don't have to worry about you in this situation, stay with you for a few days, winter is coming, I'm afraid that you will be lonely and cold in the mountains." ”
Huang Weiwei: "Get out!"
Tang Shuang really rolled over, threw down the sentence "Whoever is late washes the dishes", and then held his mobile phone high and drilled into the corners.
Huang Weiwei held a large porcelain bowl and squatted on the threshold to pick up rice, watching him be a demon.
This little frost is not dead yet, this is worried about calling to complain.
Tang Shuang held his mobile phone and walked around the wide mountain lawn, and finally received a signal on the edge of the mountain.
However, the posture was so uncomfortable that he had to stand on the edge of the mountain as far as he could, stretching his hand out in front of him, as if he were about to jump off a cliff.
Huang Weiwei laughed: "Xiaoshuang, are you stupid like this! Give up, come back, come to my sister, there is still a bowl of pots in the pot, eat and wash the dishes." ”
Tang Shuang ignored it, he was busy reading the text messages.
As soon as the mobile phone signal was connected, all kinds of text messages were squeezed in.
Most of them are text messages from Brother Sanjian, Sister Xiangning, Xiao Candy, Tang Zhen, as well as uncle, aunt and Huang Qianhe, asking where he is, whether he has seen Wei Wei, how Wei Wei is now, etc.
Tang Shuang first dialed Sister Xiangning's phone.
This!
It took four dials, the signal was cut four times, and the fifth time it was dialed up.
Before I had time to be happy, I just shouted Mom, and Dududu~ broke again.
Can't give up!
Tang Shuang continued to dial, and just shouted Mom, toot toot ~ It's broken again.
If this is repeatedly, Tang Shuang shouted "Mom" seven times, and the signal was cut off seven times.
Huang Weiwei laughed like crazy~ It was her haha sound in all directions~
The echo in the valley was heavy, sending her laughter far away, and the frightened birds flew up~
It seemed that several Huang Weiwei were laughing.
A peerless demon has awakened!
"Hahahaha~ Xiaoshuang, are you here to tease, don't call Mom, are you stupid, change your name! I'll tell you! If you dare to say bad things here, I don't have you!"
Tang Shuang is as good as a stream, maybe the engineer who built the base station is an orphan, and he can't listen to others calling his mother, and he will cut off the signal when he shouts his mother!
For the eighth time, Tang Shuang shouted "Sister Xiangning", and it was through!
On the other end of the phone was a Lori Qingyin, who responded decisively: "Hey~I'm my sister~hehehe~", and then left the phone and shouted: "Mom, Mom, Xiaoshuang is called Sister Lun, this stupid boy!"
Tang Shuang: o (゚Д゚) っ
Make a note first~ Go back to you to settle the account!
Afraid that the other side would not be able to hear it, Tang Shuang shouted: "Candy ~ Candy! Can you hear my brother?"
The little person opposite was extremely calm, feeling that she was lying on the sofa, crossing Erlang's legs, and easily wanted to be at home with Tang Shuangla.
"Huh, who? Xiaoshuang, what did you say?"
"Candy! Can you hear your brother? Call your mother to answer the phone!"
"What are you talking about?Xiaoshuang, you make a louder noise~"
That's not loud enough? I'm already yelling.
Tang Shuang held her phone high to make sure the signal was not interrupted, and then yelled at the sky: "Tell Mom to answer the phone! Hurry up, don't be verbose!"
"Hah, what? The Lun family is not verbose, what do you want to do Xiaoshuang~"
Tang Shuang held his head high, his neck hurt, and he roared word by word: "I-say-called-mom-mom-answer-call!"
Then a desperate voice came from the other side: "I don't! I want to whisper to Xiaoshuang so that my mother can't hear it, Xiaoshuang, I'm going to work tomorrow......"
Then, there is no then.
The signal is broken.
Tang Shuang was grief-stricken and tired to death by making a phone call.
What's even more tragic is not this, but ......
Because he held his head high for too long, the sun shook his eyes again, Tang Shuang was a little dazzled for a moment, and then fell down with a sigh......
Did it really fall......
Huang Weiwei was startled, rushed over like the wind, and when he looked down, he laughed crazy again~
Squatting down while laughing, he raised his cheeks and glared at Tang Shuang below with great interest.
Poor Tang Shuang was lying on a ridge under the hillside~
He was originally lying on his stomach, turned over, looked at the blue sky and the cloud of stool pulled by the gods, sighed, and said to the gloating Huang Weiwei: "Look at what! Haven't you seen the handsome guy turn over and sleep, and still watch? Look at it again, look at it again, and I'll eat you if you look at it again!"
Huang Weiwei sneered: "The phoenix in distress is not as good as a chicken! I just look at you like this, see if you beg me!"
"The mud covered the trouser legs
Sweat soaked the back of the shirt
I don't know who you are
but I know for whom you are serving
For whom
For the harvest of autumn
For the spring to return to the wild geese ......"
If he didn't agree with him, Tang Shuang sang.
After singing the song "For Whom", the girl on the hillside was still not moved.
Huang Weiwei: "Where did you come from, the wild song is not good at all, what kind of virgin you are pretending!"
Tang Shuang ignored this picky listener and said, "The handsome guy also watched it, and the little song also listened to it, did you throw a rope down?" ”
Huang Weiwei laughed: "I haven't heard of it, let's have a song of eighteen touches." ”
Tang Shuang was shocked and served: "Brother Huang won't." ”
Huang Weiwei was determined to listen to the eighteen touches.
This female man!
Tang Shuang: "Stretch out your hand."
Touch yes sister Yiya
Touching the top of my sister's head, oh oh
Sister has the fragrance of osmanthus on her head
Oh, oh, oh
Oh
Oh
Alas
Oh
This guy is all ahh
Which-oh yo~"
After singing in humiliation, I saw a ladder come down.
Tang Shuang went up to take revenge, but when he saw the short-haired girl holding a burning stick, she looked at him with a smile, still rolling up her sleeves, instantly turned around and walked down the mountain.
Huang Weiwei shouted behind him: "Don't go, wash the dishes, don't you wash the dishes, how can you eat at night if you don't wash the dishes!"
Tang Shuang walked away, only then turned around and sneered at Huang Weiwei: "Let you be rampant for a while, I'll go down the mountain to find a signal, and let you adults cure you!"
Huang Weiwei pointed at the fire stick and shouted: "You dare!"
As soon as Tang Shuang wanted to say something cruel, she saw the short-haired girl waving a stick and coming over, don't say anything, run!
The two were out of breath~
Tang Shuang glanced at Huang Weiwei, opened the door and got into the car: "You stupid girl, why are you chasing me, am I so easy to chase!"
Huang Weiwei also got into the car and put the burning stick on the side of the car door: "Where are you going?"
Tang Shuang: "I'll go to town, what are you doing with me?" ”
"I'll go too!"
She was worried that Tang Shuang's back would expose all her situation here.
Tang Shuang: "You want to strike class?"
"Go and come back. ”
Tang Shuang: "It's okay to trust more, go back, go back, Brother Huang is a good person, and he won't betray his sister's ......"
Huang Weiwei held the burning stick, and Tang Shuang stopped speaking for an instant......
"The sanitary napkins are gone, go to town and buy some. ”
Tang Shuang: O__O "...