45. Great British pills

"Wait, wait, wait, the next show is on our side. Wang Jinduo, who went out to inquire about the news, ran in.

"Then let's go, what are you waiting for? "Han Fei has changed into a skirt here, and there is a down jacket on the back, which is extremely funny.

"I feel a little nervous. "When she was about to play, Da Tiantian was suddenly not as energetic as she was at the beginning.

"yes, I'm pretty nervous, and I'm getting goosebumps. Zheng Shuang followed.

Kan Qingzi smiled and continued: "You're frozen." ”

"Oh, I sneaked out to watch the show of the senior brothers and sisters, their lines and scripts are too well prepared, what should I do?" Da Tiantian was a little unconfident.

Han Fei smiled and comforted in a calm tone: "Okay, what's so stressful about this, there is no reward if you win, and you won't hang up on your subject if you lose, just be normal, besides, the script is not enough to make up the acting skills, I don't think your plot concept is so bad, let's go." ”

……

The one in front finally finished performing, and a song "Beijing Beijing" by Wang Banbi was sung by his rough voice with a unique charm, and there was stormy applause from the stage.

The host came on the stage and began to set words, Zhai Tianlin was dressed in a royal blue suit, the wax in his hair was shining, and he asked: "Hey, Ye Qing, do you know that the way of heaven is good reincarnation?"

"Oh, is this the end of good and evil?" replied Ye Qing, who was wearing a pale pink dress.

Zhai Tianlin said: "By the way, more than a hundred years ago, a country knocked on our door with a strong ship and a cannon, and since then our country has begun a history of humiliation. ”

Ye Qinglang said: "Next, please enjoy the stage play "British Pill" brought by the 07 undergraduate class of the Department of Acting. ”

"What the hell, British pills?"

"The Great Britain of England?"

"It's a funny sketch. ”

The audience looked at each other, what is this 07 level going to make trouble, the name is quite funny.

"Come on, it's okay, it's a little ditch, and you can cross it in one step. Han Fei encouraged several classmates.

Several people took a deep breath in unison, and the lights in the middle of the stage went off for a few seconds and then turned on again, and the performance began.

Wang Jinduo and Sun Qiang walked out from the left side of the stage, and the two of them smashed the foam trains and model railways on the stage with axes and sticks, and shouted slogans in their mouths: "God helps the fist, the Church of the Church, just because the high-speed rail is causing trouble in England." It doesn't rain, the ground is dry, and it's all covered by electric poles. The gods are also angry, and the immortals are also annoyed, so they will go down the mountain and pass the fist. The cross, the feast of holy bread, invite the gods and goddesses of the caves. No soldiers, only fists, it is not difficult to scrap the high-speed rail. Pick up high-speed rail, pull out the pole, and go to the aircraft carrier ship in the sea. High technology, all the eradication, Britain unified Jingjiangshan, Jingjiangshan!"

At this time, Gao Jun and Gao Wenfeng came up from the right, the two of them were wearing Scottish-style skirts, and they also smashed the train tracks, and shouted slogans in their mouths: "Mo Dao Shiren has one eye, instigating the Thames to rebel in the world, brothers, smash me, bastard queen, we Scots have worked hard for you for more than half a year, and you still have to collect such high taxes, you pay me back my hard-earned money! Pay me back my hard-earned money!"

As soon as the two lines came out, the audience burst into laughter, who wrote these lines, it's too funny, it's almost about to make the British black.

"Damn, this line is so familiar, "The Legend of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties"?"

"What Sui Tang, that's Huang He, the owner of the bastard in Wenzhou, Zhejiang. ”

"Why do I think it's the Boxers, and the British are making this thing too?"

It's not a good thing for the actors that the audience's response is too strong, it's too much, but fortunately, these few people have not been disrupted by the audience.

"Big brother, they seem to be Scottish. Sun Qiang looked at the outfit of the person opposite, and suddenly said to Wang Jinduo, who was in the lead.

