8. Some people are pretending to be stupid, and some people are really stupid

Elder Tang Youyun can tell me if you want it, how do you know what you want if you don't say it? It's impossible to say that you want me but don't give it to you, you don't want me to give it to you, do you understand?

Regarding Chu Qinqin's attitude of ignoring Han Fei for more than half a month, Han Fei really didn't understand the reason, isn't it just a game? Is it because he doesn't want to cash in the bet? I didn't let her have my last name? Besides, it's not a big deal to let her bother less, right?

Han Fei racked his heart**, meditated hard, if you refer to it according to the experience of the previous life, phew, where did Han Fei get any experience in the previous life.

The distribution of most things in the world follows a normal distribution, in the past, Han Fei and the vast majority of people were divided in the tall, big and dark area in the middle, with average appearance, average IQ, and went to a similar science and engineering university for a year in the third year of high school, but he couldn't find a girlfriend who was about the same, because according to the relationship between supply and demand, the supply is far less than the demand, and it belongs to the seller's market, so Han Fei was in a situation where no one looked down on and no one looked down on him.

Some people also told Han Fei, you just cast a wide net and hunt diligently, and if you catch someone who is pleasing to the eye, you will confess, maybe someone will fall for the trick?

From the perspective of quantum mechanics, confession may succeed or fail, this success and failure may exist at the same time, you only need to listen to the moment the girl speaks two possibilities to collapse to one possibility, either collapse to failure, or collapse to good, this is a very famous theorem - Schrödinger's single dog.

Don't look at Han Fei and acquaintances can still brag and joke, but this thing actually has a quirk, a little frightened when dealing with women, and would rather die of embarrassment than never take the first bite when they meet.

Once the class organization had a friendship with a certain class in the College of Letters, Han Fei was stunned and drank white water all night. After getting out of school and starting to work, let alone talking, single dogs at this age have no love to talk about, only an endless stream of blind dates that parents tirelessly urge.

In "Let the Bullets Fly", the fourth child said: "Big brother, you know me, I like to be passive." "Han Fei is such a weird guy, he only likes to play inside when he plays basketball, he only squats in the pit and guards the door when he plays football, and he relies on others to take care of his social interactions, what experience can he have in dealing with girls?

The ice-breaking move was still done by Chu Qinqin.

One day in the eighth class, Han Fei took a note from behind and opened it to see: Stay after school. Han Fei looked back at Chu Qinqin, the girl gave him two big white eyeballs, and shook her head arrogantly.

The clock hand above the blackboard pointed to 5:40, the class bell rang on time, the two tacitly pretended to pack up their seats, and when the classmates finished walking, Chu Qinqin walked to Han Fei's seat.

Bang, Han Fei's head was slapped on the face, judging by the soft and rigid palm strength, it should be the Tomb Sect's peerless ecstasy palm.

"You're so capable, do you dare to ignore me?"

"Don't hit the head, don't hit the head," Han Fei continued, "Didn't you ignore me first?" I thought you lost the bet and didn't want to lose. ”

"Hmph, bet on bet and remember to bet. Chu Qinqin was a little angry.

Han Fei muttered like a gnat: "It was originally so." ”

"What did you say?!"

"Ah, nothing, nothing, I didn't say anything. ”

"Why are you so ruthless, ignore me if you say ignore me. ”

"I'm not embarrassed, you know me. ”

Hahahaha, there was a burst of laughter at the back door, "Damn, you two are acting in idol dramas here?" ”

Han Fei and Chu Qinqin looked over together, it turned out to be Kang Pengfei's kid.

"How do you eavesdrop on other people's conversations?" said in unison.

"Can the things of a scholar be called stealing?" Kang Pengfei actually learned from Kong Yiji.

As he spoke, Han Fei had already rushed out of his seat, and came to Kang Pengfei in a few steps, grabbed Kang Pengfei's neck, and threatened: "Don't talk nonsense." ”

Kang Pengfei was restrained and didn't beg for mercy, and he didn't spare people: "Fortunately, I came at the right time, otherwise I would have missed the first big drama of the year." ”

Chu Qinqin was also anxious at this time, and came over and said, "Brother Fei, don't be joking, okay?"

"Okay, okay, I won't say it, I won't say it, Han Fei, you quickly let go. ”

Hearing the assurance, Han Fei let go of his hand, Kang Pengfei's neck instantly felt relaxed, his head shook, and he looked at the two of them with an unclear look.

Han Fei only felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward, but Chu Qinqin seemed to have been seen some secret, and two red clouds appeared on her face.

"I, I'm going home, I won't tell you, Brother Fei, you are not allowed to go out and talk nonsense. After Chu Qinqin finished speaking, she turned around and took her schoolbag, and rushed out of the front door in a hurry, like a little beast running away.

Now the other two are confused, and they run away?

Han Fei punched Kang Pengfei in the chest: "Look at the good things you have done, they have all lost your popularity." ”

Kang Pengfei pretended to feel deeply hurt, and held his heart exaggeratedly: "Ah, I was hit by your Seven Wounds Punch, I'm going to die, ah." ”

"Die to your sister, you deserve it if you want to die, I really know how to be the first to correct the Fa on the spot with the Seven Wounds Fist. ”

"Why are you so ruthless that you want to kill me. Kang Pengfei actually learned Chu Qinqin's words.

", don't you learn it, big brother, what a. ”

"Okay, okay, I don't learn, I don't learn, let's go, it's all out of school, why are you still stunned, talk while walking. Kang Pengfei waved his head in a dashing manner. Han Fei took his schoolbag, locked the classroom, and followed Kang Peng to fly outside.

"I said Xiaofei, do you have a situation?" Kang Pengfei grinned.

"What's the situation?" Han Fei didn't know what to do.

"Damn, your uncle is pretending to be stupid. ”

"What the hell am I pretending to be stupid, I really don't understand what you're talking about. ”

"Tsk, I didn't expect you to be such a dishonest person. ”

"Why am I not honest, today is really inexplicable, you and Chu Qinqin really took the wrong medicine, and you are talking strangely. ”

Kang Pengfei cast a caring look at the fool, and then said: "That's right, seeing you like this is really not like pretending to be stupid, you are really stupid." ”

"I'm stupid for you, what the hell are you going to say, hurry up, don't say I'll strangle you. Han Fei said as he wrapped his arms around Kang Pengfei's neck.

"Heaven can't be, cough cough, don't leak, you hurry up and let go, I'm about to strangle me." ”

"If you don't say it, you won't let go, hurry up. ”

"You loosen first, and when you loosen, I'll say. ”

"No, what should I do if I send you away?"

"Where else can I run, you quickly release me. ”

Han Fei let go of his hand when he heard this, but he didn't expect Kang Pengfei to run away as soon as he broke free from the shackles, Han Fei said angrily: "Damn, how are you deceiving people?"

"How can the business of a scholar be called a deception? ha"