Volume 1 Chapter 92 A Pillar of Optimus
Haotian himself is not an idiot, the Taoist temple can usually surf the Internet, and recently discussed the hot sub-health issues, of course he knew that Ma Ying was talking nonsense, but Haotian was just pretending to be stupid. He wanted to see what this woman had in mind.
Haotian asked, "Oh, dare to ask the female layman, what is the main focus of my sub-health, and what should I do?"
"You're mainly a fictitious fire and need to put out a fire. Ma Ying preached seriously, but her eyes were about to catch fire when she saw Haotian.
Haotian was also stunned, the void fire was vigorous? What is this?
Ma Ying immediately learned to look like a fortune teller, and said as if she was a master in the world: "Little Taoist, let me ask you, are you a pillar of optimus every morning when you get up?"
Haotian was blushed by her old face and nodded slightly.
"Hey, hey...... This little Taoist priest will blush!haha...... The skin is so white, this red is like an apple, and he is really an innocent little virgin. Ma Ying smiled in her heart, the more she looked at Haotian, the more fun and cute she felt, and continued to flicker: "That's right, the false fire is vigorous, and it is always impossible to vent, so it will naturally be a pillar of optimism." Little Taoist, do you want treatment?"
Haotian is not a fool, when he heard this, he immediately understood! I thought I had met a female donor, but I ended up meeting a distant cousin of a lone wolf, a female pervert!
Haotian said in his heart: "Sure enough, beautiful women are unreliable, and in the future, you still have to find a girl next door to marry, down-to-earth, ......" said on his lips: "Fusheng Immeasurable Tianzun, female layman, if you want to make a wish to God on incense, please inside." If it's okay, the poor road won't be accompanied. After saying that, Haotian turned around and left, he really wanted to be vulgar in his heart, but he was not vulgar to find a woman to mess around.
He wants to return to the vulgar, he just wants to change his lifestyle! Besides, the woman in front of him is not suitable for the sex object in Haotian's heart. I can't say that the system will accidentally make myself the last father-in-law in Huaxia!
As soon as Haotian left, Ma Ying's heart was broken, and she was too anxious, so she scared the little Taoist priest away.
However, Ma Ying immediately had an idea, and she exclaimed: "Oops, low blood sugar, oops, dizziness, oops, oops, ......oops,
As soon as Haotian turned around, he just saw Ma Ying fainting, lying there without moving.
Seeing this, Haotian sighed, and said in his heart: "This female layman doesn't know which tendon is on the wrong line, which trick is this playing? Which child pretends to be dizzy and secretly tickles...... Do you really think that she can't see that little gesture of the poor road?
However, Haotian didn't want to be confused with Ma Ying, first, he didn't want to, second, he was afraid of karma, third, he was afraid that the evaluation score would be lowered, which would affect the later income, and fourth, he was afraid that he would still be vulgar and far away. So Haotian didn't care about lifting his legs and left.
Ma Ying secretly glanced at Haotian, and said in her heart: "This stupid Taoist priest has been sent to the door, I am like this, and I don't know how to take the opportunity to hug it, kiss it, even if it is to touch it...... The pinhole cameras are all adjusted, and it turns out that they are busy in vain. Well, wait, maybe this little Taoist priest is testing me. I don't believe it, with my beauty, I can't get a milky little Taoist priest......"
Ma Ying thought wildly, waited for a long time, and didn't see Haotian coming out. The mink coat can only protect the upper body, and the lower body is lying on the cold ground, which is really a little cold. As time goes by, it gets colder and colder......
"Hmph, stinky Taoist priest is more patient than me, right? I'll just consume it with you, see if you can't move me in the end!" Ma Ying's heart was ruthless, and there was deep stubbornness in her eyes.
And at this moment, Haotian is roasting the fire in the backyard at this moment, and from time to time a lone wolf runs over to report the situation.
