Chapter 131: Farther Away (The Fifth Watch Started, Ask for Collection Recommendations)
Lin Yinger's house has three bedrooms and one living room, very warm, and the pink color is very girly, which makes Xu Duan particularly unbearable, you say that Lin Ying's children have a girl's heart, at least people are women, where did you Lin Zhidong get a girl's heart?
Double-row sofa in the living room, a coffee table in the middle, there are various fruits and candies on the coffee table, it seems that it is also placed on the New Year, ready to let someone visit the door, if it is usual, it must be placed in the refrigerator can not be put on the coffee table.
Xu Duan was next to the sofa when he heard Lin Zhidong say: "Who asked you to sit next to my daughter?
Yes, this is a master who beats people if he doesn't agree with him, let's bear it, Xu Duan nodded and said, "Hey." As he spoke, Xu Duan moved to the side.
"Farther away!" Lin Zhidong saw that Xu Duan only moved one position, and suddenly glared.
There's something wrong with you, I didn't take advantage of her, Xu Duan rolled his eyes, and moved again.
"Farther away!"
Break it off and move it again.
"Farther away!"
"Uncle Lin, I'll sit outside the door farther away. "Xu Duan is dissatisfied, I have beaten you and there are so many opinions, farther and farther away, far away from your sister, you are a fucking monkey who was invited by teasing?
"I just want you to sit outside the door!" Lin Zhidong said, how can you not be convinced?
"Dad, what are you doing!" Lin Ying'er pouted.
"Just sit there!" Lin Zhidong had to give up when he saw that his daughter protested.
Xu Duan sat down and Lin Zhidong didn't pay attention to him, sitting there like a wooden stake, Xu Duan saw that this couldn't be done, buddy came to pay New Year's greetings, don't you talk to buddy, then buddy worships which year?
So Xu Duan had nothing to say, "Uncle Lin, I'll peel an apple for you to eat?"
"Don't eat. ”
"Eat an orange?"
"Don't eat. ”
"Eat some peanuts or melon seeds?"
"Don't eat it!"
"Would you like some candy?"
Lin Zhidong was really annoyed by Xu Xuan, "I said I won't eat it, and if you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I'll throw you out!" "This is my home! What do you want to do like a landlord?"
"Uncle Lin, don't be angry all the time, it's not good for your health. Xu Duan looked like I was good for you, picked up an orange and peeled it.
Lin Zhidong was almost angry by Xu Zhidong, and roared on the spot: "You shut up for me!"
Xu Duan looked at Lin Zhidong with an innocent look, especially like the expression of being treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, which made Lin Zhidong's angry face green, not to mention how annoying it was.
"Why don't I look down on you so much!" Lin Zhidong said through gritted teeth.
"Uncle Lin, you are talking nonsense again, I still remember when I was six years old, you said that I was a good seedling of martial arts, and I begged me to learn from you every day. "Xu Xuan, don't lie to yourself, I have already seen through the truth of the matter.
Lin Zhidong was completely defeated, this bastard is so shameless, his face is as thick as the city wall, he will praise him for whatever you say, Lin Zhidong leaned back on the sofa with a sad face, he was so sad, how could he meet such a bastard?
Xu Duan looked at Lin Zhidong and ignored him again, so he asked again: "Uncle Lin, where did you learn this martial arts?" This is also a place that Xu Duan is curious about, I didn't understand it before, I didn't think it was strange, since I found out that what I practiced was not the martial arts of a certain sect but the martial arts after the mixture of many sects, I felt very strange, is the sect so open now? The martial arts of my own sect can be learned by others casually, it is unlikely, besides, there are so many sects!
"Can you handle it?" Lin Zhidong didn't want to deal with Xu Xuan at all.
"Uncle Lin, you are right, you are not my master, I can't always know what our sect is called. Xu asserted.
"Who's with you, let's have a little set!" Lin Zhidong rolled his eyes.
"Then you are also my master. Xu Xuan didn't care.
"You've been expelled from the division!" Lin Zhidong said.
Xu Xuan: "...... your sister, can you talk or chat?"
"Xu Duan, have you thought about what to do after the New Year, do you still write books?" Lin Ying'er saw that her father really didn't want to see Xu Duan, so she had to interject and mix up.
"I haven't thought about it yet, so I probably won't write it yet, it's not a matter of writing books in the entertainment industry. "What Xu Xuan said is the truth, there has been no exposure for a short period of time, and there is no exposure all year round, is that a mixed entertainment industry?
"Then what are you going to do?" asked, Lin Ying'er.
"No one wants it, think about it again, maybe you can go to make a movie, and when the time comes, you can make a martial arts movie with this kung fu, which will also be properly popular!" Xu said.
"It's just you, or kung fu movies!" Lin Zhidong, who hadn't spoken for a long time, heard that his big nostrils were facing the sky, and he was full of disdain for Xu Xuan.
