Chapter 182: Housewives
"What kind of treasure is so important?" asked Ji Ao lazily while lying on the sofa. He really wanted to know what was lost to make Shu Wang so anxious, so he ran out to find it in person.
Shu Wang swallowed a few more dishes, and looked at Li Yao with a smile, Li Yao immediately waved his hand vigilantly: "No, no, the rest is Yan'er's supper, it will make trouble in the Heavenly Palace if it can't eat enough." ”
"Yan'er, is it the Vermilion Bird you've been looking for?" Shu Wang wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, took a glass of water, and took a big sip, "You guessed it, it's indeed a treasure, it's a magic weapon, and it's very important to me." ”
"What's the point, it's so important? Ji Ao became more interested when he heard this, and he vigorously asked the bottom of it.
"Why do you ask so clearly?"
"If I don't say it, I won't help you!"
"If you don't help me, I'll stay here and won't leave. ”
"You can live there. ”
"The environment is not good, I can transform it!"
Shu Wang and Ji Ao threatened each other with a word, their eyes were facing each other, the distance between the two heads was getting closer and closer, and the words were full of the taste of *.
For Shu Wang, without the help of Ji Ao, the "head snake" here, it is really difficult to find someone or something in the vast sea of people, and for Ji Ao, it is too dangerous to let a super "monster" like Shu Wang stay in Lidan City.
Especially Shu Wang's mental state is obviously not stable, if he thinks of making a "Shu Kingdom" here one day, it will really be a big mess in the world.
Just as they were looking at each other like fighting cocks, Shu Wang suddenly raised his head and looked out the window.
With his solemn gaze, everyone saw what song Yan'er was singing in the sky, staggering and flying from a distance with Zhang Lei.
Now even the golden firefly was oozing sweat, and the image of the giant snake and the Suzaku duel on the ruins of the city invariably appeared in everyone's minds.
After flying close to the building, Zhang Lei jumped into the window on the fifth floor, and Yan'er yawned and flew into the room: "I'm back, where is the meal...... Hahuhu, sleepy, eat and go to bed...... Why are you all looking at me? Hey, Luqing, are you going to tell me a story? Welcome, welcome! And, this ...... What is this?"
It finally noticed Shu Wang: this monster was so well hidden, and it didn't even notice his existence in the first place.
What kind of monster is it? Yan'er looked up and down around Shu Wang.
"Yan'er, he is Shu Wang. Jin Ying hurriedly introduced.
"Hehe, this is the Vermilion Bird in the human realm? It's the first time I've seen such a small Vermilion Bird. Shu Wang reached out and touched Yan'er's head.
Except for Jin Ying, Li Yao, Lu Qing and Zhang Lei, no one dared to take the initiative to touch Yan'er, and Yan'er also hated being touched by people, according to his own words: "I'm not a puppy." ”
Now as soon as Shu Wang met him, he treated it like this, and in the eyes of everyone, he saw Yan'er's feathers standing upside down, and his eyes were shining, obviously about to break out, and a devastating war was about to break out.
Shu Wang was looking around in his arms and didn't pay attention to Yan'er's performance at all: "I remember putting it in the ...... Ah, found it. I'm sorry to bother you, so please accept a little thought. ”
As he spoke, he began to take things out one by one:
"This is a rare jade paste and five-flavor fruit produced in Kunlun Mountain, eating it can increase cultivation, but unfortunately it is thousands of years ago, it is not fresh, it is for Jin Ying;
These are the specialties of some messy places, some are used to cure diseases, some can eat people to death, you must use them, this is for Lu Qing;
I don't know what these things are, it's been too long and I forgot how I got here, so I'll just give it to you, this is for Ji Ao;
And Miss Mountain God, I didn't know I would meet you, I didn't prepare for you, here are some Xun grass seeds, maybe you can grow in the world, these are ......"
In line with the principle of courtesy and not blame, Shu Wang kept taking all kinds of strange gifts, Yan'er had long forgotten about his unhappiness, and stood on Shu Wang's shoulder and watched him take it out of his arms one after another, and couldn't help asking: "Is there anything else?
Shu Wang took out the things and finally stopped after piling up half of the room: "These are all things I cleaned up a few days ago, bring them as a small gift, come, you're welcome, put it away." ”
Ji Ao muttered loudly: "You simply use this place as a waste recycling station. ”
But Yan'er doesn't care if these things are "waste" or not.
It grew up in the human world, and many things were never heard of, and the child's temperament was always very happy to see new things, and immediately swept all the wings into it and Jin Hotaru's bedroom.
"You guy is so polite, it's not like some people come to eat every day and don't even bring a single chicken feather! I allowed you to come to my house as a guest, and I accepted all your gifts, hahahaha. It patted Shu Wang's head, and it seemed that it really intended to accept it all by itself without humility.
