Chapter 294: A Bet with God

"How can I see you in front of the wine?" Ji Ao was still arrogant, as if this glowing god was just a transparent person at that time.

"Hmph, then how do you explain that you scratched my face, a little monster dares to offend the gods, I think the punishment for punishing you to be a guard dog is too light, and you should be punished to go to all walks of life to carry wine for me. ”

"Can you blame me? Who told you to shoot me from behind, a handsome, charming, dashing and handsome monster like me, I don't know how many women follow behind and want to sneak up on me and possess my body and mind, can I not be careful everywhere, which day will I fall into the clutches of the devil? I look back and see not a beautiful woman but your face, and I am also very painful. ”

"You slippery head with a mouth full of running tongues, I think you can just eat your dog meat!" In the face of such a brazen person, even this fairy man, who has always had a gentle temper, was angry.

"I don't accept it, why are you eating me!"

"Just because I am God, I have the power to eat you. ”

"You are a god, it is only natural that you can beat a monster without any power, if this is the case I should be eaten, then what is the difference between you and us monsters who prey on by force? I am not convinced, unless you can win me in other aspects. ”

"Anything else?"

"Like having more girlfriends than anyone, or drinking more than anyone!"

"Drink better than anyone, hahahaha......" The fairy laughed when he heard this suggestion, "Drink more than me, boy, you really have the guts." ”

"Hmph, if I lose, I'm willing to be a watchdog for you for five hundred years!"

"Okay, then you're up to the watchdog. ”

"What if you, the man of God, lose to me?"

"I'm going to lose, you can go in a dream! Okay, I'll give you five hundred jars of good wine. ”

"No, no, no, if you lose, I want you to send us to Qingyao Mountain. ”

"What? Where are you going, not going, not going, I hate that place full of stinky rules, don't go!"

"Actually, that's the case," Ji Ao's expression suddenly became solemn, "I have a friend who lost most of his mana because of the battle with the thousand-year-old nine-tailed fox, and I heard that Wuluo God has an elixir that can help him recover, so we came here." If you lose to me, take us to the mountain of Qingyao. ”

"I see, you kid was beating me up from the beginning. Dahan frowned suddenly, he still had a little good impression of Ji Ao, but now he disappeared suddenly.

Since he knew that Ji Ao loved to drink so much, and he wanted to test the amount of alcohol with himself, and he pretended to be completely for the purpose of using himself, he had lost interest in this Han Qi, and he waved his hand: "I won't care about you about stealing wine, you can go." If you want to go to the Green Mountain, that's your business, don't set foot on my realm again. ”

After saying that, the light bar disappeared in an instant, and immediately made way for them to pass.

Ji Ao crossed his arms and looked at the big man: "God can also talk and don't count?"

Dahan looked at Ji Ao, his gaze became more and more severe, and before the majesty of the gods, even Yan'er, who had never known the height of the sky and the earth, shrank into Li Yao's arms and muttered in a low voice.

As a fairy, Li Yao can still be more comfortable in front of the gods, but she is also playing the drum in her heart. Only Ji Ao still had a disgusting expression, as if he didn't know that the god man in front of him could turn him into a real dog as long as he was willing.

Dahan seemed to mind the evaluation that words don't count, and after staring at Ji Ao for a long time, he saw that he had no intention of retreating, but he regretted that he shouldn't be so careless, and casually bet with such a monster of unknown origin. It seems that I have to change this problem: "Then what do you want?"

Seeing that he finally spoke, Ji Ao's heart finally relaxed slightly, and he tried his best to maintain that rogue look on his face: "It's just to make that bet, it's better than drinking." You won, I'll be your watchdog for five hundred years, I'll win, you send us to Qingyao Mountain and help us get the elixir. ”

"I didn't promise you! Qingyao Mountain is the capital of the emperor, that Wu Luo is arrogant and has a bad temper, I don't want to provoke her. Besides, she still has such arrogant friends...... That's why I've always hated Suzaku......" The big man stared at Yan'er viciously impatiently, and Li Yao was so frightened that she hurriedly took Yan'er who poked her head out into her arms.

Yan'er is also rare to be honest, she seems to know the power of the gods, hiding in Li Yao and not moving, but her eyes are moving closely with the big man.

If Dahan saw Yan'er's expression at this time, he would find that he was not actually afraid, but thinking seriously: I can't beat the guy in front of me, what kind of conspiracy and tricks can I use to deal with him?

If Dahan really knew, maybe he would teach this Suzaku a hard lesson and strangle this future "demon" in the cradle.

The fact that a god like him would scare a child was obviously because he was so disgusted with Suzaku, and the conversation just now reminded him of some past events that he didn't want to recall.

Ji Ao couldn't help but wonder, was this god who seemed to be strong, in fact, at some point in the past, he was once ...... by a Vermilion Bird Hehe, he thought to himself, and he couldn't help but smile with a gloating treacherous smile on his face.

When the big man saw him, he knew what he was thinking, and he yelled arrogantly: "You kid come with me! If you lose, be my watchdog, if I can't drink you, I'll send you to the Qingyao Mountain, and besides, I'll tell you a way to get Wuluo's elixir!"

"Hey, it's unfair to us...... You have to at least help us get the elixir......" Although Ji Ao couldn't resist physically, his mouth was not idle at all.