"Hey, this woman is really good, obviously she didn't faint, she had to pretend to be dizzy, and she didn't take medicine when she went out, and she was not lightly ill. Well, she likes to lie down, so let her lie down. You go and watch, and if she can't stand it anymore and leaves, you just tell me. After Haotian finished speaking, the lone wolf flicked his tail and went out, and Haotian added: "If it freezes, you can also notify me." ”
As time passed, Ma Ying's frozen gums trembled, and she couldn't stand it anymore and was about to get up.
As a result, a sound of footsteps came, and Ma Ying's heart moved: "Sure enough, it's still here!haha, I can't stand it?...... Sure enough, the little Taoist priest still couldn't stand me, hum, see if you hug me this time! As long as you dare to hug me, I will go up with the trend, a few shots down, hum...... The task is complete, take the money and leave!Stinky Taoist, let you play by yourself!Hey, why is the direction of the footsteps wrong, there are still a bit of them......"
"Haotian, what's the situation? Who fainted?" Outside the gate, Zhu Erdan's voice came, and then Zhu Erdan, Shen and Li Fu ran in.
When Ma Ying heard this, she immediately became anxious, and scolded in her heart: "This stinky Taoist priest hasn't come for so long, it turned out that he called someone to go! No, I can't wait, I have to get up quickly! Oops...... My feet are numb......"
Ma Ying's movements, her feet were sore, her body was weak, she didn't get up, she opened her eyes and looked, only to see Haotian wearing a white-clothed Taoist robe walking slowly, slapping at Zhu Erdan and Shen Lifu, and said: "Fusheng Immeasurable Tianzun, two laymen, this female layman doesn't know what the reason is, she fainted." He also asked two laymen to help get her down the mountain for treatment. ”
"Oh, Haotian, don't do this, it will give me goosebumps. Shen Lifu smiled bitterly.
Zhu Erdan didn't do it: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? People Haotian is now the master of the Heavenly Dao Temple and the Taoist Master, so of course he has to speak differently." I think that's good...... Besides, Haotian has won over a large group of so-called literati, is it normal to speak Wen Zou Zou. ”
Haotian can be regarded as helping Zhu Erdan change his face and become a new person, Zhu Erdan is now living extremely fulfilling, and he feels more comfortable than he lived in the first half of his life, and the feeling of being praised by everyone is like being a hero. Naturally, he is very grateful to Haotian now, and he helps Haotian speak everywhere.
When Haotian heard this, he smiled slightly, and said, "It's okay, it's okay, but it's okay, the two laymen should save people first." You see, she can't get up. ”
Shen Lifu saw that it was so, and hurriedly greeted Zhu Erdan, and the two of them spread out the sheets they had brought up, and shouted all the way to Ma Ying, shouting: "I'm okay to let me down, and carried it down the mountain." ”
Haotian looked at the backs of a few people who were far away, waved his hand, smiled at Ma Ying, smiled slightly, and pronounced a sermon: "The layman goes all the way, and the Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"
Ma Ying had that hatred in her heart! There was no way to do anything, who made herself so frozen that she couldn't move! Gritting her teeth and staring at Haotian, she understood now, this Taoist priest must have seen something, and deliberately went down the mountain! Gritting her teeth angrily, there was nothing she could do, and now was not the time to tear her face with Haotian.
However, in this first game, Ma Ying was a failure, so she could only think of other ways. As for now, stay in peace and be carried down the mountain, she is indeed frozen, her toes have been frozen numb and unconscious, it is better to go down the mountain to warm up first.
Sending Ma Ying away, Haotian frowned, this matter is not simple, he doesn't think it's a coincidence. This Ma Ying doesn't seem to have come to ask God to worship the Buddha, but more like he has come to insult himself, but what's the use of insulting him? It seems that the only one who will benefit in the end is Haotian......
Thinking about it, Haotian didn't come up with one, two, three, so he simply didn't think about it, as long as he kept the Dao heart, the Dao heart was firm, no matter what bulls, ghosts, snakes, and gods, he would not refuse!
"Those who are fighting are all arrayed in front of the ......" everything is false...... Break...... Broken haha!