Chapter 063: Believe It or Not I Castrated You (2/3, Ask for Collection)
Zhang Daman's face was full of smiles, he couldn't offend Qin Lan's eldest sister-in-law, after all, Qin Lin hadn't married into his family yet, Qin Lan was Qin Lin's only sister, and to some extent, her sister could play a major role.
"Sister-in-law, you are too worried, how can I fight, you see, in order to encourage me to plant mulberry and raise silkworms, the branch secretary specially hired two people to pick up stones for me, in order to make my land more fertile. Like the village party secretary, he is so sympathetic to the people's feelings, he is really a good parent official who can't be found even by fire!
Even if he is lying, he is more real than real gold, Xiang Guoyuan also said "ah" knowingly, and nodded cooperatively, "Yes, yes, yes......"
Qin Lan didn't bother to care so much, and waved his hand, "Forget it, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you, I still have to be busy working." ”
With that, she walked away on her own.
Zhang Daman glared at Xiang Guoyuan, "Xiang Guoyuan, count your old boy as interesting, one less muscular man, I won't bother with you first, you give me honesty." ”
After admonishing Xiang Guoyuan, he immediately chased after Qin Lan in a fart, and while trotting to follow, he shouted, "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!"
After a while, he followed Qin Lan, a little out of breath.
Qin Lan said angrily: "Zhang Daman, if you scream again, believe it or not, I castrated you." ”
Zhang Daman covered his crotch coldly, felt a chill, and grinned, "Castrate me? ”
I don't like to call my sister-in-law, I call Lan Lan, there's nothing wrong with it, right?
"You ......" Qin Lan turned around, holding a sickle in his hand, facing Zhang Daman, "What are you doing with me?"
Zhang Daman looked at the waves on Qin Lan's chest, like the vast sea, the huge waves, the Qin family sisters, they really look like two golden flowers, Qin Lin is gentle and virtuous, knowledgeable and reasonable, and Qin Lan is really spicy, fierce and innocent, and they really have their own merits.
"Ah, that, I'm also idle today, and it just so happens that I can help you when I meet you working in the field!" Zhang Daman casually broke down a reason.
Originally, he came to see if Xiang Guoyuan, the village party secretary, had obediently brought three tendon meat men to his land to pick up iron ore, but he didn't expect this old boy to know each other, so he took the tendon meat man to the field early.
One less is less, and Xiang Guoyuan's cooperation just now has maintained his image in front of Qin Lan, so he won't pursue it.
Qin Lan smiled disapprerovingly, and glanced at Zhang Daman contemptuously, "Just you, help me?"
"Why, don't you believe I can do farm work?" said Zhang Daman, confidently.
"Don't follow me, I'm annoyed when I see you. Qin Lan's tone was cold, and that posture was completely like an iceberg beauty.
Then, she continued to walk, not far away, is her family's land, she came to the field today, mainly to cut down the weeds and trees on the edge of the land.
In Shiyi Village, some of the villagers' land is at the foot of the mountain or near the edge of the mountain, and the boundary of these lands will be overgrown with weeds or trees throughout the year.
At the end of the year, they will cut down the weeds and trees, and when they are planted the next year, they will not block the sunlight of the crops.
Qin Lan didn't care whether Zhang Daman followed him, and after entering the land, he took a sickle to the land boundary and cut weeds and trees.
Zhang Daman glanced at Qin Lan's back basket, there was a sickle in the back basket, he picked up the sickle, followed Qin Lan's side, and cut weeds and trees with her.
Qin Lan didn't answer, the two of them just cut weeds and trees silently, and in the process of chopping with a sickle, they didn't make a sound of "clang, ding, clang, ding".
Zhang Daman thought in his heart, and compared his scheming with me, I want to see how long you can endure it.
At this time, Qin Lan, in fact, was in a state of confusion, why did this man be liked by his sister Qin Lin? If it wasn't Qin Lin's man, would he like him?
In the past, Qin Lan couldn't like that cowardly No. 1 soft egg in Shiyi Village at all, and he wouldn't even look at him with a straight eye.
Now, she still doesn't look at Zhang Daman, it's not that she looks down on Zhang Daman, she is afraid that Zhang Daman will see through her heart.
How can there be two sisters who like a man, and this will not come to fruition.
"Eh, when did you and my sister start?" Qin Lan finally couldn't help it, and asked while cutting down weeds.
Zhang Daman took a breath in his heart, "Not long, about a month, Linlin is a good girl, every time I am with her, I always feel very warm and kind, that feeling, déjà vu, as if I have known her for a long time." ”
"Since you know that Miss Lin is a good girl, then you treat her well for me, don't bully her, do you hear?"
"Hehe, obey, sister-in-law. Zhang Daman playfully squeezed his eyebrows.
Qin Lan waved his scythe, "Hey, don't you have a long memory, and you're still screaming!"
As he spoke, the sickle slashed at Zhang Daman.
Zhang Daman dodged sideways, I'll go, you Hedong lion roared, come really wow, do you really want me to cut off my children and grandchildren?
He also blocked the sickle horizontally, and with a "clang", the sickle shook off and flew away.
Qin Lan stumbled and didn't stand firm, and fell to the ground, seeing that those land boundaries were all sharp knife cuts that cut off trees.
Zhang Daman threw the sickle in his hand, grabbed Qin Lan with his hand, grabbed her waist with the momentum, and spun under his feet, like the bloody plots in those TV series, Qin Lan's body threw himself into his arms.
What's even worse is that her lips are impartial and deeply imprinted on Zhang Daman's lips.
This kind of picture that only happens in TV dramas is really posted on Zhang Daman's body.
His hand hugged Qin Lan's waist, and the moment he pounced, it was simply turbulent, pressing towards Zhang Daman......
Nima!
What's going on?
Zhang Daman's brain froze, and then "buzzed", and Qin Lan's eyes widened, and Zhang Daman hugged him tightly, her lips were still on his mouth, and her head was blank, this feeling was ...... How did she feel a ...... Indescribably wonderful?
Fangxin "fluttered" and jumped wildly, and when she came back to her senses, she pushed Zhang Daman away, blushing, and said reproachfully: "It's all your fault, screaming, screaming again, I'...... I'll castrate you!"
Zhang Daman became a lot more reasonable, and smiled, "Yes, don't scream, Lan Lan! Just now, you ...... Are you alright?"
Qin Lan pursed her lips, wiped her lips, glared at Zhang Daman fiercely, and stammered, "I...... What can I do?