Chapter 035: Touching Porcelain

Zhang Daman even admired himself, his mother pulled a bag, how could he live so poorly in his previous life, and he also lived to be the first soft egg in Shiyi Village, he really held a big grass.

Fortunately, the heavens blessed him and let him be reborn again, start over, cough cough, God is probably busy, and he has no time to take care of him, but he is too aggrieved to live, let him do it again.

Relive a life, you can never live so badly, even if you are crazy on the edge of 404, you have to work hard to drag racing, soar to new heights, and play new tricks......

To hell with all 10,000 yuan households and village party secretaries!

I really thought that spending some money and hiring a few thugs would treat me as a big brother who was a big brother who was messing with black money, it was too naïve.

Today, he made it clear that he wanted to "touch porcelain", touch porcelain with Uncle Dahan, and not send some blood to Guoyuan, which was definitely uneven.

So many pairs of eyes, watching, Xiang Guoyuan, you, with a bunch of rotten boys, beat Uncle Da Han, and beat Uncle Da Han to the ground, this is not simply touching porcelain, Uncle Da Han is professional.

Lying on the ground, they were all motionless, and they were moaning and screaming in pain, which was not comparable to those aunts and uncles who met porcelain on the street.

All this, Zhang Daman seemed to have already calculated, but he didn't expect that Uncle Dahan's porcelain acting skills exceeded his expectations.

Okay, that's it.

Xiang Guoyuan was arrogant, took this gang of rotten boys, and beat Uncle Dahan, Zhang Daman was justified in defense.

The truth was occupied by Zhang Daman, he is now like a crab walking sideways, we are reasonable, we are full of confidence when we speak, I am afraid of your Xiang Guoyuan?

If you want to talk about hands-on fighting, those rotten boys, in front of Zhang Daman, are completely paper tigers, he is ruthless enough, and the claw hammer is directly hit, either the chin is crooked, or the hand is dislocated, either the teeth are flying, or the feet are disabled.

Every blow is an injury, but it is not fatal.

Zhang Daman is not stupid, in a remote mountainous area like Shiyi Village, where the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, dealing with these villains, beating and disabling, even if someone reports the case to the police station, no one will come all the way to control it, and it will be different if the murder case is killed, there will definitely be people from the town police station to arrest and bring them to justice.

Therefore, he calculated the strength of each shot, beat and let these grandsons know that he was not easy to mess with, teach them a lesson, and let them go back to the house to lie down for ten days and half a month, with a long memory.

As a result, Zhang Daman, who returned from rebirth, not only became tough, but also soared in IQ.

Reading online novels in my previous life, some people always commented that the villain's IQ is not online and wants to complain about the author, those trolls really don't know how to think about it, if the protagonist's halo is added, and the IQ is still the same as those villains, then it is still a hairy protagonist!

As the protagonist, even if the five thunders hit the top, they can't die, but the villain is different, even if he drinks water, he can choke to death by stuffing his teeth, or scratch a little skin, and he will die of tetanus, which is normal logic.

Who calls himself the protagonist in this life, as the protagonist, fighting wits and courage, that is absolutely the one who kills the villain in seconds, although he Zhang Daman also wants to be a villain, and he is ruthless.

Ahem......

"Zhang Daman, are you going to touch porcelain to blackmail Lao Tzu?" Xiang Guoyuan met Diao people like Zhang Daman, although he was very helpless, but after all, he was wearing a yellow coat and eating imperial grain, and he wanted to do the last dying struggle and retain his last dignity, so his tone was also tough.

He really couldn't believe that after Zhang Daman's old wife Luo Yuhong ran away with someone, he was able to change one hundred and eighty degrees and become so brutal.

In the past, when he bullied Zhang Daman, his voice was louder, which could scare Zhang Daman into peeing his pants, so he raised his voice and made a posture that compared his aura with Zhang Daman, straightened his waist, stared at his eyes as big as a cup, and was angry.

Zhang Daman secretly wanted to laugh, this ignorant human being, really think that he is like that, don't talk about inserting green onions in the pig's nose, even if it is inserting steel bars, you can't pretend to be special.

"Xiang Guoyuan, touch porcelain, this word, use it very well!" he gave a thumbs up, and glanced at Xiang Guoyuan with contempt for Wang Zhi, in the 90s, the word touch porcelain was still very novel, or it was not born at all, at least it was not popular.

Xiang Guoyuan was able to rack his brains and think of such a word, which is indeed worthy of a thumbs up.

As soon as Xiang Guoyuan saw Zhang Daman's Diao Min's face, he was stunned in his heart, your second uncle, this dog is a cub, is it the wrong medicine, or has he eaten too many oyster slices?

"Nonsense, I won't have too much to do with you, I'll count it with you......" Zhang Daman looked like he was holding a golden abacus in his hand, "First of all, you led someone to injure Uncle Han, like he was so badly injured, at least ten days and half a month, and at most three or five months without being able to work in the field, you also know, we ordinary people, if we don't work in the field, what do we eat? This compensation for lost work is absolutely indispensable......

"I won't give you more calculations, according to the average salary of 50 per day, and I won't give you a month, half a month and 15 days, 750 yuan of lost work allowance ......"

"Secondly, he went to Doctor Xue for treatment, although Doctor Xue's fees are not expensive, but medical expenses are indispensable, at least 300 yuan, right?"

"Then, I asked Uncle Dahan to plough the land for me, you delayed my construction period, this also has to compensate for my loss, no more, no less, two and one add five, count you a whole number, you give 1500 yuan, this matter is forgotten, otherwise ......"

Xiang Guoyuan almost fainted with every mouthful of old blood, and blushed, "Zhang Daman, you Diao Min, why don't you go and rob it?"

"Hehe, I'm sorry, this is more cost-effective than robbery, the cost of robbery is too high, the risk and return are not equal, you bring people to oppress our little people, the nature is bad, I want you 1500 yuan, it's cheap for you, you think about it!"

Xiang Guoyuan scolded angrily: "I think about your mother, you dog is a soft egg, it is not your turn to ride on Lao Tzu's head, I ...... If you don't want money, you have a ...... for your life."

Before he finished speaking, Xiang Guoyuan screamed "ah", and when he scolded angrily, he caught a glimpse of Zhang Daman's face gloomy, revealing a fierce light, and then, the claw hammer in his hand drew an arc and slammed towards his crotch.

He faintly heard the sound of his own eggs breaking, grinning in pain, and then bent down, covering the crotch of his pants.

"Are you brainless, or deaf, Lao Tzu said, who the dares to say that Lao Tzu is soft, Lao Tzu will burst his eggs!" Zhang Daman twisted Xiang Guoyuan, flew up and kicked out, and kicked Xiang Guoyuan away.

"Toast and don't eat the dog things that punish the wine, you listen to Lao Tzu, people don't offend me, I don't offend people, if people offend me, cut the grass and eradicate the roots!" He rolled up his sleeves, jumped forward, and rode directly on Xiang Guoyuan's head.