"What are these bastards crazy about?!" Shi Bao lifted the quilt, sat up violently, and shouted with red eyes!

Shi Bao wiped his side, it was empty! When he saw it, his wife was long gone! I vaguely heard the sound of his wife talking to others outside.

"What is she going out with this early morning?" Shi Bao muttered dissatisfiedly.

Shi Bao listened to the excited shouts outside, and couldn't resist the curiosity in his heart, so he put on his shoes and went out to see the situation.

The courtyard in the southern countryside is very spacious, and the wall is generally not high, just over one or two meters, so Shi Bao can see the situation on the road outside when he stands in the yard. I saw a group of people smiling one by one, as if they had won the lottery jackpot.

"Shi Bao, you didn't go up the mountain yesterday, you suffered a big loss!haha......" A woman laughed.

"Why don't you eat two bites of the fake monk's laba porridge? Even if it's delicious, what's the matter? Xiangxiang mouth, stinky buttocks, what's the big deal!" Shi Bao was already a little sour when he said this. One person said that the laba porridge on the mountain was delicious, and the other said that his heart was not so firm. But when everyone said that Laba porridge was delicious, he had already believed it thoroughly, but the dead duck was the hardest, and he couldn't admit it without losing face.

"Hey, it's really not as simple as a fragrant mouth and a stinky ass. I'll tell you, my old cold leg is healed!" exclaimed the woman, kicking her leg excitedly.

"...... Drink a porridge and cure the disease?" Shi Bao didn't believe it at all, and when he got out of the courtyard, he saw He Yong and the others also coming over, and they met.

He Yong asked, "Do you have any special feelings?"

"Yes, the old cold leg is better!"

"My frozen shoulder doesn't hurt anymore!"

"I feel good in my lungs and don't cough anymore. ”

"My waist doesn't hurt anymore, my legs don't hurt anymore, and I have the strength to hug my grandson. A gray-haired old woman laughed.

Everyone laughed, and at this time, Zhu Erdan also came, and shouted from afar: "Hey, I thought I was the only one who got the benefit, it turns out that everyone has the benefit." Gee...... It's amazing, this Laba porridge is so good, haha...... He Yong, what about you?

He Yonglao blushed and said, "That, there are also benefits, but don't ask." ”

"It can't be that what's wrong, right?" Zhu Erdan looked at He Yong with a look that everyone understood.

He Yong suddenly became angry: "What's the matter? My hemorrhoids are cured, okay? Really, ten people have nine hemorrhoids, don't tell me, you don't feel it?"

"Hey...... Really, mine is fine......" Zhu Erdan said with a smile.

The others laughed too, and apparently everyone was cured.

Seeing this scene, Chen Jin suddenly realized that he really seemed to have missed something......

At this moment, He Chang and Gao Jiagui came.

Shi Bao immediately shouted: "Village chief, secretary, you are here, these guys are disgusting me here in the morning! Why do you drink porridge to cure the disease, one by one, it is clear that it has been discussed, come to fool me! You have to give me a comment on this matter." ”

Gao Jiagui laughed and said, "Shi Bao, it's really hard to say about this." Maybe it's the effect of Laba porridge, maybe not, no matter what, many stubborn diseases and stubborn diseases in everyone's body are indeed cured. There is a disease to heal, there is no disease to exercise, you look at Uncle He, he is walking faster than me. ”

He Chang smiled: "Shi Bao, I told you a long time ago, follow us up the mountain, you don't listen." Hey, you're missing it......"

Shi Bao didn't believe other people's words, but he believed He Chang's words, and He Chang had never lied in his life! Thinking of this, Shi Bao was also dumbfounded, how could a bowl of laba porridge still have such an effect......? Is it possible?

Without waiting for Shi Bao to react, Shi Bao's wife Zhang Wenlan was anxious, and slapped Shi Bao on the back of the head, saying: "You, you......, you! Don't talk about you!"

After speaking, Zhang Wenlan left.

Shi Bao hurriedly asked, "Why are you going?"

"Go up the mountain! Let's see if there is Laba porridge in Haotian, no, I have to take a sip! Otherwise, I won't be reconciled!" Zhang Wenlan said, already speeding up his pace.

Seeing this, Shi Bao shouted angrily: "You come back for me! What are you going to do? If you didn't go yesterday, why do you still have the face to go today?"

"Shi Bao, you just want to die to save face and suffer sin. But when I went up the mountain today, there was really no play, Haotian said, Laba porridge will only be put for one day, and it will not be provided the next day. That kid, I haven't learned much Taoism, and now I'm practicing Buddhism and Taoism, and I've really learned eighty percent of the stubborn temper of that old Taoist. If you don't give it, you won't give it, and the rules are the rules. It's useless for you to go up. "Gao Jia Gui said.

Shi Bao smiled bitterly: "I know, but I have to let Zhang Wenlan come back, right?"

After speaking, Shi Bao caught up.

At this moment, Haotian cleaned the Taoist temple inside and out, and then walked around the mountain, and it was time for him to consider the planning of the Taoist temple. Although Chongyang Mountain is steep, the space on the top of the mountain is not small, and there is no specific amount of sky. But it's really big here! The front half of Chongyang Mountain is flat, and there are only grass, small trees, and Taoist temples.

Beyond that is a raised mountain like a mannail, where the trees are tall and dense, and the hundred-year-old pine trees are straight like spears. Now the snow had fallen, and it was white, but the woods were pitch black. In addition to collecting firewood, Fang Zheng usually doesn't go there.

Looking at this space, Haotian touched his chin and said: "I don't know how big Chongsheng Temple and Shaolin Temple are, how big the legendary Emei and Wudang Mountain are...... Well, it's the money. As long as you have enough money and hard food, everything is not a problem. I have a lot of money, but I don't have enough money to spend......"

Haotian shook his head and took the lone wolf and the monkey around and returned to the temple.

As a result, I saw someone waiting at the door, and when I walked in, Haotian smiled, and said: "Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, two laymen, what are you sitting at the door? Burn incense and go to the main hall, worship the Buddha and go to the Buddha hall......"

"Haotian, are you back, my aunt asked you, do you still have porridge?" As soon as Zhang Wenlan saw Haotian, he immediately came to his senses, regardless of Shi Bao's pull, and hurriedly asked.

Haotian was stunned, looked at Zhang Wenlan, and then looked at Shi Bao, who was flushed, lowered his head, and said with a wry smile: "Immeasurable Tianzun, two laymen, the poor Laba porridge was distributed yesterday." ”

"Not at all?" Zhang Wenlan did not give up.

Haotian smiled bitterly in his heart, yes? He really wanted to have it, but the problem was that the system didn't give him a grain of rice left! So Haotian said: "It's really gone, if you two want to drink, you can only catch up next year." Why didn't you two come yesterday?"

Zhang Wenlan was about to say something, but Shi Bao got up with a snort, grabbed Zhang Wenlan, and said, "Let's go, let's go! People don't give it, what do you want for a dead face? Shame or not?"