Chapter 1763: Two Grunts' Diary
Friday, June 9, 10 a.m., Maori Detective Agency.
Coming up from Poirot's Cafe, Maori noticed a serious problem, and at a glance, Gollum was not in the room, and a cold sweat immediately came down.
Gollum is an authentic Russian blue cat, and the body color is superb, and the value can be estimated at 10 million yen.
Fei Yingli's cat is his Maori cat.
At this time, he didn't care about replying to the client, and Maori began to look for Gollum.
Check the door first, the door is fine, there is no sign of prying, it shouldn't be someone who came in and took Gollum away
I went to the window again and checked that the window was closed, which meant that it was impossible for Gollum to run outside, and it was still in the room.
Lucky.
I glanced under the desk, and no.
Lying on the ground and looking under the sofa, no.
Kitchen, locker room, toilet, none.
Maori was a little dumbfounded, where can this go, the room is clear at a glance, a cat, where can it run?
Maori thought of the previous grunt cabinet, so he searched further and turned the cabinet upside down.
Although it is certain that it is a cat, not a mouse, it can't be so much at this time.
However, after looking around, Maori was tired and sweaty, and still couldn't find where Gollum was.
Maori looked at the time, it was already eleven o'clock in the morning, rest, rest.
Maori lit a cigarette and sat on the couch, looking around the room for a cat.
Inadvertently, Maori spotted a blue spike of horns, cat ears, on top of a large cabinet.
Maori got up and looked back, okay, Gollum snoozing on top of the cabinet.
Maori was speechless, but he was relieved that he was still there.
Maori found a chair and stood up and lifted Gollum off the top of the cabinet.
"Meow. Gollum woke up and rubbed Maori's face.
"It's useless to be coquettish. Maori said angrily.
Sitting back behind the desk with Gollum, Mao used his mobile phone to call his client.
"Is it Mr. Kirishita, I'm Detective Kogoro Mori, who met you in the morning. ”
Mr. Kirishita nervously asked, "Ah, do you understand the content of my daughter's text message?"
At this moment, Gollum, who had been let go, walked to the edge of the desk.
"Ah, it's dangerous to fall. Maori hurriedly brought Gollum back.
"Dangerous!" Mr. Kirisita exclaimed, "Sure enough, it's a dangerous text message!"
Maori quickly explained, "No, there is no danger, your daughter is very good." ”
"Excellent?" Mr. Kirisita didn't understand.
At this point, Gollum bites the tie on Maori's chest and tries to pull it back, as if she wants to take Maori somewhere.
"Stupid, stop!" Maori was a little uncomfortable with the tie.
Mr. Kirishita said, "It's you who are pulling the other up, Mr. Mori!"
Maori played with Gollum and pulled his tie and said apologetically, "Ah, I'm not talking about you. ”
"Then please tell me quickly, what kind of text message is it, whatever it is, I will not be surprised, I am mentally prepared, and then use this text message to question my daughter, maybe she will confess to me what she has been doing lately," Mr. Kirithita said in a deep voice, "Please tell me, Mr. Mori." ”
Under Gollum's interference, Mori listened to all of Mr. Kirisita's words, and suddenly felt that Gollum was right to stop him, and that this matter should not be told to Mr. Kirisita, so he said, "Actually, I didn't solve it at all." ”
Mr. Kirishita said angrily, "Huh, what's going on?"
Gollum lets go of Mori's tie, and Gurri touches Gollum's head again, and this time Gollum doesn't walk away, but instead shows a comfortable expression.
Maori smiled: "Actually, I received a very important commission just now, and I can only concentrate on solving the matter over there for the time being, so I called to decline your request." ”
"How so!" Mr. Kirisita was angry and disappointed.
"You have a very good daughter, you don't have to worry," Maori laughed, "I suggest you just just watch her behave." ”
"Why, why do you say that?" said Kirisita, surprised, "You haven't seen my daughter yet?"
"It's a detective's instinct. Maori smiled, "Then say hello to your daughter on my behalf, bye-bye." ”
Hanging up the phone, Maori smiled at Gollum: "Anyway, I didn't solve the code, and it's better to leave some surprises for your birthday." ”
"Meow. Gollum suddenly dodged Maori's palm, and Maori slapped his claw into the table, in a shallow pit formed by the accumulation of debris.
"Ahh
Maori looked at the pile of gifts on his desk, sniffed at the pungent smell, and while shaking his hands, he opened his throat and screamed loudly, as if the roof was about to be lifted.
"Meow. Frightened, Gollum jumped from his desk onto the couch.
"No ......"
Maori couldn't stop it, so he could only watch as Gollum left a pair of small paw prints on the two sofas, coffee tables, floors, and cabinets, and finally jumped into the corner on top of the cabinet.
Maori couldn't get angry anymore and wanted to cry, and the behavior of grunting just now was deduced in an instant.
Gollum's series of actions, where is what is smart and understanding, it is completely just waking up and wanting to go to the bathroom.
Gollum starts to get off the table, but actually wants to go to the bathroom by herself, but is stopped by Maori.
Gollum then bites Maori's tie and asks him to take it to the bathroom, but Maori doesn't bring it.
Next, Gollum mistakenly finds a place on the table to be used as a bathroom, resulting in feces on both hind paws.
