38. Is your urn going to be a flip or a slide cap

Han Fei stood in the alley, holding his mobile phone in his hand: "Hey, Mom, tomorrow is 2006, Happy New Year." ”

"Little conscienceless, you still know how to call back, tell me, how long have you not called? Do you still know that you have a father, a mother and a sister?"

"Mom, don't be angry, didn't I call you. ”

Han's mother's tone on the other end of the phone softened slightly, and said: "Even if your last bit of conscience is not taken away by the dog, we are only here for this Gregorian New Year, so you can be so serious, and have a happy New Year." ”

Han Fei smiled and said, "Mom, the Gregorian New Year in big cities is a festival. ”

"Okay, I'll ask your dad to tell you, Lao Han, Lao Han, come to answer the phone, my son called. ”

The sound of footsteps came from the earpiece, and then a calm voice sounded: "Hey." ”

"Hey, Dad, it's me. ”

"Hmm. ”

"Happy New Year. ”

"Got it, take good care of yourself in the magic capital. ”

"Hmm. ”

“……”

There was never much to say between father and son, and after a few words of greeting, the two ends of the phone fell silent. Sometimes it's not to blame that children don't communicate much with their parents, but there is basically no common language for everyone, and I really don't know what to say next after saying the cold and warm words.

"Dad, where's my sister?"

"In the bedroom, I called her. ”

"Good. ”

Han Fei took a long breath, it was really difficult for the father and son to communicate, and they were all jumping out word after word when they spoke, and there was no sentence more than twenty words.

After a while, someone on the other end spoke, and his voice was crisp and cheerful: "Hey, brother, is that you?"

"Yes, it's me, Happy New Year, Linlin. ”

"Happy New Year to you, too, do you miss me? ”

Han Fei wanted to tease her, and deliberately said, "I don't want to." ”

"Ahhh The little man on the other end of the line was furious.

Han Fei threw out a sentence unhurriedly and said, "Hey, don't be angry, I have a gift for you, do you want it?"

"Ahh ”

"Guess. ”

"I don't guess, love gives or not. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm not going to tease you. Don't you like Supergirl, can I get you an autographed poster?"

"Really?"

"Hmm. ”

"Great, brother, you're so nice. ”

Han Fei secretly said that I am such a fart, just now you scolded me for stinky Han Fei, and said: "Okay, I won't tell you more, I still have something, goodbye." ”

"Goodbye. The sister on the other end of the phone was cloudy and sunny, and she was in a good mood, and finally gave Han Fei a flying kiss. In fact, Han Fei really doesn't have Supergirl's signed poster now, but this kid is not just talking, he is also a member of Tianyu Media now, and he is a colleague with Supergirl's gang, so it shouldn't be difficult to get a signed poster.

"Tut-tut, a family of four, happy, envious. Ren Hai held a cigarette in his mouth, and the dark red spark shone like a firefly in the dark.

"Your sister, you actually eavesdropped on someone else's phone call, you kid still has a little bit of morality, fuck. Han Fei looked back and saw that it was Ren Hai, the kid, and sprayed as soon as he opened his mouth.

Ren Hai spit out the smoke ring, he didn't feel guilty at all, but smiled and joked with Han Fei: "Okay, I didn't mean to, I saw that you disappeared for a long time, and I was worried that your old man was robbed by a young woman, so I came out to find you, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people." ”

Han Fei rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, okay, my fault, I'm going to take the blame, I'm a dog, you're Lu Dongbin, I'm a wolf, you're Mr. Dongguo, okay?"

"That's pretty much it. ”

Ren Hai pinched his cigarette, flicked the cigarette butt into the trash can, hooked Han Fei's shoulder and walked back, and the sound of music kept coming from behind him, and Ren Hai muttered in his mouth: "I said you kid, you don't have a good time coming to the bar, you look like a forty or fifty old man." ”

Han Fei smiled and said: "If you want to set up a TV set, put on a live broadcast of the Champions League, get some beer and barbecue or something, I'm sure I'm hi." ”

"Made, aren't these two bars the same thing, okay? You're a bar for watching football, and we're a bar for unleashing your passion. ”

"Okay, okay, you release your passion, I'll drink. ”

"You kid just don't want you to have a treat, you can drink hard, right, forget it, whatever you want. ”

The two re-entered the bar from the back door, to say that the magic capital is the magic capital, even if it is 05 years, the decoration of the bar is not rustic at all, except for the equipment that can't keep up with the guys in the future, the others are also advanced, especially people, at the moment when the makeup technique, one of the four major evil arts in East Asia, has not been fully popularized, and the makeup of people who come to the bar is not thick, and it looks much more real.

The DJ is working hard to stir up the atmosphere of the scene, the colorful spotlights are doing Brownian motion, spinning at high speed and irregularly, and the resident singer is roaring "I'm going back to the old place, I'm going to walk on the old road, you know I can't live without you, woo, girl." ”

Because it was Chinese New Year's Eve, the bar business was very hot, the booth was full early, Ren Hai and Han Fei sat on the loose table, and one took a beer and drank it.

