Chapter 105: Tsundere Boars
When his uncle is usually outside, or when an outsider is at home, his uncle is very strong, and it looks like a family word, and he is in charge of everything.
It's a pity that this situation lasted until one day, one day in his previous life, Guo went to bump into his uncle and was pulled by his uncle's ear, and then his uncle kept shouting "pain, pain, pain".
"Uncle, let me tell you, these two female wild boars are the source of income for our two families in the future! There will be no shortage of houses and cars!"
In fact, pretending to be forced still depends on the object, and if you can pretend to be forced, try to pretend, after all, people have vanity.
However, pretending to be forced must be divided into objects, and he must pretend to be the person who can give him the greatest satisfaction with his vanity, so strictly speaking, he really didn't pretend to be forced with his uncle, and he hasn't pretended to be with anyone in the past few years, after all, these people are not the most suitable people.
"Uncle, are you walking alone in this mountain?" Guo Qu was still a little worried, so he asked.
"Okay! I don't look here, there's nothing to do, and isn't the old man at home, when I have something, I can let him watch it for me." ”
"Okay, I'll come and see it every once in a while. After tying the two female wild boars to the pine tree, Guo went.
Of course, when he says this, he is not going to leave immediately, but he feels that he should say it, and he must say it immediately when he thinks of something, which is the lesson that time has taught him, because he often forgets some things and wants to wait for a while to say to others.
"Uncle, let me tell you, don't lose these two female wild boars, remember to watch them often, and the future source of income will depend on them. ”
As long as the female wild boar has a piglet, it is equivalent to the emergence of a new group, the piglets will grow up next to the female wild boar, even if they grow up and will run around, but they will eventually return here, here is their mother, here is their "home".
And in order to avoid his own conjecture mistakes, he also has a backhand, and gives the wild boars food on time every day, so that for a month or two, and when the time comes, they will return here, because in their real pigs' minds, they will always remember that there are good things here.
"I know, feed the pigs once a day regularly, and I remember every ten catties of cereal seeds each time. ”
The piglets under these two female wild boars are the beginning of Guo Qu's plan, because they will hook up with those real wild boars, as long as they attract those wild boars, it is equivalent to those wild boars are also in his pocket!
This is the highest level of the hunter! Now the first step has been taken.
Not far from the small brick house, there is a ravine, and there is mountain spring water in the ditch, which can be used for people to drink, and can also be used for wild boars to drink, which is a rare place to live.
Truth be told, it was inhabited decades ago, and even though it's all pine trees now, there are still traces of people on the roadside – stone mills and moonflowers.
If the moon season here is not planted by people, it is absolutely impossible. Coupled with the stone mill, it is not difficult to think that this place was inhabited before.
Of course, the main reason is that the people who moved away from here are now in the village, so Guo Qu will say that there are people living here, and it is also suitable for people to live in.
Driving a car, pulling the stove and pot from the street, and pulling up the rice, oil and salt, all the necessary factors for human habitation are now available.
As for the two female wild boars, they just lay under the pine tree and slept like that, and they didn't care what Guo Qu and the two were doing.
After all, it's a pig, and the pig has to look like a pig, and eating and sleeping and eating is what they should do.
The only headache is these two female wild boars, they have been kept in captivity for a long time, it seems that the wild nature is almost gone, and what they do all day long is similar to that of domestic pigs, which is a little difficult for Guo to go.
"Raise it, wait for the piglets, they will get used to life here, and they will also form a stable biological clock, I believe that even if the chain is untied at that time, they will come back automatically when it is time to eat." Helpless, Guo Qu had no choice but to say so.
Fortunately, this is the mountain, and the hogweed thing is easy to solve. As long as his uncle cuts it every day, it doesn't need to be cooked, just throw it to them when it is cut, and then mix it with grain powder.
Wild boar grass is divided into wild boar grass and domestic boar grass, wild boar grass is not the grass eaten by wild boars, but wild bogweed, which people who have lived in the countryside should know, but the name is different.
As for domestic hogweed, it is actually a vegetable leaf grown at home, which many people know.
Guo went to stay in the mountains for a few days, and the wild boars didn't eat much of the cut boar grass a few days ago, after all, the wild boars used to eat cooked food, and after getting used to it, they became a picky eater, which is inevitable.
However, Guo Qu calculated that they would be so arrogant, and they were only fed wild boar grass for the first two days, and they loved to eat it or not!
But after two days of starvation, the wild boars finally found that they had to eat the wild boar grass, because they were so hungry that they ate it when they were hungry, whether it was cooked or not.
It's a pig.
Of course, if they are wise, they will probably be very angry, Guo went to treat them as treasures, but gave them grass, this master is really black-hearted!
And the owner wants to use the "beautiful pig meter" and use them to fish for "Kaizi", which is simply an unequal treaty!
It's a pity that they don't have wisdom and can't speak.
After waiting for another two days, the wild boars were accustomed to eating raw food, so Guo Qucai and his uncle mixed the finely ground grain powder with stone grinding into the wild boar grass, not much, only about four or five taels.
Although there were only four or five packets of grain powder, it made them very happy, after all, after eating wild boar grass for several days, they finally had corn flour to eat, and the taste was naturally very delicious!
So the wild boars ate all the soil untamed, because the ground was inevitably sprinkled with some corn flour.
"Xiao'er, if you don't go hungry for a few days, I'm afraid you don't know who the master is!" Guo went to vent all the depression accumulated in the past two years.
This wild boar really thinks he is an uncle, sleeping in the pigsty all day long, summed up is eating and sleeping, sleeping and eating, very monotonous and happy.
And Guo Qu's family is like a servant, looking at this group of wild boars day and night, and even feeding the pigs before eating, so it seems that their own family is really the servants of these wild boars!
"If you weren't for your mother, Lao Tzu would have killed and eaten you a long time ago, can you wait until now?" Thinking that there were three male wild boars at home, Guo Qu was angry.
So I made up my mind, I will kill the wild boars in the family the day after tomorrow, and I have been serving them for more than two years, and it is time for them to sacrifice their bodies!