Chapter 330: Xiaobai, the ...... of taking a bath
Sky City.
Early morning.
Lu Ming looked at today's breakfast in a daze, a glass of boiled water, a steamed bun, and a piece of rice.
"Xiaobai. β
"Yes. β
"Don't you have a cool skin......
"I ate it last night. β
"Huh?"
"I took a long shower yesterday and was a little hungry, so I ate it first. β
"Bathing ......"
Lu Ming didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
And then.
He lowered his head and silently finished the steamed bun with rice.
Long.
He went back to his room.
Send out your own questions in the life section of the online community, "Hello everyone, what should I do if my appearance is too high? β
1st Floor - Male and Female?
2nd floor - do you need to ask? It must be a man.
3rd Floor - Knowing the man and going up is the king.
4th floor - it is also possible that the landlord is not awake, I have urine stones, let me smash him to wake him up.
5th Floor - Why do you use the word 'smash' upstairs?
......
Lu Ming looked at dozens of floors and finally gave up.
Yes, it seems that it is unscientific to expect netizens to give answers, so he pondered for a long time and finally decided to use his own methods to solve this matter.
"Xiaobai. β
Lu Ming called Xiaobai to his room.
"Yes. β
Xiaobai came over obediently.
"The door closes. β
Lu Ming instructed.
"Huh?"
Xiaobai closed the door a little dazedly and walked over.
"Raise your head. β
Lu Ming looked at the little girl in front of him.
"Ah......h
Xiao Bai blinked his big eyes, his little face turned red all of a sudden, and he looked at Lu Ming in front of him with some embarrassment, and his little hand pinched the corners of his clothes tightly.
Dislike!
What is Master going to do?
Like this......
Bang!
Lu Ming got started with a brain meltdown.
"Duck!"
Xiaobai covered his little head, "It hurts ......"
"Do you know it hurts?"
Lu Ming couldn't cry or laugh, "At a young age, what do you think about all day long! I taught Xiao Xiaojian a lesson in the bath or something yesterday, I said it casually, understand?"
"Oh. β
Little white, little red.
"Come here!"
Lu Ming said angrily, and Xiaobai walked over a little embarrassed.
"Does it still hurt?"
Lu Ming asked.
"It hurts. β
Xiaobai is aggrieved.
"You girl. β
Lu Ming helped her rub her little head, looking at the nervous appearance of this little girl, a little funny, "Like me?"
"Hmm...... Ahh
Xiaobai was suddenly a little flustered, his little face turned red, and he said nervously: "No......"
"Really?"
Lu Ming seemed to be smiling.
β...... Just a little bit. β
Xiaobai lowered his head a little embarrassed, weak mosquitoes and flies.
"You little girls......"
Lu Ming was relieved and a little funny, "Don't think about some messy things in the future, you're still young, you don't need to understand this, you know?"
"I'm not too young!"
Xiaobai straightened up.
β......β
Lu Ming glanced at it and pretended not to hear it.
But......
Looking at the little girl who is becoming more and more delicate in front of her, there are some things that I am afraid must be clear.
The little girl has been helpless since she was a child, and she only has a father who has fun in the wild every day......
Therefore, after she met Lu Ming, it was very likely that she would have a series of subtle feelings, and she was afraid that she couldn't tell what it was.
Depend?
Grateful?
Probably both.
The little girl is young and can be confused, but Lu Ming can't, he is a normal adult and can't make such a low-level mistake.
At the end of the day, it's homeschooling.
Lao Jiangtou didn't teach it, I'm afraid that he, the master, will make it clear......
"Xiaobai. β
"You're young. β
"You don't know much about feelings. β
"Hmmm......"
"How do you say that? When you grow up and have the ability to think independently about feelings, you can only be considered real feelings, understand?"
Lu Ming said cautiously.
"Understood. β
Xiaobai blinked, took over the conversation, and said very seriously, "I know that Master is for my good, because there are many things in the period of ignorance when minors, and their cognitive level is low, whether it is at the psychological level or the physical level, they are not yet mature, fragile and have poor tolerance, they are very easy to be hurt in the twists and turns of feelings, and it is easy to confuse other feelings, so they are not allowed to fall in love." β
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Lu Ming didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Fog grass.
It's likeγIt seems to be very professional!
"My dad bought a book called "Why Can't You Fall in Love with a Minor" ......"
Xiaobai explained very seriously, "I read it at the time, and I remember that it was written in the book. However, I was only 9 years old at the time, so it doesn't seem like I bought this book when I was worried about my early love...... So for a while, I was worried that my father would be arrested and imprisoned for three years. β
β......β
Lu Ming almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
Yes!