Wang Jinduo threw the axe in his hand heavily on the ground, raised his right hand and pretended to wipe away his tears, and his voice suddenly became choked: "Today is fortunate to be Windsor, tomorrow is fortunate to be London, when will I be fortunate to be fortunate in New York? The Thames River is high in smoke, and only one person is happy! Naizu abandoned America, Naifong abandoned Tianzhu, and now he abandons black Africa, the sun does not set on the territory of the country, and every time there is no longevity! I am heartbroken! Let this Scottish rebel party make a fuss, and Lafayette will give up the idea of building a garden. ”

"Big boss, we don't seem to be all the way with him. Gao Wenfeng over there was also deeply surprised when he saw the two on the left.

"I don't care who he is, anyway, whoever smashes the queen's field, I Scotland will definitely come to help the field, the sky is dead, the yellow sky should stand, come, smash, the Scots will never be slaves!" Gao Jun raised the stick in his hand and raised his arms and shouted, as if the Boxers smashed the imperial capital back then.

There was a burst of laughter in the audience, no way, this sketch is so interesting, originally everyone talked about this period of history in our country is heartbroken, recently the news broke out that the Scots have been clamoring to break away from the British Commonwealth, combined with the performances of these people above, it's really fun, I don't believe it, look up, the sky spares anyone.

"You wrote this book for them?" Cui Xinqing turned sideways to Wang Chunzi and asked. This teacher Cui is a well-known star teacher of Nortel, and Nortel's most famous 96 class was brought out by her, Huang Jiaozhu, Chen Changhua, Xiaoyanzi and others are her protégés, and they have excellent qualifications in Nortel.

Wang Chunzi smiled and said, "Where I have time to write books for them, the children make up their own books." ”

"Yes, there are ideas. Cui Xinqing complimented.

"It's not easy to get compliments from you. Wang Chunzi was overjoyed, his students performed well, doesn't it reflect his teaching standards.

At the beginning of the second act, the moment the lights were turned on, the audience erupted in the biggest laughter of the whole night, no way, it was too nonsensical.

There is a huge sofa in the middle of the stage, on which sits a women's clothing boss, it is Han Fei, who plays the Queen of England, with a curly white wig, a white lady's dress, and the scepter in his hand is even more funny. On the right is a wooden chair, on which sits a men's clothing boss, Da Tiantian is wearing a capable black suit, the end is full of heroism, and there are also two men's clothing bosses on the right hand, it is Kan Qingzi and Zheng Shuang, one of them is wearing a gray suit, and the other is wearing a brown windbreaker.

"I'll it, I'll really be able to play. ”

"Nonsense, of course, you can let it go. ”

"This is to prevent me from renovating Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle, Charles, what do you mean?" Han Fei pinched his throat and said to Da Tiantian next to him, his voice was not high, but it looked very imposing.

Prince Charles, played by Da Tiantian, lowered his head, his eyes didn't dare to look at Han Fei, his hands folded on his thighs, obviously overwhelmed by this momentum, and he resignedly: "Refute, dismiss." ”

"Oh?" Han Fei's tone was a little skeptical.

Da Tiantian still didn't dare to look at Han Fei's eyes, and said against his will: "My father has worked hard for decades, and my sons and courtiers have built a garden, so that my father can enjoy happiness and be loyal and filial, and it is not an exaggeration." ”

"And what are you doing with these folds?"

"The stakes are very high, and the sons dare not call the shots, so I ask my father to judge. ”

"Hmph. Han Fei snorted lightly, leaned to the side, and no longer paid attention to the man's Prince Charles.

"Lafayette, can you still hold your 80th birthday celebration?" Kan Qingzi, who played Prime Minister Brown, suddenly stepped forward.

"Oh, what do you mean by that, wife, I shouldn't invite someone to dinner and listen to the church meeting on my birthday?" Han Fei leaned back on the sofa and tilted his head to look at Kan Qingzi from top to bottom.

