First Entering the Dragon Court Chapter 28: Stinky to death
"No, no, Miss Zifeng, you have been brainwashed by those liars now, you must receive regular treatment, and your illness cannot be delayed any longer! Zifeng was really angry at this moment, she pointed to the door and went out: "Please get out, Mr. Millers, you have already angered me!"
Just when the scene became extremely tense, Guo Lao walked in outside the door and said with a smile: "I heard you arguing in this room outside the door, what's wrong?"
Zifeng said with a flushed face: "He said that I brainwashed Chinese medicine, and said that Chinese medicine is just pricking needles and eating grass?!"
Guo Yuanyuan glanced at Millers with disdain, and he sneered: "It's as if Western medicine didn't develop like this, and Western medicine only treats the symptoms but not the root cause." If it doesn't work, it will be removed, and this is the treatment method of Western medicine? No one should laugh at anyone. ”
Yun Lin walked in from outside the door, he looked at Millers and said in very authentic English: "Sir, as a doctor, how can you casually sarcastic others? I don't know what your medical skills are, but your morals are really not good. ”
"I'm just telling Miss Zifeng that it's wrong and that you have to believe in science. Can Chinese medicine cure diseases?" Millers asked rhetorically.
Yun Lin couldn't help but smile and said, "So Mr. Millers, has your illness been cured by Western medicine?"
Millers looked at Yun Lin suspiciously and said, "How do you know I'm sick?"
"Of course, you can see it, the four items of Chinese medicine are the foundation, your illness is written on your face, why can't you see it? This is equivalent to watching an X-ray, seeing the lesion in the black and white shadow, I can see it on your face. Yun Lin looked at Millers, and he said leisurely with his shoulders crossed.
Millers thought for a moment and said, "Then you can see what disease I am?"
"The diet on weekdays is too greasy, the amount of fat consumed is too high, the blood lipids are high, and I often feel dizzy, and taking medicine can only alleviate it rather than cure it. You have a root in this disease, but you cannot go to the root. To put it bluntly, you can't help it yourself. Yun Lin looked at Millers calmly, Millers looked surprised, but thinking about his weight, he couldn't guess it even if he was not blind, he looked at Yun Lin and asked, "Since Chinese medicine says to go to the root, do you have a way to go to the root?"
"Of course, there are two ways, one is fast, but it's a little uncomfortable. The other is slow, but not so uncomfortable. Yun Lin replied calmly.
Millers sneered and said: "I hate Chinese medicine the most, this kind of mysterious appearance is obviously a trick of a liar, I like it to be effective immediately, you let me be cured immediately?"
Yun Lin smiled and said, "Really?"
Zifeng immediately shook his head and said, "No, I still want it!"
Of course she knew what was going on when Yun Lin said this, and Guo Yuanyan also knew it! The plane hadn't let the fart crash enough or didn't it stink enough? That's it when they met Yun Lin!
Zifeng didn't know how high Yunlin's medical skills were, but how bad Yunlin was, Zifeng really knew.
"What? It doesn't work here? Do you still need to change places? Do you still need to prepare a trick, or just run away?" Millers said with a sneer as he looked at Yun Lin. His smile was as proud as he could, Zifeng pointed at Millers and said, "It's okay to treat the disease, change places, I'm not responsible for cleaning here!"
Millers still didn't understand too much, he thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you go to my hotel!"
Yun Lin couldn't help laughing, he nodded and said, "Okay!
Zifeng is so depressed! My heart said that whose hotel is this going to be unlucky?
After coming to the hotel, Zifeng and Guo Yuanyuan stood at the door, and Millers asked curiously, "Please come in?" ”
Zifeng and Guo Yuanyan both waved their hands and said, "No, no, no, just stand here." ”
Millers didn't know what was wrong with these two people, so he wouldn't come in if he didn't come in. He looked at Yun Lin and asked, "This gentleman, I'm ready now, what method do you use?" If it's dangerous, I won't accept your treatment." Because I don't trust Chinese medicine, and I don't trust you. ”
Yun Lin thought for a moment and said, "Have you ever heard of the fire pot of Chinese medicine?"
Millers nodded, and Yun Lin said with a smile: "Your disease, as the so-called disease comes from the mouth, ah, your disease is related to the mouth." If you ask if you have bad breath all the time? Bad mouth is also a sign of disease, so we can cure it from the root! It starts with your mouth!"
Yun Lin directly picked up a water cup as he spoke, he took the water cup and said, "Mr. Millers, you have to be a little prepared, it is true that there is definitely no danger, but you will regret it for life." ”
"What do you mean?" Millers looked at Yun Lin nervously, and Yun Lin said with a smile, "You'll know later." ”
As he spoke, Yun Lin took out a yellow talisman, then pinched a little medicinal powder into it, and then Yun Lin said, "Burn!"
Then the fire in the cup began to spontaneously combust. Millers looked at Yun Lin stupidly, and Yun Lin said with a smile: "Close your eyes." ”
Millers closed his eyes, Yun Lin took out a yellow charm and pasted it on Millers's head, and then buckled the cup directly to Millers's mouth, and the smoke in the cup was quickly inhaled by Millers. Millers didn't expect it to smell so good?
Yun Lin looked at Millers with satisfaction, and then said with a smile: "Okay, I'm done with this, and when it falls off on its own, you'll be fine!
Yun Lin turned around and ran away as he spoke, Millers opened his eyes and found that he had a yellow talisman on his face, he knew that he had been tricked, and then when he was about to tear off the yellow talisman, he found that the yellow talisman suddenly spontaneously combusted together, a flame lit up, and then the flame disappeared. It's just that he can't take the cup off his mouth, and Millers is looking at the cup in front of the mirror, and his mouth has turned purple and is starting to go a little numb.
Just as Millers was about to break the cup, suddenly his stomach tumbled......
Millers hurriedly closed the door of the bathroom, and then heard the crackling sound in the bathroom, the bathroom has vents, yes, but the vents are not able to solve the problem, and many vents are connected, and the fans are also switched. Of course, if no one lives there, it won't be opened. Generally speaking, the flavor doesn't go back and forth, but you can't stand the taste!
Yunlin and they ran out of the car as if they were running for their lives, and the smoke disappeared, and Millers sat on the toilet, which sounded like a B-BOX. The floor service pushed and prepared to clean the room, but when I arrived on the floor, I was fed a foul smell. He frowned slightly and said, "What smells, why does it stink so much?"
The waiter sniffed again, and the smell came from Millers' room, and the waiter knocked on the door and said, "Sir?"
Called a few times and no one responded, there was no way but to find someone at the floor service desk to call the manager over, the manager walked down from the upper floor, the corridor at this time was no longer available, many guests checked out angrily, and as soon as the manager entered the corridor, he covered his nose and said, "Who in the corridor?"
"It's a foreigner's house, and it smells so bad!"
The manager walked to the door very unceremoniously and knocked on the door hard, but Millers in the toilet couldn't get out at all, and the key was that his mouth was still blocked! The house was very clean, but the smell of rushing to the nose directly smoked a heel.
The people outside didn't dare to come in directly, but opened the door and let it smell for a while, and then they came in, and they knocked on the door and said, "Sir, sir, are you there?"
Millers in the toilet was finally finished, and the moment he stood up, the cup on his mouth fell off......
Millus didn't see it at all, there was a big circle on his mouth, black and purple, and his mouth was swollen like a sausage, he poked his head out and said, "I'm sorry, I'm having diarrhea, did I interfere with you?"
The manager looked at Millers who poked his head out stupidly, and then he said stupidly, "Who are you?"