Beauty Trick

One

"Eh, Fei Fei, I'll tell you something," the old friend quietly touched and covered his head: "You must not be angry when you hear it." ”

Fang Feifei played the game and nodded absentmindedly.

"Fang Feifei!"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh. ”

"Did you hear me talking to you?"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh. ”

She felt ignored, abandoned, abandoned and very unhappy, she was about to turn her face: "You ignore me! You don't love me anymore!"

Fang Feifei: "Mmmmmmmm ”

Dead Friend: "......"

Die-hard friend: "No, your attitude has reached an extremely bad level, if we allow this state to develop again, we have only one way to go." ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh. ”

The sworn friend sighed: "Fang Feifei, I'm fed up with you! I'm tired of this kind of day of being alone in an empty room every night! Let's get a divorce! I won't accept to leave the house, you have to give me all the money and the house, you can keep the child for yourself, I will think of you when I look at him, and I will not be happy when I think of you." ”

Fang Feifei nodded, she finally finished a game, this time her teammates are not cheating, the process is quite smooth, and she will not be far from the road to the king in a few more rounds. Exhaled a breath, she was willing to take the dead fish eye away from the phone slightly, raised her eyes to look at the old friend who was crying, making trouble and hanging herself, and said: "I'm sorry, your old hen hasn't laid a single egg in the seven years of marriage, and we don't fight for child custody." ”

Die-hard friend's eyes widened: "You actually say I'm an old hen!, or the kind that doesn't lay eggs?!"

Fang Feifei: "Not only does he not lay eggs, but he also does not pull out iron cocks." ”

Dead friend: "Okay, you Fang Feifei! Do you think that I don't want to have a child for so many years? Once upon a time, I also wanted a crystallization of love that belongs to us alone, but you! You leaked without opening your pants on the bed! If you don't have sperm and want eggs, then there is an egg!"

Fang Feifei had a cold face: "Okay, don't make trouble, let's get to the point, the number of words is going to be overrun." ”

The dead friend immediately made a serious face: "Do you remember the slut in our dormitory, when she first came to our dormitory...... Balabala...... It's obviously her fault! Now she is singing about me everywhere and telling people everywhere...... Let's go...... And now it's sticking to Lin Xi again, isn't it just that Lin Xi is my elementary school classmate, usually the two of us talk a little more, do you want to stick Lin Xi upside down and disgust me! Damn! This kind of method is simply low!"

Fang Feifei plucked her ears: "Oh." ”

The dead friend was aggressive: "Anyway, I can't bear this breath! She wants to disgust me, I have to be disgusted to go back to her!"

Fang Feifei blew her little finger: "Hmm." ”

The dead friend snorted gloomily: "I've thought of a perfect and foolproof method." I'm going to ask you to insert it as if nothing happened when the slut is sticking to Lin Xi, interrupt the two of them, and then ......"

"Wait," Fang Feifei's dead fish eyes: "What's the matter with me?"

The dead friend instantly sighed: "No, Lin Xi and I have been together since we were children, and I have long been tired of looking at each other, and he will ignore me when I go to him." ”

Fang Feifei was cold: "Oh." ”

"Fei Fei~"

"Hmm. ”

"Good Feifei~ You just promise others~"

"No, I can't. ”

"If you want, I'll buy you the skin you've always wanted!"

"Deal!"

Dead Friend: "......"

Two

“…… That being said, it's just that why do you have to put on makeup?" Fang Feifei, who was pressed on the stool and was put up and down, was a little heartbroken.

Die-hard friend snorted: "Don't you see that slut wearing heavy makeup and lipstick all day long and making a lot of things, you have no face, no ass, no figure, and if you don't make some preparations, you will become cannon fodder all of a sudden." ”

No face.

No ass.

No figure.

Three arrows struck one of the knees hard.

Fang Feifei's face was expressionless: "Oh." ”

"Then again, why do you have to wear a skirt and perfume to interject?"

"It's okay to do a full set of things!"

“…… Well...... I don't know Lin Xi well, I'm going to interject what to say?Is it, hi, have you eaten?What will you eat tomorrow?Is the weather good?" Fang Feifei pondered.

"That's not going to work! ”

"Math?"

"You're stupid! You zero-score math stupid guy takes math to ask people, in case he asks you if you know what formula you know, you definitely don't know, the topic is over, then there is a fart to talk about!"

“…… Um, language?"

"You're stupid! You are a Chinese teacher who scored 130 points in the first test of the whole grade of Chinese, you use Chinese to ask people, it is obvious that you are going to humiliate others!"

“…… So what do I ask. ”

Die-hard friend held his forehead: "Forget it, whatever you want." ”

……

Everything.

Just Fang Feifei appeared.

During the noon break that day, as expected, a certain cheap person who was talking to Lin Xi was sticking to Lin Xi again. The dead friend hid on his desk, picked up a book, covered his face, only showed a pair of eyes, and desperately gave Fang Feifei a look.

I saw Fang Feifei calmly walk to the position and pick up a ...... Eh, the language book, and then calmly walked to Lin Xi's table, standing upright in front of them, with an expressionless face and dead fish eyes like a door god.