Lao Jiangtou still has this past?
Gee......
"It's too brute!"
Lu Ming was full of emotion.
Lao Jiang, this bastard, doesn't even let go of other underage girls!
"Yes. β
Xiaobai echoed.
And then......
Lu Ming seemed to come back to his senses.
Oh.
Day.
Xiaobai is also underage......
"Master. β
"Cultivation and love are the same thing. β
Xiao Bai said very seriously, "Why do you have to complete nine years of compulsory education before you can cultivate? For the sake of correct cognition and independent thinking ability! For ordinary people, there may be an age limit, but I am different, I have long memorized nine years of compulsory education. β
"At the age of twelve, I already have the ability to think independently!"
"Oh, yes. β
Xiaobai suddenly thought of something, "I once participated in the Independent Thinking Survival Score Rating ......"
"How's the result?"
Lu Ming was curious.
"Higher scores than my dad. β
Xiaobai said very seriously.
β......β
Lu Ming rolled his eyes, is that Lao Jiang's score low! That naΓ―ve Lao Jiangtou ...... Being hunted down and killed every day, where does he get the ability to think independently!
If you are hunted down, he will definitely be the first......
But.
Then again.
Lu Ming had long been accustomed to the well-behaved appearance of the little white girl by his side, and almost forgot that this little girl was also the top genius!
Amazing talent!
With such talent and thinking ability, even a twelve-year-old may have much better emotional intelligence than many otaku who are reluctant to go out by playing games at home every day......
"Master. β
"Don't worry, Master, I already have a mature individual. β
Xiaobai was unprecedentedly serious, "I'm not one of those children with confused views, I know what I'm doing, please believe me." β
said.
Xiaobai approached Lu Ming, stood on tiptoe, stretched out his little hand, and wanted to touch Lu Ming's forehead to show his maturity, and then ......
Not enough......
Lu Ming was speechless.
"Humph!"
Xiaobai's delicate nose wrinkled unhappily.
Buzz β
A small white appeared at her feet.
Xiaobai's body floated slightly in the air, stood on tiptoe, and touched Lu Ming's forehead with his little hand, only then did he withdraw his little hand with satisfaction, revealing a happy smile.
β......β
Lu Ming couldn't cry or laugh.
Some ridiculous, and some touching.
This girl......
"Master, I've already declared sovereignty......
Xiaobai is happy.
Bang!
Lu Ming went up with a brain pain.
"Pain, pain, pain, ......"
Xiaobai rubbed his little head.
"People are small and big. β
Lu Ming was amused, "When will you wait until you grow up......"
"Soon!"
Xiaobai is proud.
In the past few days, Xiaoxiaobai has learned to buy seafood, but sometimes he comes back with a job and runs around on the road disobediently......
"Good, good. β
Lu Ming touched her little head, "Then wait until you grow taller." β
"Really?"
Xiaobai is happy.
"Really. β
Lu Ming was funny.
......
Moment.
Xiaobai went to the kitchen and brought a bowl of cold skin.
Lu Ming: "......"
"Aren't you done eating?"
Lu Ming glanced at Xiaobai.
"I just bought it. β
Xiaobai turned his head, and there was a visible blush on his pink little face.
Get.
This girl will lie.
Lu Ming couldn't cry or laugh.
But.
After all, it was Xiaobai's intention, besides, the steamed bun just now was rice, and he almost died of it...... Now that you have cold skin, let's eat it happily.
Hiss β
Lu Ming gasped when he came up.
Refreshing!
Xiaobai: "???"
This......
What's wrong with this!
It's over, Master's problem can't be changed......
What to do?
Xiaobai left very sadly, she had to think about whether it was time to reconsider the 'liking Master'.
......
Turn on the light curtain TV.
Lu Ming habitually watched while eating.
"News Coverage ......"
"The Celestial Star Pavilion was sacked ......"
"A century-old store, a big loss of reputation......"
in the light curtain.
The host's voice kept coming.
"Huh?"
Lu Ming raised his head in surprise.
Star Pavilion ......
This familiar name......
He didn't care about this news originally, but looking at the description in the news, he suddenly took a closer look at the location of the Heavenly Star Pavilion and was surprised to find ......
The Heavenly Star Pavilion is in the direction that Xiao Xiaojian once said!!
Which direction......
Interesting.
Is Little Sword's intuition right again?
Tianxing Pavilion really has someone calculating himself!
Who could it be?
Lu Ming thought about it carefully, in his not very long life, he didn't offend too many people, so no one should spend a lot of money to calculate himself......
Not......
So what kind of deduction is that?