This Brown Cloth Zhongtang was speechless for a while, but Zheng Shuang, who played the role of Chancellor of the Exchequer Darling, suddenly stood up and stopped in a loud voice: "No, Lafayette, the treasury is not enough." ”

"Bold! How can I, a rich and powerful British, have no money?"

"Galeries Lafayette, there has been an economic crisis recently. ”

"Then the aircraft carrier will be mothballed and some maintenance fees will be saved. ”

"Lafayette, no, the aircraft carrier is a sharp weapon of the country, and it cannot be sealed!" Zheng Shuang exclaimed, and suddenly knelt down.

"Then withdraw the patrol fleet in East Africa, and if it is not enough, we will withdraw a few units of the army. ”

"Old ......"

Zheng Shuang wanted to say more, but was interrupted by Qingzi: "Lafayette, do you still want the big circus?"

"The American, Chinese, and Russian foreigners are all coming, and this cannot be delayed. ”

"What about the rebels and Scottish boxers on the streets of London?"

"Hurry up and clear it, I haven't cleaned it up on the street until I went on the street last year, and it's not good to frighten the foreign adults. ”

"Oh, Lingyi. ”

Only then did Han Fei stand up, a smile appeared on his face, and he pointed his scepter at Kan Qingzi and said, "I still need a loyal courtier like Bu Zhongtang." ”

"Thank you Lafayette for complimenting. Kan Qingzi bowed down and thanked him.

Han Fei paced on the stage, saying as he walked, and his tone was tactful: "Let's take this millennium celebration as an example." Those who know say that I should enjoy happiness, and those who don't know scold me for being poor and extravagant, and who knows that I am also working hard for the country! The old lady of an ordinary family has a 60th birthday, and the scenery is lively, and the neighbors will say that this old lady is very blessed and has face, and this family can afford to be a person in this area. This is true of the people, and even more so of the state. ”

He walked first to Prince Charles, and then to the kneeling Minister Darling, and his sharp gaze pierced the two of them not daring to look up.

Han Fei's tone became more and more high-pitched, and his emotions became more angry: "There is no place for the imperial court to save face, how can it reflect the British Empire's Haiyan River Clear, the country's peace and security? Where has Blair's prosperity since its revival gone? In this way, not only the Americans look down on it, but even the common people look down on it. If the Americans look down on you, they will bully you, and if the common people look down on you, they will not obey you. In this way, something will happen, and the foundation of the ancestors will be ruined in one fell swoop! Do you really not understand these truths? If you don't understand them, or do you not want to understand them? I don't think you want to understand them! In other words, your filial piety as a son and the loyalty of your courtiers will be eaten by wild cats as stinky dried fish! Okay, I'll leave my words here today, and if anyone makes my celebration uncomfortable, I'll make him uncomfortable for the rest of his life!" After speaking, Han Fei slapped the scepter on the shore heavily, and Da Tiantian was frightened by his momentum.

"Tsk. The three men were silent.

Han Fei held his breath and finally opened his mouth: "Don't cry poor with me, we are British, I don't know what the situation is in Great Britain!"

"There are two British aircraft carriers, and I have to mothlock one, and six destroyers, I have to repair them one by one. Look at these ships, which ones are not the essence of science and technology, which ones are not the pillars of the navy, which ones are not built with huge sums of money, they are rotten, and my heart is about to break! The ancestors and the country were handed over to me, but they became like this, I am heartbroken, I am guilty of the country, I am ashamed of my ancestors, I am ashamed of heaven and earth, I want to impeach myself! And you, although you all stand in the parliament with a high sound, are you so clean? Are you so clean? Are you so clean? I know that some of you are even more incompetent than Blair Hall! ”

Da Tiantian, Kan Qingzi, and Zheng Shuang were so frightened that they all knelt down in unison.

