"What a prick ass..."

Hey?

Why am I saying such things, is it a blue skinny shiitake mushroom?

[Huang Rong] turned around, and suddenly, the festival fell to the ground. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Guo Jing, what are you doing-"

"My mother said that the girl has a big butt and is good at giving birth to a son, so... I touched it just now~" Yo you, looking at Guo Jing with a look of grievance.

[Huang Rong] is a slap in the face.

"My buttocks are swollen from the ones you rubbed, and I'm embarrassed to say, just take a break??"

…

This is the grove where Huang Rong Guo Jing and Hong Qigong met in the TV series, an ordinary grove, which will show different colors on today's special day.

"Rong'er, you wait for me... I was wrong, I'll be honest, I rubbed it 200 times ... Really..."

[Huang Rong] turned around and slapped again.

"You still have the face to say??"

After kneading it 200 times, a ball of noodles also made you knead it...

It's angry when you think about it, and when you cross over, you will encounter something too undisciplined. Last time, I rubbed other people's Oupai, this time it was someone else who rubbed my ass, Nima, and I trembled when I walked...

"Rong'er, why are you angry again..."

Guo Jing trotted over with an aggrieved face, and said in a deep resentful tone: "Last time, I slept with you and touched my chest all night... You said that it was swollen for half a month, so you won't let me touch it. I'm so good to say, you only agreed to let me touch my ass, why do you regret it now..."

“……”

[Huang Rong] suddenly had an expression of being struck by lightning, no wonder, this time I crossed over, and I felt heavy on my chest, and it turned out that my breasts had been enlarged.

"Come, Guo Jing, come here, I'll show you something good..."

"What's wrong with your little hands?"

"Don't touch my hands, look, like a fist that doesn't want to be big in a casserole?"

"Haha, Rong'er, you are so humorous today... Ahh

"Because you owe a beating—"

[Huang Rong] rubbed his little hands, this Guo Jing's face is so thick, his hands hurt.

Thinking of Huang Rong's European pie, I didn't have any fun touching it, I didn't want to, the two steamed buns above and the two steamed buns below made Guo Jing, a black-bellied guy, feel refreshed, and he was really depressed.

[Huang Rong] wanted to touch it herself, but I didn't want to, as soon as my little hand touched the European pie, it suddenly felt swollen and painful like an electric shock... And then this pain instantly spread all over the body...

“……”

[Huang Rong]'s face suddenly turned black as charcoal, and when she turned around, she pulled Guo Jing and dragged him on the ground. "Come on, come on... Guo Jing, let's talk about life!"

Guo Jing suddenly looked frightened, today's Rong'er is too terrible.

"Ah~ah~ah~ahhh~ahhh

In the depths of the grove, Guo Jing's rhythmic screams were heard.

[Huang Rong] was tired, squatted down, looked at Guo Jing with a blue nose and swollen face, and said a little breathlessly: "Guo Jing, tell me honestly, it's only been a few days! Why did you become so colorful, the old lady's 4 flesh balls are swollen, no matter how beautiful I [Huang Rong] is, you can't put such a heavy hand?"

[Huang Rong] never expected that Guo Jing's pickling skills were so superb, and especially, he also borrowed his honest expression very shamelessly.

"Because, I like you~"

“……”

Seeing that [Huang Rong] looked confused, Guo Jing hurriedly confessed.

"From the first time I saw your daughter, I fell in love with you..."

"Huh, wait, the first time we met, didn't I wear a woman's companion and men's clothes?"

"That's why I said, your first daughter..."

"Could it be..."[Huang Rong]'s face changed.

"It was on the grassland where you went to see Princess Huazheng that you sang: Leaving the grass on the plain, one year old and one withering, the wildfire burns inexhaustibly, and the spring breeze blows and grows... When you cheekily said that this is a poem you wrote, I found out that Rong'er, you are so cute..."