"If you don't understand the artistic thing of making a movie, don't interject!" Xu Duan is also dissatisfied, this old guy is so annoying, you dare to look down on your buddy if you don't talk to your buddy, believe it or not, buddy really make a movie? Believe it or not, believe it or not?
Lin Zhidong said that he didn't believe it, and said with a disdainful face: "Hey, haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run?" Movies are all showy, they look good when they are played, what do you practice? are all killer moves, how insidious and vicious, how to come, no one will watch it at all, make a movie and pay you to death!"
Lin Zhidong actually did movie work when he was young, and he also thought about making a kung fu superstar, but as a result, fart, it's not the same thing at all! Take Xingyi Boxing, one of the three major internal boxing, as an example, the name of the three major internal boxing is dignified and decent, right? And you listen to its six key points: heart and mind, mind and qi, qi and strength, shoulder and hip, elbow and knee, hand and foot; But if you only learn these things from the master, then congratulations, you haven't gotten the true biography of the master!
The real inheritance of national art is just one sentence: the heart is ruthless and spicy, and everything is done! I don't believe you listen to this mantra again: the eyes must be poisonous, the heart must be treacherous, and the feet are drilled in the crotch of the door! This is also the key to Xingyi Boxing, and it is not possible to destroy the three views? The three major internal fists actually teach the people such hooligan and ruthless tricks, kicking the crotch and digging out the eyeballs, this is all the next three indiscriminate, isn't it? Street hooligans only use this trick, right? But, if your master teaches you this kind of thing that destroys the three views, then congratulations, you have to pass it on! Because the real national art is that one kick can break your two eggs, definitely not only one and a half, but one foot to properly make your eggs break evenly and chic.
Of course, the real Xingyi Quan must be more than this thing, otherwise it will not really become a street hooligan stubble? That Xingyi Quan will definitely not survive, the six principles of Xingyi Boxing: Gong Shun Yong is ruthless and true; it has nothing to do with the martial arts performances seen on TV, and the thing on TV has a unified name in the national art world: aerobics; if you treat that thing as a national art, then you really don't die fast enough, because the national art was originally created to defend the country and kill the enemy on the battlefield, and you dance aerobics on the battlefield? Do you want the enemy on the other side to applaud you again and give you a flower? There are no taboos in killing the enemy on the battlefield, and you can't survive at all if you are not ruthless and vicious, and you still want to have a decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City? Do you still want to have a life-and-death duel with the enemy on the battlefield? If you really have this kind of thought, then you can write a book and pass it on to the world, and the title of the book is called, if you end up with only one person on your side after a battle, there is no need to doubt or doubt, that person must be you, you are so crazy, cool, and handsome.
Performance? Guoshu said that it didn't know what it was, if anyone wanted to put it on the screen in its original form, it would really be like Lin Zhidong said, he would have to pay to death! There would be no second result, of course, Xu Duan knew this, how could he confuse acting with Guoshu, otherwise those three actors' self-cultivation chocolates would not be eaten in vain? Those 300,000 prestige would not be spent in vain? How low does Xu Duan's IQ have to be to take Guoshu and acting seriously?
Xu Duan's words are just a hurry, he just wants to act in a movie and no one invites him, he can only shoot one by himself if he wants to act in a movie now, but how much does it cost? Especially to make a kung fu movie, there must be a kung fu star who can bear the horn, and his net worth may not be enough for the appearance fee.
But Xu Duan was annoyed by Lin Zhidong's squeeze for so long, and immediately sneered: "It's like you've made a movie." ”
"How do you know I haven't filmed?" Lin Zhidong asked rhetorically.
"Yo, have you really acted? Which masterpiece have you filmed? Tell me about it, let me also look at it. Xu Duan was surprised in his heart, this old guy really made a movie?
Lin Zhidong opened his mouth and didn't speak for a long time, how can he say this? Do you tell that bastard that he has played passer-by? Do you tell that little bastard that he has never shown his face in the movie? Then he must not be laughed at to death? The old guy's shamelessness is also here, "What are you doing? After learning my kung fu, you still want to secretly learn my skills in acting in movies? while playing!"
Xu Duan suddenly rolled his eyes when he heard this, this old guy is stinky and shameless, he can see it, the old guy is definitely not playing an important role, otherwise he will definitely have to show it, this is the rush to get here, the old guy is embarrassed to let him watch the so-called movie he played, so he is so shameless to attack and dodge directly, but don't say it, this trick is very beautiful to use instead of attack, after all, Xu Duan's kung fu is really learned from him.
Xu Duan was about to say something more, when there was a knock on the door, and his father's voice, "Lao Lin, are you at home?"
"Where is Lao Xu coming?" Lin Zhidong's attitude towards Xu's father is completely different from his attitude towards Xu Duan, not to mention how angry Xu Duan is when he looks at Xu Duan with the face of a good neighbor, your sister, the difference in the treatment of this father and son is too big!