Could it be the kind of deduction like 'magic mirror, magic mirror, who is the most handsome person in the world', and then the power of deduction is counted on oneself?
Well......
It's possible!
Lu Ming thought so.
However, whether this is the case or not, it can be dangerous...... After all, the last person who was counted like this was almost killed by her stepmother......
So, Lu Ming thought for a while, "It seems that we have to be on guard lately." β
β......β
The little sword looked at his master like a coercion.
This thing is hopeless.
It's true.
I don't know if it's because Xiaobai expressed his heart, this product is now inflated, although he taught Xiaobai a lesson on the surface, but he smiled all day.
"Can you stop laughing?"
Little Sword sighed, "Like a chrysanthemum." β
β......β
Lu Ming glanced at him, "Do I have wrinkles on my face, where does my smile look like a chrysanthemum?" β
"Daisy. β
Little Sword sneered.
"Lao Tzu is so handsome......"
Lu Ming retorted.
"Tight daisies. β
Little Sword Description.
β......β
Lu Ming was silent for a moment, but he still restrained his smile, Spicy Chicken Sword Spirit, I don't understand aesthetics, I will kill you sooner or later.
......
Afternoon.
Lu Ming, as usual, was about to go to the Card Maker Association to practice, but he saw a special piece of news!
The Human Resources Department of Tiandu has prepared activities related to the graduation season and invited the majority of associations to participate......
The school recruitment here is after the graduation season!
Of course.
That's why Lu Ming is being treated well now!
It's just that Lu Ming never expected that the human resources side would invite the Sword Card Master Association!
"Ahem. β
Li Haoran coughed, "Mass ......"
Yes.
Massive.
Since the official operation of the Sword Card Master Association, it can be regarded as successfully registered, and it has become a serious association, and naturally has all the authority of the association!
"Graduation Season ......"
"...... of the First College's School Recruitment"
Lu Ming's eyes lit up slightly.
"Master. β
Li Haoran said cautiously, "We still won't participate in this, right?"
"Why?"
Lu Ming was strange.
"Because it's too strong. β
Li Haoran smiled bitterly, "The graduates of the First Academy are six-star when they come out...... It's stronger than all the disciples in our association, and I'm afraid I don't want to come in. β
The Sword Card Master Association is too small after all.
Why do you have a small association of only a few people to compete with the giants of elementals, summoners, and energy warriors?!
Who wants to come in?
Even if you come in, do you have any resources to offer?
No!
None of them!
The Human Resources department is just a friendly invitation...... If you do go, it's not shameful enough.
"There's no rush. β
Lu Ming looked at the invitation in his hand with a smile.
Before.
He himself is also a salted fish, and he doesn't care about the Sword Card Master Association, but now, the store in Qingming City is gone, and the Sword Card Master Association has become his and Xiaobai's home!
Since it's home, you have to work hard, don't you?!
And if you want the Sword Card Master Association to be stronger, recruiting people is naturally the first priority!
Especially......
Gifted disciples!
Brush!
Lu Ming opened the invitation and looked at it very seriously.
Hehe.
Is it a school recruitment......
......
And at the moment.
First College, Office Building.
The Dean of Students is methodically preparing for the upcoming graduation season.
"Are you ready for the event?"
"Yes. β
"That's good. β
The dean was pleased, and suddenly thought of something, "Oh, by the way, how is Lu Ming?"
"Learning. β
The assistant reported, "Since receiving the graduation certificate, Lu Ming has studied in the Card Making Association and the Sword Cultivation Association very seriously, and has lived up to your trust. β
In his opinion, the director of education gave Lu Ming a graduation in advance, which was a privilege.
No way.
What level is Lu Ming now?
Four stars!
What about graduation season requirements?
Six stars!
Lu Ming can't catch up!
Not to mention the horror of this millennium celebration!
Therefore, the director of teaching gave Lu Ming a graduation in advance, at this special point in time, so that he could get the greatest preferential treatment of resources!
"That's good. β
The dean smiled slightly, "Is there anyone else investigating Lu Ming?"
"Yes. β
The assistant nodded slightly, "According to your orders, no one knows that this graduate is Lu Ming, but someone still has investigated the student number." β
"That's okay. β
The Dean of Students waved his hand.
Lu Ming's student number is empty, and the avatar and information are all empty.
After all, I graduated in three seconds after entering the school......
What information!
"You're too good to him. β
The assistant sighed.
"Perhaps. β
The dean looked into the distance and smiled slightly, maybe he was making a big fuss, after all, even if Lu Ming was enrolled, he might not necessarily participate in the graduation season, but this feeling of having no worries ......
That's nice.