“……”

[Huang Rong] face is as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Especially your song "Iron Blood Pill Heart", you don't know, Rong'er, although you sing a little out of tune... And the words are not clear, but it really sounds good, I Guo Jing has grown so big, and I have never heard such a beautiful song... At that time, I was captivated by you and swore that I would do anything for you..."

[Huang Rong] looked at this silly boy and asked, "So, last time, the means I used against Princess Hua Zheng... Have you learned it all?"

No wonder, this bastard rubbed the original Huang Rong's European pie and buttocks.

"Rong'er, I really like you..."

[Huang Rong] stood up and habitually waved his hand. "Okay, I see...", isn't that line of 'I like you' the last time I said it to Hua Zheng?

It must have been this kid who learned it, so he got carried away with the original version of Huang Rong, and let this Guo Jing get his hands on it and get over the addiction...

"You will be spared the death penalty for your sin of life... Do 1,000 push-ups on the spot! I'll wait a minute, come and check..."

With that, [Huang Rong] turned around and went out.

I found a place where no one was, took off my clothes and looked at it, the two snow-white big European pies were really swollen, and so were their buttocks, this damn Guo Jing...

I touched it with my hand again, but fortunately, it seemed that I was still a virgin.

It seems that this Guo Jing is suffocated, so he has such a heavy hand...

By the creek, washed my hands, then tidied up my clothes and went back.

Don't want to!

Guo Jing was still doing push-ups, his face was flushed with exhaustion, and his arms trembled.

"Nine hundred and eighteen..."

"Nine hundred and nineteen..."

[Huang Rong] walked over and said angrily: "You stupid boy, do you really make a thousand?"

"No... Eighty-one are missing..."

"Guo Jing, are you really stupid or fake stupid?"

"In order to be with you, why don't I be stupid for the rest of my life-"

Guo Jing raised his head, his face was flushed, and sweat was like rain, but his sincere eyes made [Huang Rong] couldn't help but tremble in his heart.

In the original book, Guo Jing, this kid, will never give up on Huang Rong all his life, whether he finally becomes the premier hero in the rivers and lakes, or the city lord with high achievements, his wife has only one from beginning to end, and that is Huang Rong.

"Alright... Don't do the rest, even if I forgive you..."

[Huang Rong] has no good airway.

"Thank you Rong'er, I knew that Rong'er was good to me..."

[Huang Rong] said helplessly: "You wipe your sweat first... Also, I know that you like Huang Rong, and I also know that at your age, you have strong hormones, especially the yearning for the body of your favorite girl, Miaoman... However, you can't refresh yourself, you also have to think about Huang Rong, it's all swollen, you beast still have to touch..."

"Rong'er, I'm sorry, I..."

"Okay, don't say it-" [Huang Rong] waved his hand. "Hong Qigong hasn't come yet, it looks like I'll have to wait a little longer... Didn't you just say that my last "Iron Blood Pill Heart" sounded good? Hehe, this time I came, but I brought good things, there is the original "Iron Blood Pill Heart" on it, I'll give it to you, okay~"

"Wow, wow, wow..."Guo Jing smiled like a fool.

"Come, let's find a place to sit. ”

On the trunk of a dead wood tree, [Huang Rong] and Guo Jing sat down next to each other, in the small forest, the wind was very gentle, blowing from [Huang Rong]'s side, blowing her soft hair to Guo Jing's neck...

Guo Jing turned his head slightly, and he could see [Huang Rong]'s beautiful face, blown-breakable skin, lively big eyes, and a fresh and attractive virgin fragrance on his soft body, which made Guo Jing's Xinfu bubble.

'Such a beautiful girl will be my wife in the future... Hee-hee, I wake up laughing when I dream...'

"That's it!"

[Huang Rong] didn't pay attention to Guo Jing's strange appearance, she carefully took out her copycat mobile phone that had unplugged the SIM card from the 10 cubic centimeter space of [Walk-in Items].