In the end, Gollum showed a comfortable expression, which was not comfortable being touched by Maori, but it was comfortable to go to the bathroom.
If you hold it for a long time and release it, let alone a cat, everyone is comfortable.
In fact, Maori felt uncomfortable to the touch, so it slipped away as soon as it finished going to the bathroom, causing Maori to slap on the pile of excrement, and Maori subconsciously shook his hand, causing juice everywhere around.
Oh my God, how do you clean this up!
Maori was completely stunned, then woken up by a knock on the door.
It was Ichiro Miyamoto who came in, attracted by Mori's screams, and although he was sure that there was no one else on Mori's side, he still came over to take a look.
And looking at the dirt on Maori's palm, and looking at the row of paw shadows in the messy room, Miyamoto Ichiro couldn't help but pull out a smile, that paw print should be a cat, right? It's so funny.
"Meow. Gollum walked to the top of the cabinet and looked at Miyamoto Ichiro curiously.
"Come on. Ichiro Miyamoto held out his hand.
Gollum hesitated and jumped into Ichiro Miyamoto's hand.
Ichiro Miyamoto went to the bathroom to wipe Gollum's paws with a tissue, and Mori came over and asked hopefully, "Ichiro, that one, this thing on the sofa, is there a way to clean it up?"
Ichiro Miyamoto shook his head, "Housekeeping." ”
Maori was speechless and distressed, because the money flew again, and he thought of the commission, which was originally completed, but the result was also pushed.
And this thing can't be said yet, it will be wrong for the cat to mean, that would be too embarrassing.
Maori washed his hands, came back to learn to be a shovel officer, tilted his head and held his breath to cover the pile on the desk with cat litter, and then because there was no shovel, he frowned and grinned and carefully wrapped the cat litter with a paper towel and took it away.
How is the shovel officer refined? That's how he is refined, until he can look at it without getting tired of it, smell it without hating it, grasp it without bitterness, and never change his color from beginning to end, and then he will reach the point of qualification.
As for what is the pinnacle of perfection, the fire is perfect? It is not enough to be able to hold the pimple in your hand and knead it to observe, but to be able to hold it and taste it in your mouth to find out if the cat is sick, that should be counted.
To be honest, Maori has a long-lost feeling, the feeling of changing a diaper for Ran, so is it pain or happiness? ……
The room was too messy, and before the housekeeping club arrived, Maori had to clean up the room and return the things that had been knocked out of the cabinets back to their original places.
Ichiro Miyamoto didn't help Mori clean up, it was his own business, but he helped take care of Gollum so that it wouldn't run around and disturb Mori, and helped feed it by the way.
And after eating the cat food, Gollum took a nap again and found a comfortable position in Ichiro Miyamoto's arms.
Soon after, the housekeeping club arrived, looked at the situation of the Maori family, and recommended a plan with a smile, and it can be seen that dealing with the family disaster caused by the cat is not once or twice.
After that, Ichiro Miyamoto handed Gollum to Mori, let Mori hold it, and he left.
Maori carefully hugged Gollum, who was still asleep, and went downstairs to Poirot's Cafe for lunch.
Maori has the illusion that it feels like holding Ran, Ran as a child. ……
Poirot's Cafe.
Maori asked, "Well, boss, I'll bring my pet in and sit for a while, don't you mind?"
"Wow, it's so cute, is this Attorney Concubine's cat Gollum?"
Although Enomoto Azusa's voice was soft, Gollum still woke up, and she didn't sleep deeply.
"Don't mind," the boss laughed, "but how bad is Gollum's office, and he actually brought in all the housekeeping clubs?"
"Huh?" Maori was stunned for a moment, blushing with embarrassment, and it seemed that he knew all about the scream just now.
Some diners smiled and comforted: "Don't care, don't care, this is a necessary stage, my family's few, every day to give you a situation, just get used to it, just get used to it." ”
Maori laughed dryly, did not answer, and turned to order.
Diners circled around Gollum, and more and more diners stopped leaving, they all stayed, treating Gollum as a star, and almost asking for an autograph.
But everyone was quiet, just watching, and talking was very quiet.
Someone wanted to take pictures, but Maori didn't dare to agree, this was Fei Yingli's cat after all, she didn't agree, Maori didn't dare to respond, in case Fei Yingli sued them later, it would be troublesome.
In this regard, Enomoto Azusa simply wrote a sign and refused to take pictures.
And Gollum stayed at the table, a little shy, but there was curiosity to look at the people around him, no matter what he did, wagging his tail, licking his paws, cutting his hair, walking two steps, and even napping and yawning, it made these cat lovers look starry, it was so cute.
Maori was a little jealous at first, and he was not so popular as a detective, and then he saw the crowd outside the store, and he was a little complacent, anyway, this was his Maori cat. ……
The owner of the store took the initiative to invite afternoon tea, which was free, and the reason was naturally that Gollum brought a bunch of customers, which made the business of the store super good.
Maori even pondered for a while that it should be no problem to cheat and cheat with Gollum, and if you can't make a lot of money by going to advertise, you can make a lot of money.
So this sat until the evening, and even if the housekeeping club left, he didn't take Gollum back. ……