When I did not succeed to the throne, I thought that the greatest enemy of Great Britain was the German Three, and the Allies overturned the German Three, and I thought that the greatest enemy was the Soviet Union, and the United States imperialism dragged down the Soviet Union, and Scotland became the trouble of Great Britain again, ah, the independence referendum failed, and the refugees became the trouble of Great Britain again. It is now becoming more and more clear to me that the trouble in Britain's heart is not outside, but in the city of London, in this Parliament! Among my ministers and parliamentarians, if we are rotten here, Great Britain will be rotten, and if you are all rotten, Northern Ireland will rise up and leave us with no place to bury! Think about it, US President Clinton, it has only been a few years since the White House door was exposed to the public? Forget? Forget! That former sick man of East Asia is still standing on the other side of the earth, staring at you every day! I haven't closed my eyes for three days and three nights, and I'm always thinking about what to say to everyone, but I have to have a leader. Thinking about it, there are only four words, these four words, it is easy to say, but how difficult is it to put it into practice? These four words were dug out of my heart and dug out of the sea of blood. Great British Pills! Take a Good Look at ...... Oh, all of you look up, take a good look, think of yourself, and show me for half an hour......"

In the center of the stage, a foam sign was actually hung down with two ropes, which read—Great British Pills.

"Hahahaha. ”

"That's true, Niu X. ”

After speaking, Han Fei walked off the stage with steps, leaving the three of them on their knees, looking at the plaque of the Great British Pill in a daze.

The headlights on the stage suddenly went out, and when they came back on, several actors stood back in the center of the stage and bowed to the audience in unison.

"Good!"

"Beautiful!"

"Great!"

The cheers of the mountains and tsunamis came from all sides of the audience. There are even more crazy buddies whistling, and the curtain call of a performance suddenly becomes like a concert.

Applause, non-stop applause, Han Fei looked at several classmates around him, all of them were full of happy and relieved smiles.

"Is this stage play really choreographed by the students in your class themselves?" Wang Jinsong, the vice dean sitting in the front row, suddenly turned around and asked Wang Chunzi, his eyes full of incredulity.

Wang Chunzi couldn't control the joy in her heart at all, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but laugh to the back of her head, and she said angrily: "Of course, how about it, dean, these children are good." ”

"Good, good, they're all good seedlings. Wang Jinsong gave a thumbs up.

Cui Xinqing also patted Wang Chunzi's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Xiao Wang, you really picked up a treasure this year, you have to cultivate these children well." ”

"Definitely. Teacher Wang nodded sincerely.

After replying, Han Fei hurriedly put on the down jacket, and the long lines just now made him feel hot all over his body, and as soon as the curtain was over, the adrenaline receded, and he had goosebumps in the cold.

"Give you hot water. Zheng Shuang handed over a cup of steaming water.

"Thank you. ”

"No thanks, you're really amazing, you don't get stuck in such a big line. "Cool girl's eyes are shining with little stars.

Han Fei took a big sip of water, his body temperature had just recovered a little, and the blood bar was rising at a visible speed, and he said, "It's okay, it's actually better." ”

"You're enough, being too modest is pretending to be X. Wang Jinduo patted Han Fei on the shoulder.

Sun Qiang also asked: "That's it, why are you like a Saiyan, and suddenly you are in a state." ”

"I think I should take him to the medical school of Peking University for slicing research, anyway, it's not far away, and I paid for the fare. Gao Jun also joked.

Han Fei smiled and was noncommittal.

After making trouble for a long time, Da Tiantian came over and solemnly thanked Han Fei: "Han Fei, thank you." ”

"Huh?"

Han Fei didn't react for a while, and replied with a question mark: "What are you thanking me for?"

"Thank you for perfecting the script and for your performance, otherwise we wouldn't have received so many cheers. Da Tiantian said very solemnly.

"No, what's there to thank you for. Han Fei waved his hand and said with a smile.

"I'm serious. ”

"Remember what I said on Christmas Day?"

"What?"

"Tsk, I don't even remember, I said, what's the use of just thanking, you have to add money, hahaha. ”

!(╯"-")╯(┻━┻I'll go!!(╯"-")╯(┻!!!