Although Yan'er was relieved to accept Shu Wang's existence, its welcome to Shu Wang did not represent other people's views.
And Shu Wang didn't seem to know that he was not popular at all, so he relied on his full food and drink, first with his eyes, and then simply stood up and walked around the house.
He was together with Ji Ao, Lu Qing, and Jin Ying, and they all stood up immediately, a large group of people followed him, and even Yan'er flew over, Jin Ying's head stood up, and Lu Qing's shoulders stopped, staring at Shu Wang with both eyes.
Finally, it flew into the ear of Li Yao, who was hiding in the kitchen, and asked, "Li Yao, if he shows his original form, will our refrigerator fit it?"
As soon as it said this, the whole room fell silent, and everyone's eyes looked at Shu Wang.
"Oh, what is a refrigerator?" Shu Wang asked casually.
Yan'er enthusiastically led him to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator and showed off to him: "If you put something here, it will freeze and won't break for a long time." You see, I hunted all this 'meat'. ”
Shu Wang blinked suddenly: "So you want to eat me." ”
"It's a pity that I don't necessarily beat you. Yan'er sighed regretfully.
Although it is used to being arrogant, it is still willing to admit the strength of the other party to the strong, and it knows how difficult it is to deal with a big monster like Shu Wang.
It patted Shu Wang's shoulder with its wings: "Although you can't eat it, but you show your original form and let me see it, okay? Such a big meat must look very satisfying, right? I promise to just look at it, and I won't steal a bite." ”
Shu Wang smiled: "This place will collapse." ”
"Then go outside and change, I know a big square. Yan'er immediately pushed him out, and it seemed that Yan'er was really eager to see what such a large pile of "meat" looked like.
"This city is going to collapse. Shu Wang was a little confused about how big "this city" was, in his concept, a city was what it was like in his time, a boxy one, surrounded by city walls, and the area was not larger than his body.
If he showed his true form, he would definitely collapse the house and crush people and animals, so he immediately rejected Yan'er's suggestion.
Ji Ao nodded secretly, at least it can be seen that Shu Wang is still bent on maintaining the safety of human beings, as long as he doesn't provoke him to go crazy, Lidan City will not be destroyed for a while.
"It's okay, what's the matter if you collapse one or two buildings, come, show me! I'll bring the fox to see it together!" Yan'er didn't care about the safety of the city at all, and flew out to call Zhang Lei.
As soon as Yan'er left, Shu Wang suddenly looked at Ji Ao with a smile: "Then I might as well be respectful and obey my fate, but it has changed?"
Ji Ao had a gloomy face and didn't speak.
"Hehehehe, where and how much better?"
Ji Ao knew that he had taken a shortcoming, so he bowed his head and said nothing.
"It is inevitable that one or two buildings will collapse, and 100 people will be killed or injured, hehehehehe. At this time, Shu Wang's magnetic voice was really harsh.
"Who are you looking for?" Ji Ao finally chose to compromise and spoke listlessly. Jin Ying and Lu Qing can only take his lead in this kind of matter, and they are waiting for him to negotiate with Shu Wang.
Shu Wang won the victory and immediately smiled, and proudly folded his fingers and said: "I only remember that she is a woman and a snake spirit, and I don't remember anything else." ”
Although Ji Ao knew that he would have a problem, he couldn't help frowning when he heard these words: "That's it, how can I help you find it like this!" Even if you don't say what was stolen, you always have to tell me how your things were stolen by her? I don't know the details, how can I find out? Could it be that you fell for someone else's beauty trick?"
"Whoever fell for the beauty trick, you think it's all the same as you. Shu Wang said stupidly, "It's not just a monster that was teleported to me once." She was teleported to me at that time, and it was supposed to be handled as usual, but at the time she said it was my daughter. ”
Shu Wang has set up many entrances and exits in the human world, where he can teleport monsters directly into the space he built, deprive them of their memories and spells, use them to play various roles, and then use these monsters as props to play family games.
"Seeing that she is also a snake spirit, and knowing a lot of things about my past, I believed it, so I didn't touch her, and I was kind enough to keep her with me for a few days. Who knew she would steal my stuff. "It's really embarrassing to say something like a big monster like Shu Wang, and I can't help but blush a little while saying it.
Li Yao was the first to call out: "You don't know your own daughter, this can also be deceived!"
"I've lived so long, I've always married hundreds of wives, and as for the children...... Hahaha, how can I remember Qing ......" Shu Wang scratched his head embarrassedly.
There was silence in the room, all eyes were staring at him, and then everyone from Ji Ao to Jin Hotaru began to shake their heads.