Chapter 1595 A Blessing in Disguise, a Thrilling Escape
"Ahh
"Ahh
Elder Bai and Elder Wang were frightened by Yang Xiaoqian, who was full of stinky faces, and screamed loudly, and retreated again and again.
The direction in which the two of them retreated was the direction in which the mysterious prohibition of the Beauty Sect gradually disappeared!
Hey!
Wowhaha!
There's a play!
There is a big drop of drama!
Yang Xiaoqian was secretly surprised, he never expected that he was unlucky to become such a bear and became his most powerful "lethal weapon"!
"Eldest sister, I kindly reminded you to run, what do you mean by making me look like a bear?"
Yang Xiaoqian pushed forward step by step with a stinky face.
"Go away, stinky boy...... Oh, you're disgusting...... vomiting and vomiting ......"
"Vomit...... Wow...... Tutu ......"
Elder Bai and Elder Wang vomited in disgust as they retreated.
"Sister, what do you mean, you have to explain it to me!"
Yang Xiaoqian was happy, and he didn't feel disgusting, so he continued to press forward step by step.
"Stinky Boy...... If you don't go away, I'll kill you...... Vomit...... Wow......"
"Wow...... ...... vomit"
Elder Bai closed his eyes tightly and didn't dare to look at the honor of this kid, he covered his nose tightly and didn't dare to breathe, he retreated step by step, and vomited non-stop.
Hehehehe, I really never expected that a piece of stinky Xiang would become a lethal weapon, cornering the two powerhouses of the God Transformation Realm!
It is estimated that looking at the four major cultivation realms of "Heaven, Earth, Xuan, and Huang" is definitely the first time that the heavens have been unprecedented!
"Wha...... Hahaha...... Two stinky women, pregnant in October, pregnancy reaction, slowly vomiting, bye!"
Yang Xiaoqian forced Elder Bai and Elder Wang out of the forbidden circle step by step, and he himself also came out of the forbidden circle, hahaha laughed wildly and urged the teleportation charm to disappear.
Yang Xiaoqian's cunning successive changes in direction constantly urged the teleportation charm to teleport, and each teleportation was thousands of miles away, even if Elder Bai and Elder Wang were powerhouses of the gods, they could not catch up with him.
"Bastard, don't let the old lady see you again, or I'll kill you!"
Elder Wang was almost angry, grabbed his hair with both hands, and scolded loudly
"Damn, bastard! I have a strong intuition, that kid is very likely to be the little beast that Yang Xiaoqian killed that day!"
Elder Bai's pretty face was blue, his teeth were bitten fiercely, and he said with great certainty.
"Hey, could it be that kid used a disguise technique? How is this possible, I've already looked at his face carefully, it doesn't look like he was wearing makeup or a human skin mask at all!"
Elder Wang frowned and said with great certainty.
"Damn! I blame you for throwing him to the ground! You said you should fall it, why did you throw him in that pile of disgusting things? If it weren't for the disgusting things on his head and face, let's take a closer look at him, and we will definitely be able to see his true colors!"
Elder Bai was angry with Elder Wang and yelled at her angrily.
"I'll go, eldest sister, I didn't notice that there are a bunch of disgusting things on the ground, why can you blame me for being swollen!"
Elder Wang said with a smile in his eyes.
"Bastard, bastard, bastard! Goddamn little beast Yang Xiaoqian, even if you run to the cape, I will find you, break your body into thousands of pieces, and chop you into meat puree!"
Elder Bai roared like a mad female beast.
……
Late at night.
In a barren mountain and wild mountains, a hot and bubbling natural hot spring with sulfur bubbles gathered in the lake, Yang Xiaoqian took off his nakedness and swam leisurely in the lake.
He teleported to this safe place one after another, took a good bath in the warm lake water, summoned the worldly shower gel, shampoo, toothpaste and toothbrush, etc., and washed the stinky head all over his face, and brushed his teeth clean.
"Damn, it's so dangerous, fortunately, Lao Tzu got his head full of stinky Xiang in that stinky lump, which scared the two stinky women!"
"Hey, that's a blessing in disguise!"
"Hey, Xiang is a good thing!"
Yang Xiaoqian summoned a lifebuoy and lay on it leisurely and floated, thinking of the thrill just now, he was full of emotion.
"Numb, Lao Tzu is actually stuck in the stinky Xiang, and he must not tell anyone else about this death, otherwise he will have to cause great damage to Lao Tzu's shining glorious image!"
"Well, even Lao Tzu's group of goddess wives can't tell them, otherwise they won't dare to make love with me in the future when they are disgusting!"
"This revenge is not a gentleman! Hmph, the stinky woman surnamed Wang, you wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will double it for you to return it sooner or later!
", Lao Tzu's method is so creative! I feel so excited when I think about it!"
"Truly, this is the refreshing end of offending Lao Tzu!"
"Don't mess with me!"
Yang Xiaoqian summoned cigars and red wine again, and lay on the lifebuoy to enjoy it leisurely, sometimes gritting his teeth, sometimes muttering with a wicked smile.
The night is dark, the moonlight is like water, the mountain is warm and the water is warm, the wine and cigarettes are mellow, Yang Xiaoqian is lying in the warm lake water formed by the hot springs, don't want it......
Hey, it looks like there's something missing!
Hey, hey, such a beautiful day, of course, you can't be without a beautiful woman!
"Hey, hey, hey, the wives are out to soak in the hot springs!"
Yang Xiaoqian summoned Yang Xuefu, Li Shishi, Fang Tongtong, Xia Shuang, Leng Jie, Lin Yixiao, Ma Xiaobei, Ye Rou, Bai Ruoyu, and Su Qing from the storage ring with one thought.
"Ahh
"Ahh
"Oh-oh, what's the matter!"
……
Yang Xuefu and other ten beauties suddenly fell into the water, and they screamed loudly in fright.
"Hey, hey, wives, don't be afraid, let's get out of danger, take off your clothes and take a hot spring to celebrate together!"
Yang Xiaoqian said with a smile.
"Hey, it's really a hot spring, the water is so warm!"
"Wow, this is a natural sulfur hot spring, it's good for the skin!"
"Hee-hee-hee, it's so comfortable!"
"Hey, hey, what's going on with my husband, why did you put me in a storage ring in a hurry and take me away?
……
Yang Xuefu and other beauties came to their senses, took off their clothes one by one and threw them on the shore, playing in the water, and asked him what was going on.
"Hehehe, it's okay, it's okay, it's nothing, everything is according to my plan, I erased all the memories of Elder Bai for me, and then I ran out with you, now we are completely safe!"
Yang Xiaoqian didn't want them to worry, so he briefly talked about the matter, reported the good news and not the bad news, and said with a relaxed expression.
Yang Xuefu and other beauties all breathed a sigh of relief and began to laugh and play in the lake to their heart's content.
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(End of chapter)