This male singer is singing hoarsely, Han Fei and Ren Hai are not interested at all, there have not been a few famous singers in the bars of the magic capital, and those who are generally famous after singing in the bar are in the imperial capital, such as Zhou Gongzi, Brother Bo, Uncle Bo, etc., were all looking for work in the imperial capital bar before becoming famous.

Ren Hai took a sip of wine, his eyes were frightened, and he suddenly stopped in one place for a long time, and then asked Han Fei: "Hey, look over there, how is that woman?"

"It's okay, it's just that the makeup is too heavy, and you say that she is too exaggerated to wear blue eyeshadow. Han Fei glanced sideways, judging from his aesthetics of a straight man of steel, 5 points, but the makeup is not very good-looking, too exaggerated.

"You kid really has a mouth, don't care about her face, look at her figure, she has a good figure. Ren Hai had a pure smile on his face, and his hands were still gesticulating, paddling in waves.

Han Fei glanced back again, the woman was wearing a hip-wrapping skirt covered with fur, I don't know whether it was cold or warm, but her figure was indeed like Ren Hai's rowing, S-shaped, convex and backward, very material.

"Hey, you're here to pick up girls. ”

"I'm going to go hunting with someone else, and I'm sitting here like a fool now, you really think I'm here to listen to the guy singing rock 'n' roll. ”

Ren Hai finished drinking a bottle of wine, opened another bottle, took a leisurely sip, patted Han Fei's shoulder, felt a little sad about his misfortune, hated him, and said: "You say, if we change our skins, believe it or not, none of the female creatures in this bar today want to take out my Five Finger Mountain." ”

Han Fei immediately continued: "I believe it." ”

"Are you unconvinced?"

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced. ”

Ren Hai looked at Han Fei meaningfully and said, "Hey, what do you think, you don't want to find a girlfriend at all?

"Exam, you're gay, your whole family is gay. ”

"You must be gay, gay reacts so violently when someone says gay. ”

Han Fei made a fake gesture of knocking him on the head with a wine bottle, and said angrily: "Fuck your uncle, it's really a dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth." I think, you can't look for it for the sake of looking for it, you have to have a feeling base, otherwise it's a **?"

"Damn, don't look like you're a chicken, you're quite good at making words. But you don't look like a young man at all. ”

Han Fei didn't want to argue with him, everyone has their own view of love, some people are willing to wait until true love comes, some people face the sun and the sky, the summer worm can't talk about the ice, and people from both points of view treat each other as summer worms.

The singer on the field finally finished singing another song, the music paused, but the atmosphere had not yet cooled, the DJ grabbed the microphone obliquely with one hand, and made a rock &roll gesture with the other, saying: "Thank you for coming tonight, I wish you all a happy Chinese New Year's Eve, did you listen to our singer's singing just now?"

"Cool!" There are people below who are very face-saving.

"Then let's take a random audience member to come on stage and sing a song, raise your hands, and tell me okay?"

"Okay!" There was another cheer, and some people whistled, one by one, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood.

"Alright, gaffer, turn on the spotlights, and the rest of the time will be up to you, let's wait and see who will be the lucky one tonight. ”

Han Fei secretly said that your bar is a bit interesting, you have to go to the concert, and invite one or two audiences to go up and sing.

Ren Hai asked, "Hey, you're so stuffy, what if this light hits you?"

"Why did so many people hit me?"

"I mean what if. ”

"If you hit it, you will go up and sing, so many people are watching, if you coax it, won't you lose your hair?"

"Hey, you're not the kind of person who sings badly, are you?"

"Guess what. ”

"I guess. ”

The two of them touched the bottle and took a sip each, their eyes fixed on which seat the light would stay on.

After a few seconds, a beam of white bright light hit Han Fei directly, Han Fei secretly said hemp selling batches, so many people don't choose me, I have never sung in a bar.

"Hey, it's really you, my mouth is open today. ”

"Open a fart, crow's mouth, Bailey is not as black as you. ”

Ren Haile had a bright face, and the remaining half bottle of wine was dry in one gulp, and said with a smile: "Okay, go up, stretch out your head and slash your head, it's also a knife to shrink your head, it's better to be happy." Take care brother, if you are a singing person, you probably won't be able to get out of this bar today, brother, I want to ask, is your urn going to be clamshell or slide?"

"Lao Tzu wants Qi bangs to be fully screened. ”

"What? Qi bangs? What do you mean?"

"Lao Tzu said an apple, you don't understand it anyway. ”

Han Fei straightened his clothes, poured a sip of beer, fuck, let it out, let's go, it's okay to sing by yourself anyway, let's dedicate this bar virgin singer today.