"Shut up!"

"Even immortals have to be reasonable......"

"If I really had the bad temper of those gods, I'd make you into dog broth right now......"

In the midst of their dispute, Dahan disappeared with Ji Ao in a blink of an eye. The cage on the ground flickered again at some point, and locked Li Yao and Yan'er inside.

Nine times out of ten, the immortal man took them hostage, if Ji Ao dared to make any bold moves, and dared to cause any trouble, Li Yao and Yan'er would also be implicated and punished.

Li Yao watched them disappear, dazed and didn't know what to do.

"This is how the man of God dwells...... Oh, yes, not bad......"

"Don't be busy looking around, you're going to be here to see the door for five hundred years, and you'll have enough of it then. ”

"Don't be too busy talking about it......"

Ji Ao followed Dahan all the way, and the scene he saw became more and more strange.

All kinds of trees that have never been seen before are towering into the sky, some are up to people's knees, and they grow in a patchwork, some of them are blooming with beautiful flowers, some are bearing fragrant fruits, and all kinds of rare birds and beasts are nostalgic for them, and they are not afraid of people at all.

The soft grass, just as high as the instep of the foot, was dotted with many huge stones, each with a pit of different sizes, and the holes contained different colored liquids, soaked in various tree fruits.

In fact, calm down and think about it seriously, if Ji Ao has a conflict with them, he needs to be afraid and don't know which side it is. As soon as Ji Ao walked in and smelled the faint aroma of wine, he immediately knew where the aroma of wine came from.

Ji Ao looked around, touching this and that from time to time, he put a finger on each stone "wine jar" and dipped it, and then reached into his mouth to taste it.

If it tastes good, secretly take the utensils out of your pocket and put them away. At the same time, I picked a lot of fruits from various fruit-bearing trees that I saw along the way, and stuffed them into my pockets while eating.

Whenever an animal with beautiful feathers or fur passes by him, he will have a few feathers torn off or a few hairs from his ears. These animals dare not speak out against him, if it weren't for the fact that the big man walked by his side, these strange beasts and rare birds would have rushed up to him, punched and kicked him, and taught this man a good lesson who didn't know the height of the sky.

Ji Ao brought his greed, shamelessness, shamelessness and other virtues into full play at this rare moment of entering the courtyard of the gods, almost like a whirlwind to take everything that could be taken away from the places he passed.

When he met the reproachful gaze of the big man, he would be cheeky and say, "It's rare to see such a delicious thing, don't you mind if I pick a little more?" Of course, a god like you won't mind." Do you have any food here that will become an immortal immediately? If so, I will introduce it! I will also try it. ”

The big man shook his head, too lazy to be angry with him, and simply ignored his behavior.

Gradually, he approached the residence of the Great Han, which was a very modest house in the splendid woods, that is, not a palace, nor a bar full of liquor as Ji Ao had hoped, but a few tall stone houses standing there, neither in style nor in decoration.

The residence of such a god as Dahan was not guarded by a god general in full armor, but there were many people coming in and out, and it was as lively as a bazaar.

Ji Ao took a closer look, among them, there were gods, monsters, and humans.

They don't look like the servants and servants of the Han Dynasty, but they are all dressed very casually: open-chested and barebacked, long robes and horse coats, wrapped in animal skins, and long skirts...... It's a strange thing.

As soon as he saw the big man come back, these men and women came out from afar, and the leader was a red-faced man, who spoke with a bird's beak not only in a crisp and pleasant voice, but also extremely fast.

"Your Excellency, you have returned, the house has been cleaned, the food has been cleaned, the trees have been pruned, the library has been tidied up, the wine jar has been washed, and the wine inside has been drunk, and we have taken our leave. Without even adding punctuation, he finished speaking, waved his hand and called a large group of his companions to rush out, and disappeared in a short time.

The big man shouted in the back like thunder: "You little bastards are stealing my wine again! Don't you know how to leave me some!"

Ji Ao sneered: "Your wine has been drunk? Then there is no need to compare, this should be considered your loss, right?" Come, take us to Qingyao Mountain." ”

After saying that, he looked around the room, and the expression on his face made it clear that he regretted not being able to go to the god's dwelling place and search it extensively.

"Do you think I'm going to put the wine party in one place and wait for them to steal it?" There are still three caves, Wangwang, open the door!" the big man grabbed Ji Ao's collar who was about to turn around, and said the last sentence not to Ji Ao, but to the two doors of the room decorated with bronze beast heads.

A majestic golden lion appeared in the air, and he shook his big furry head, and the door of the room slowly opened, revealing a spacious hall.

As a spirited golden retriever lion, he was called Wangwang, which seemed to make the lion very annoyed, but he could only wagging his tail and sighing, and was about to return to the place where he was lying on his stomach, when he suddenly saw Ji Ao.

Wang's eyes lit up, and he rushed over excitedly and wagged his tail and shouted, "Have you finally found a new watchdog?" ”

"The beauty I want, he wants to show me the back door!"

"You dream, I won't lose to you to help you guard the door!" Dahan and Ji Ao shouted in unison.

Ah Wang shook his head in disappointment, he didn't even have the patience to listen to what they had to say, he slammed the door shut, almost crushed the big man under the door, and ran to a corner and fell asleep.