"There's a distinguished guest here tonight, be a little more obedient and obedient, do you hear?"

Zhang Daman was not worried that Zhang Xiaoman would smash him and destroy his glorious image in Qin Lin's mind, but after all, Qin Lin and the two sisters came to the house as guests together, so they should not be slack off and lose their courtesy, maybe this sister will spend ...... in the future Ahem...... Qin Lin will become Xiaoman's stepmother!

Although Zhang Daman can't answer who Zhang Xiaoman's mother is, it is entirely possible to marry a daughter-in-law and become Zhang Xiaoman's stepmother.

Zhang Xiaoman nodded obediently and grinned, "Well, Baba, I listen to you." ”

Zhang Daman stretched out his hand to gently soften his little head, smiled slightly, and praised with satisfaction, "Xiaoman is really good!"

At this time, Zhang Daman's heart is happy, although this Zhang Xiaoman is his childhood self, and he is a little "happy to be a father", but Qin Lin is fond of him, Xiaoman is well-behaved, he really has a virtuous wife, a well-behaved son, and a harmonious happiness of a family of three.

Isn't that just praising oneself?

Zhang Xiaoman was thinking in his heart, who is the distinguished guest that this unreliable father is talking about? Looking at his face, full of a honey happy smile, this distinguished guest must be a woman.

When I entered the house, I saw at a glance that there were two women in the family who looked very similar, one of them was his homeroom teacher Qin Lin Qin, and the other was also known to him, it was Teacher Qin's sister Qin Lan.

Hold a big grass, no, two!

No wonder the unreliable daddy's face is smiling, it turns out to be Qin Lin and Qin Lan, a pair of sisters, Nima, isn't it that the unreliable daddy likes Three People, or is it a sister flower?

"Xiaoman, are you back?" Qin Lin shouted with a smile.

Zhang Xiaoman responded sweetly and softly: "Aunt Lin is good, Aunt Lan is good." ”

Qin Lan glanced at Zhang Xiaoman a few times, and looked at Zhang Daman with a pair of eyes, "Hey, who is this child's mother? ”

Nima, this is the product of a small tadpole finding its mother, a little frog, and a big frog, can it not be carved out of a mold?

This problem again!

Who is Zhang Xiaoman's mother? You ask me, who do I ask? Can I say that Zhang Xiaoman's mother is my mother, and my mother is Zhang Xiaoman's mother, this ...... Isn't that messy?

"Aren't you going to marry Luo Yuhong as your wife? Could it be that this was born by Luo Yuhong?" Qin Lan broke the casserole and asked to the end, "It's not right, we have never seen Luo Yuhong pregnant?" Luo Yuhong has only been running away for a long time, you have a son for no reason, is this son really yours?"

Zhang Daman glanced at Qin Lan, his eyes seemed to be questioning, are you 100,000 why? Why are you so nosy?

"Your son, could it be that he picked it up, but your father and son look too similar!" Qin Lan chattered incessantly.

Zhang Daman's heart is bright, at this time, he has to pretend to be mentally retarded, because it is impossible to explain, it is impossible to explain in this life, and the more he explains, the more he will describe, the darker and darker it will be.

I can't say that I can't go on, and the showdown says, ah, I'm reborn, maybe on the way to rebirth, the traffic jam is too crowded, and I was split into two myself.

In this way, it must not be scolded by Qin Lan as a neurotic.

Since that rotten woman Luo Yuhong ran away with "impotence", it has been rumored that Zhang Daman has changed and become a little nervous in Shiyi Village.

If this is a little weird thing, then it will be thought that he is a psychopath.

In fact, to prove that you are not a psychopath, not to do too much explanation, there is this story:

A driver who was responsible for transporting the mentally ill was negligent and allowed three patients to escape.

So as not to lose his job, he drove to a bus stop and promised a free ride. In the end, he took three of the passengers to the hospital as patients.

How did these three people prove themselves and thus successfully get out of the mental hospital.

Passerby A said, "The earth is round," and this sentence is true. Truth-tellers are not to be considered mentally ill! When he said this for the 14th time, the paramedics injected him with a needle in the buttocks.

Passerby B said that he told them that he was a sociologist. He said that I knew that the former president of the United States was Clinton, and the former British prime minister was Blair. When he said the names of the leaders of the South Pacific island nations, they gave me a shot. He didn't dare to talk about it anymore!

Passer-by C said that when he came in, he didn't say anything. Eat when it's time to eat, and sleep when it's time to sleep. When the paramedics shave his face, he says thank you. On the 28th day, they discharged him.

Zhang Daman is now like these few who have been imprisoned in a mental hospital, the explanation is useless, it will only be more complicated, so when Qin Lan kept asking, he didn't say a word.

An embarrassing but polite smile made Qin Lan speechless, and Qin Lin smiled calmly: "Sister, okay, where are there so many problems, Xiaoman is also back, hurry up and eat dinner, otherwise, the egg fried noodles will be cold for a while, and it won't taste good." ”

Zhang Daman hurriedly agreed, "Yes, yes, eat, eat, sister-in-law, sit." ”

"Wow, egg fried noodles!" Zhang Xiaoman looked at the egg fried noodles on the table, he was so happy that he hurriedly sat down at the table, hurriedly grabbed his chopsticks, and prepared to start.

These days, he is diligent in cultivation, and he follows his unreliable father every day, and the food he eats is not good, and he not only has to grow his body, but also consumes physical strength.

"Hey, Xiaoman, what are you in a hurry, the starving ghost is reincarnated!" Zhang Daman stopped.

Qin Lin gave him a blank look, "How do you speak, the child is hungry, let him eat!"

"Hee-hee, thank you Aunt Lin. Zhang Xiaoman grimaced, squeezing his eyebrows, "Egg fried noodles are so delicious." ”

Qin Lin sat down next to Zhang Xiaoman, "How is it? Aunt Lin's cooking skills are good, right? It's better than your father's cooking, right?"

Zhang Xiaoman nodded, "Hmm", "It turned out that Aunt Lin made it, no wonder, it's delicious." ”

"Hey, I said, you little white-eyed wolf, Lao Tzu usually cooks for you for nothing, and this is just a fried egg noodles, and your conscience is eaten by a dog?" Zhang Daman looked at Qin Lin and Zhang Xiaoman getting along happily, and felt a burst of jealousy in his heart.

Of course, this kind of vinegar is not the kind between men and women, but a feeling of preference for falling out of favor, as if Qin Lin loves Zhang Xiaoman a little more, and he is ignored.

Qin Lin smiled, this father and son are really funny, as a father, with a Diao Min face, not like a father, as a son, cute and cute, very likable.

"Baba, isn't your cooking as delicious as Aunt Lin'......"

"Hey, you white-eyed wolf who married a daughter-in-law and forgot your mother, believe it or not, I'll whip you!"