The dead friend closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look at it anymore, feeling the pill. She is so stupid, really, she actually believes in Fang Feifei.

Lin Xi was talking, and as soon as he raised his eyes, he saw Fang Feifei, who had always been cold and unwilling to talk to him.

A certain cheap also paused and looked at Fang Feifei.

Three pairs of eyes, you look at me, I look at you, the scene was very embarrassing for a while.

Lin Xi opened his mouth first, but the first sentence was: "You ...... today." Got perfume?"

Fang Feifei: "......"

"Hmm. ”

Three

Lin Xi looked at the language scroll, and for a while he didn't know what to do: "Do you still have it?"

In fact, she hadn't read the volume herself, but for the purpose of interjecting for the sake of her skin, she said nonsense: "A little." ”

Lin Xi looked at her: "You don't understand, then I don't understand." ”

Fang Feifei was silent: "Can we discuss and discuss?"

Lin Xi: "Just smile ......."

A cheap guy got closer and said, "Oh, I also have to look at the topics that I don't know how to do in the first grade of Chinese." ”

Die-hards hide behind books and gnash their teeth.

Fang Feifei said: "This question will not. ”

Lin Xi looked at it and thought for a long time: "It should be...... A？”

Fang Feifei also looked at it and frowned: "It's C." ”

Lin Xi asked, "Why?"

Fang Feifei pointed to the passage and began to talk about the idea of solving the problem and why the various analysis options were wrong.

It's over, Lin Xi smiled and looked at her speechlessly.

Fang Feifei's powerful nervous system automatically ignored all the embarrassment, and pointed to a topic of appreciating ancient poems.

Lin Xi thought for a while: "This should reflect the poet's dissatisfaction with the darkness of officialdom, the lack of way to serve the country, and the mood of depression." ”

Fang Feifei sighed.

Lin Xi said, "Am I not right?"

Fang Feifei: "Not comprehensive. That's how it should be...... Balabala. "The various answering steps, the answering terms, and the analysis of the original meaning of the poem, and finally the result is almost the same as the answer, if this question has six points, she must have received a full score.

Lin Xi continued to smile: "Are you sure you're here to ask me questions?" He felt that the situation was a bit reversed now, obviously she said that she was here to ask questions, but it turned out that he was taught to do questions, ordinary people must think that this person is either here to smash the field or to provoke, but the other party is serious, people don't feel the slightest other component, she just came to ask a question, or discuss a problem.

Fang Feifei also seemed to feel that something was wrong, pulled her lips and smiled stiffly, and said, "Why don't you talk about something else?"

Lin Xi: "......"

A cheap: "......"

Four

After a few days of interjection, a certain cheap person sensed something, and had already begun to look at Fang Feifei with hostile eyes. The dead friend laughed very exaggeratedly, and almost picked up a nunchuck and hummed and danced a square dance, and it was not too cool to be able to successfully disgust a certain cheap taste.

The overly happy friends of the past few days seem to have responded to the old saying that things must be reversed, and as soon as school is out in the afternoon, they are notified to go to the office to see the head teacher.

The head teacher is a bald duck with a voice, and it is absolutely impossible for people who are called to the office to be put back without drenching their saliva.

Sending away the dead friend with dark clouds floating on her head, Fang Feifei picked up her mobile phone and prepared to play a game, sitting in the classroom and waiting for her to come back.

Lin Xi walked over and watched her play a game: "You play this?"

Fang Feifei: "Hmm. ”

Lin Xi said: "I can't see that you also play games. ”

Fang Feifei: "Hmm. ”

Lin Xi continued: "How do I feel that you have suddenly started talking to me these days?"

Fang Feifei: "Hmm. ”

Lin Xi: "Why?"

Fang Feifei: "Chen Mingming asked me to interject when you were talking to Wu Jingjing, and then she bought me skins." "Don't hesitate to betray your best friend.

Chen Mingming is a sworn friend.

Wu Jingjing is a cheap.

Lin Xi was silent for a long time, even the nerves were so thick that Fang Feifei could feel that something was wrong, Fang Feifei asked, "What's wrong?"

Lin Xi smiled, very gently: "As long as I buy you skin, you will always talk to me?"

Fang Feifei was shocked: "Do you want to keep talking?!" Chen Mingming didn't tell her this, she thought it would be over in a few days?

Lin Xi smiled a little stiffly: "Can't you?"

"It's not impossible...... Fang Feifei thought for a while and said, "If you sell two skins, it's acceptable." "After all, it's just talking, and it doesn't take much effort and you don't need to use your brain. Well, she's still very professional.

Lin Xi couldn't laugh anymore: "If I buy you two skins, can you keep talking to me?"

Fang Feifei nodded without hesitation: "Yes!"

Lin Xi: "......"

Afterwards, back in the dormitory, Chen Mingming crossed his hands on his hips and gasped, his eyes were extremely sharp, and he asked Fang Feifei: "Confess leniently, resist strictly, every word you say next will be used as evidence in court, if the official finds that you have a word false, then you will face the punishment of not being able to get out of bed for three days, because you will be killed in bed by me." ”

"Aren't you afraid of X's death?"

"The peony flower dies, and the ghost is also romantic. ”

“…… Oh. ”