Chapter 043: Father Adulteres and Son Slip (Revised Version)
Zhang Xiaoman also began to accept his dual identity, he was not only the great demon king of the spiritual world, but also a small farmer in Shiyi Village, to be exact, the second generation of farmers.
His own life is really tragic enough, others are reborn, either the second generation of officials, or the second generation of rich, or the second generation of immortals, I am good, even if this bloody rebirth is forgotten, it is still such a son of Diao Min's father, a typical second generation of farmers.
Climbing the stone and rock vines, and drilling into the mountain temple, the black stone cave, it was gloomy, but Zhang Xiaoman was not afraid at all.
Xiao Ye was a big demon king in his previous life, and when the cow ghost snake god saw it, he should avoid it, and how could he be afraid of the darkness of this area.
He had already cleaned up the altar of the mountain temple, and specially moved a round stone similar to that used for meditation in the Shaolin Temple, a smooth stone, and placed it under the altar.
This mountain temple enshrines a strange-shaped statue of a god, Zhang Xiaoman doesn't know which god it is, anyway, he has never seen it, probably a certain mountain god!
With the fragments of memory, it is not difficult to gather the aura of heaven and earth, just sit cross-legged, fold your hands around your abdomen, close your eyes and concentrate, inhale and exhale as if doing levator anal exercises......
If it weren't for the memory fragments, Zhang Xiaoman wouldn't want to believe it, what is the difference between this cultivation mode and those charlatan warlocks.
Perhaps, the cultivation method is really like this, so he sat cross-legged on the round stone, held his hands on his abdomen, and when he absorbed and exhaled, the chrysanthemum was warm and cool, and he felt a stream of air flow from under the round stone, flowing through the chrysanthemum, entering the body, and probably gathered in the position of the dantian.
The strange thing was that the memories he had grabbed from the memory fragments, every time he cultivated, he felt the lifeline in his crotch be congested and swollen, an unprecedented numbness, and after cultivating, it seemed to have grown a little.
In particular, the air flow through the meridians and blood flow is a bit like being bitten by ants.
Where is the joy? Is it in Tintin?
Cultivating and gathering qi, according to the memory fragments, the induced air flow passes through the chrysanthemum, flows through the spine, merges into the Baihui acupoint, passes through the Jizhong acupoint, and returns to the dantian, which is like a filter.
In the dantian, it will be refined into a warm aura, enter the perineum, enter the liferoot sac, and it is that kind of air flow into the sac, stimulating the egg and Ding Ding.
Could it be that the cultivation of the free recipe will eventually gather eggs in the hundred rivers? Therefore, the purest aura enters the root of life, gathers in the bag, and the egg?
Aren't those cultivators all within the Judantian?
It seems that the method of cultivation is really a partial door, and there are some side doors, and the first step from its cultivation is the thunder split, which is enough to explain everything.
If Zhang Xiaoman's speculation is correct, it means to lead the Nine Heavens Xuan Thunder and rush open the entrance with thunder and lightning, in case of a mistake and an egg is struck by lightning, wouldn't it be a broken egg?
Thinking of this, not only did he feel cold in his crotch for a while, but fortunately it was winter, and there were not many thunders and lightning, even if he was impulsive, it was not easy to lead the thunder and split.
The first step in cultivating the Freedom Technique, the Thunder Split, may only have to wait until after spring.
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"Xiaoman, you've come over for a while!"
It takes about an hour to practice, so after Zhang Xiaoman finished cultivating, he returned home, and as soon as he entered the door, Zhang Daman, who was busy with the preparatory work for planting mulberry and silkworms, shouted at him.
Zhang Xiaoman took a deep breath and secretly rejoiced, fortunately, this Diao Min father is not the kind of tiger mother and cat father, usually, he doesn't care about him much, relatively speaking, Zhang Xiaoman has a lot of free space.
With Zhang Daman's educational philosophy, I don't expect Zhang Xiaoman to become a pillar of the country, as long as he doesn't become a person who endangers others and society, it is the best education.
In front of Zhang Daman, Zhang Xiaoman immediately became cute and cute, and still responded so sweetly, "Baba, what's the matter?"
While answering, he walked up to Zhang Daman.
Zhang Xiaoman knew in his heart that with his current state, he could only rely on Zhang Daman, and he could rely on Zhang Daman for food, clothing, housing and transportation.
Even if he clearly knows that Zhang Daman is not a good person, stealing chickens and dogs, and abducting and deceiving are what he is best at.
However, this future self has become his own father, well-behaved and obedient, pretending to be a good baby, better than anything else.
Zhang Daman glanced at Zhang Xiaoman, grandma has a dripping leg, I don't know what's going on, looking at this "mini version" of myself, I think it looks good, although I have grown up and I am not disabled, but I still feel that this childhood version of myself is really worthy of being the first handsome in Shiyi Village, cough cough...... Even if the title was given by himself.
"I heard, you got into a fight at school?" Zhang Daman tilted his head, looking disappreciative, and then asked with a grin, "Did you win the fight?"
Zhang Xiaoman looked confused, and looked at Zhang Daman with that little eye, as if asking, Dad, am I your own?
But soon, he drooped his little head aggrievedly, "Baba, who said that Xiaoman fought? Xiaoman is the most obedient baby, and a good baby can't fight." ”
Zhang Daman's face was a capital "holding grass", at a young age, good don't learn, Lao Tzu's tricks of abduction and abduction have to be good, not only did he feel ashamed, but his heart was full of pride, "Just do it, Daddy won't scold you, but, remember, how others bully you, how can you go back." ”
"By the way, also, I heard Aunt Qin say that those turtle grandsons in the school all said that you are a monster? What the hell is going on?" Zhang Daman asked casually at all.
This time, it really made Zhang Xiaoman dumbfounded, is this father reliable or not? How can he educate his son like this? Fortunately in misfortune, I am not his real son, and when I have cultivated the Easy Technique, I may return to my own world.
Zhang Xiaoman walked over coquettishly, holding Zhang Daman's trousers with both hands, tilting his head pitifully, looking at Zhang Daman, "Baba, it's all Yang Yaozong who deliberately spread rumors to hurt me in order to bully me." ”
"Hehe, I know that it was Yang Yaozong, who doesn't know, Yang Ronghua and Li Fengxian, a pair of dog men and women, give birth to a good breed. Son, listen to Dad, Yang Yaozong dares to bully you in the future, you don't have to be afraid, beat him, but you can't beat him to the point, beat his ass, remember?"
Zhang Xiaoman never dreamed of it, no, this is different from a normal father, is this really educating his son? It may be that Zhang Daman has been bullied since he was a child, and he will be reborn for a lifetime, and he will also have some abnormal behavior!
Besides, these don't need to be taught by Zhang Daman, Zhang Xiaoman has already learned.
"Baba, Xiaoman can't fight, be a good baby of Baba......" said, Zhang Xiaoman got into Zhang Daman's arms who squatted down, well-behaved and clever.