"Come, see... I'll play you the original version of "Iron Blood Pill Heart" right away, it's much better than I sing..."

"Original?" Guo Jing wondered. "Isn't "Iron Blood Pill Heart" original by Rong'er..."

“…… Ahem, don't worry about the details..."

[Huang Rong] pressed the power button, ah, the screen is really bright-

This feeling of playing with a mobile phone in another world is really enjoyable!

"Oh my God, Rong'er, what kind of treasure is this in your hand... It's, it's going to glow..."

Looking at Guo Jing's old earth hat, [Huang Rong] felt that this pen was so cool.

"Hehe, my treasure is amazing, its name is [O.Ba.Ma], it can not only shine, but also take pictures..."

"What a strange name..."

"Oops, don't care about those details~" [Huang Rong] called up the [camera] function in the mobile phone, and held it high, although it is a copycat machine, it also has a fingerprint unlock function, so, selfies are very easy to use.

"Oh my God, Rong'er, how do you have your face on this [O.Ba.Ma]... And the tree in the back, and me... Oh my God, is this me? why only half a face..."

"Fool! It's too far away for the camera to see... Forget it, it's cheap for you. Come, hold me tight, oops... Don't blush, bring your face closer... Yes, that's all, laugh one, open your mouth ... It's not to make you grin... Smile more naturally... Yes, that's all..."

Although Guo Jing didn't know what [Huang Rong] was busy with, such a Rong'er was really cute, he liked it so much... Unconsciously, he held [Huang Rong]'s big hand and used some force, because he was able to touch Rong'er's delicate and breakable face with his face, Guo Jing smiled from the bottom of his heart.

Click~

At this moment, [Guo Jing] pressed and held the shutter.

When [Huang Rong] looked at this beautiful photo like a TV photo, she was stunned, and then sighed.

"Rong'er, what's wrong with you? Why are you unhappy..."

"It's just because it's so good-looking... Alas~ Forget it, you don't understand it... Hey, Guo Jing, you have to love Huang Rong well in the future, you know..."

"Why wait for later? I love my Rong'er sincerely every hour and every second every day... However, I feel that today's Rong'er is different from usual, and this treasure [O.Ba.Ma], I haven't seen you take it out before..."

[Huang Rong] smiled. "Don't think about it... Let's listen to the song. ”

"The real original "Iron Blood Pill Heart"-"

When [Huang Rong] opened the music player, found the song "Iron Blood Pill Heart" from the local My Music, and clicked to play...

This moment!

When the shocking song of blood and pride resounded in this different world from the mobile phone, the feeling of [Huang Rong] was very wonderful...

However!

Guo Jing was completely shocked! It's completely different from the spoken dubbing of [Huang Rong] ahhhhh

It was only now that Guo Jingfang discovered that today's [Rong'er] was different...

"Rong'er, is this the genuine "Iron Blood Pill Heart"?

"Sounds good—"

The pen was successfully loaded, [Huang Rong] was very happy, and she didn't notice that Guo Jing's eyes looking at him had begun to have subtle changes, a more cherished look...

"Oops, don't hug me so tightly... In my mobile phone, in addition to "Iron Blood Pill Heart", there are many good songs, such as "How Lucky"..."

"Rong'er, didn't you say that your treasure is called [O.Ba.Ma]? Why is it called [Mobile Phone]?...?"

"Oops~ [Mobile phone] is the nickname of [O.Ba.Ma]... Having said that, don't care about these little details... We listen to songs... Come, look, when my treasure can sing, the lyrics are still displayed on this screen?

"Take-"

And at this very time!

"Hahaha-" Three loud laughs, shaking the entire grove, the internal strength of the people who came was extremely high. "Who's singing? It's the first time I've heard of it, old man, for most of my life—it's wonderful!!"

As soon as Huang Rong heard the voice, she couldn't help laughing. "It's Hong Qigong who is here—'

Next, it's time to start working on my side quests...