Chapter 314: The Strongest Liver in the Universe
"Sir, the most expensive wine we have here is very expensive, do you really want eight bottles?" said the waitress weakly.
"What nonsense! If you are told to go, you will go, am I a poor person?" Liu Guangguang shook the big gold chain, looking impatient, "Eight more fruit plates, all kinds of snacks on the table, give, your tip." ”
Syllable!
When they heard a sound, they saw that there were five more big red bills on the table.
"Okay, wait a minute. ”
The rich couldn't afford to mess with it, so the waitress who was less than 5,000 yuan a month had to agree, took the money, and went out to get the wine in a daze.
Liu Xiaoling and Zheng Shanhe frowned when they saw Liu Guangguang being so arrogant.
Ouyang Na looked excited, and said in her heart that she had met a local tyrant, this time she didn't come in vain, and she must contact her feelings when she turns around.
Chen Tianhao smiled, drinking wine that doesn't cost money, eating things that don't cost money, it's actually not bad!
Everyone needs to pretend, let him pretend to be this kind of **.
It's boring, let's draw a prize!
Thinking about it, Chen Tianhao looked at his mind: "All of them, lottery." ”
"Okay, host, the draw begins...... Congratulations to the host for the Dionysian Comedy!"
"Dionysus?
This time, Chen Tianhao didn't see anything in real thing, only saw the three words of Dionysian Comedy and the sign of a musical note, so he couldn't understand it.
"As the first god in history, you must reach the realm of not getting drunk in a thousand cups and not pouring in ten thousand cups, as long as the host orders a song with the word "wine" in KTV and sings it to the end, you can become the strongest god of wine in the universe, and ghosts can't drink you!"
"Hahaha...... You may not know that in our country, many things are negotiated at the wine table, even if you don't ask for help, you have to make friends, and you have to drink when friends get together, so it's important to be able to drink. ”
"The people of our planet are also very good at drinking, just pull one, ten catties of white, and I don't feel it at all. ”
"Blow, keep blowing. ”
"You see that you still don't believe it, when you have the ability to go to our planet, you will know, it is useless to say anything now, hearing is false, seeing is believing. ”
"Cut, I just don't believe it. ”
"Don't believe it, pull it down. ”
"Pull down and sleep? rascal!"
“……”
"Tianhao, we old classmates haven't seen each other for a long time, we must not get drunk tonight!" Liu Guangguang raised his eyebrows, revealing the look of a conspirator.
At this time, several waiters walked in one after another, and put eight bottles of wine and snacks in front of Liu Guangguang and the others.
Liu Guangguang immediately opened the wine and then first filled Chen Tianhao's wine glass, a large glass of red wine, and looked cautious.
After pouring the wine, Liu Guangguang put the wine bottle next to Chen Tianhao's wine glass, and then put a bottle of wine in front of Zheng Shanhe and Li Zhixuan.
Just as he was pouring the wine, Chen Tianhao said hello and then walked to the song table and ordered a song - "Wine on September 9".
Liu Guangguang and Li Zhixuan looked at each other and smiled evilly, looking evil-hearted.
Liu Guangguang said in his heart, sing, sing, you won't have a chance to sing later.
Chen Tianhao picked up the microphone and looked at everyone obliquely, smiling: "Today, the old classmates reunion, I am very happy, I will sing a song first, throwing bricks and attracting jade, it is nice and ugly, everyone will listen to it, the key is to have fun, after I finish singing, everyone will come one by one, don't be shy." ”
"Okay, okay, I agree, you're done singing, the mountains and rivers are singing. Liu Guangguang was the first to applaud, and Li Zhixuan and others immediately followed suit.
When the music sounded, Chen Tianhao smiled, and soon sang along with the music:
"It's September 9 again, aphrodisiac night, let's get together, people who miss me, tear off the little pants ......"
"Let's go, let's go, let's go, until September 9, she still has spirits at home, and kisses and ......"
At this moment, Liu Guangguang and the others were stunned!
Is this Chen Tianhao singing?
Am I having auditory hallucinations?
Why does it sing so much like the original singer, wait, who is the original singer?
I'll go, when did this guy have such a strong ability to imitate?
Why hadn't I seen him show this talent at school before?
Liu Guangguang was a little stunned, it's really a dog, no wonder he wants to sing, it turns out to be to show off!
However, Chen Tianhao's singing voice did not change Meng Meimei, Ke Hualien and Ouyang Na's opinion of him.
There have been a lot of good singing in recent years, how many of them have made money?
In school, singing can fool a few beauties, after graduation, everyone has become realistic, and the girl's heart will not be overflowing for a long time!
Therefore, having money is king, and people from wealthy families like Liu Guangguang and Li Zhixuan are their first choice.
Chen Tianhao ignored the audience's reaction because he discovered a strange thing!
For the first time in his life, he encountered a strange thing, that is, his liver was actually beating to the rhythm!
I can clearly see my triangular liver that I have never seen before!
With every beat, the liver was detoxified and renewed, and Chen Tianhao felt that his eyes were cool!
The liver has a great impact on the eyes, the liver opens to the eyes, the liver hides the blood, the blood and yin jin it provides is to nourish the eyes, it can be said that the liver is the source of the eye, the liver becomes better, the eyes are the first to feel!
Gradually, the liver changed color, from dark red to pink and then from pink to a faint color of gold!
Glowing with enchanting golden light!
"All right, isn't this Dionysian Comedy exercising my liver?" Chen Tianhao asked the system.
The host's liver will become the strongest liver in the universe, the knife can't be pierced, the bullet can't be pierced, the laser can't be pierced, so let's explode, don't have any worries,"
OMG!
The strongest liver in the universe?
This Dionysian Comedy is actually strengthening my liver?!
Horror, horror!
Chen Tianhao was stunned!
Humans can directly strengthen the eyes, nose, mouth, arms, chest muscles, abdominal muscles, third leg but no one can directly strengthen the liver!
This Dionysian Comedy can actually purify and exercise the liver, so as to achieve the goal of the strongest liver in the universe, which is really amazing!
After singing the song, the golden liver disappeared with a swish!
Chen Tianhao felt full of strength, as if he could knock the moon away with one punch!
"Tianhao, you sang well, come, I'll toast you. ”
As soon as Chen Tianhao returned to his seat, Liu Guangguang glanced at Li Zhixuan and the others, and then raised his wine glass.
Chen Tianhao raised his wine glass and looked embarrassed: "I can't drink enough, and you know, I didn't drink much at school before." ”
Hmph, I can't drink it with you!
It's better to drink you to death today!
It's not good to see you, the turtle actually fell in love with my goddess Ming Xiyao for four years, and when I think of my goddess Shen Yin under your crotch, Lao Tzu will be on fire!
After listening to Chen Tianhao's words, Liu Guangguang and the others' sinister laughter became thicker and thicker, and the smugness in their hearts also rose.
Liu Guangguang smiled and said:
"We are four-year college classmates, college classmates are the most precious, I especially value the friendship between us, for our four-year friendship, it's a man to do it, I'll come first!"
Liu Guangguang didn't give Chen Tianhao a chance to speak at all, and drank a large glass of red wine in one sip.
(End of chapter)