In the first game, I lost.

In the second game, I lost.

In the third game, I lost.

Three wins in five games, M actually lost three times in a row!

There was no suspense at all!

And the abused body is incomplete!

In the first game, twenty-five kills were better than six kills.

In the second game, nineteen kills were better than nine kills.

In the third game, 23 kills were better than 10 kills.

After watching this passionless game, Chen Tianhao knew the gap between Ming Wanli's team and the Korean team.

It's a world of difference!

No wonder you've never won a championship!

I really don't know what Ming Wanli is usually doing!

Isn't there anything else but women?

Should be!

"All right, I am a dignified hero, my team must not be the second in the millennium, it must win the championship, do you think what I said makes sense?" Chen Tianhao began to fool the system.

"Indeed, as the number one god in history, the team under his command must be the first, otherwise he will not be able to save face. The system replied.

"I'm so happy that you can think so, it's really the number one Shenhao system in history!"

"Of course, in the eyes of this system, there is only the first, what the runner-up, the third runner-up, all of them are not in the eyes of the law. ”

"However, now this two-to-one team actually lost to others 3-0 or only played three games, if it is five games, it must be 5-0, relying on myself, I think there is no way to save the team, only begging the system to help, all, you can't just be a spectator, my face is your face, you and I are a whole, you have me, I have you, you have me, I have you, you have you, you and I are grasshoppers on a rope, now brothers are in trouble, should you help?"

"Want to advance skills again?"

"I know you're disgusted, and I know that your advance is limited, but for the sake of your and my face, you can make an exception once! The face is big, the exception is small, and if it is broken, it can be repaired, and if the face is gone, you will live a life of grievance. ”

"Can you repair it if it's broken?host, you're so dirty!"

"All right, I admit it, I did it on purpose, but I'm just trying to cater to your taste, aren't you just good at it?

"I'm going, are all the hosts so direct these years? I'm stunned! You can't be tactful, subtle? Why do you have to be so direct? It's annoying. ”

"Euphemism, it's going to be tactful, and it's tactful, and if it's tactful, I'll drop the bowl!"

"Why are you smashing bowls?"

"What a hunger strike. ”

"What are you doing on a hunger strike?"

"Suicide. ”

"Suicide? Are you willing to commit suicide? You are now a rich man with a net worth of tens of billions. ”

"You are wrong, the richer people are, the less they care about money, the more they care about face, money exists for face, without face, I have so much money to live and be ridiculed, it is better to become a poor egg." ”

"To the point, alas, a man is a face when he lives! Not only people, but all living things, every tree wants to go straight into the sky, you know how good his face is. ”

"That's right, look at those flowers, one blooms brighter than the other, and it is a real wave to tempt bees to kiss them with a wide face!"

"Yes, there is no way, who told everyone to live on one planet, if you occupy a planet where there is nothing, you won't think about it so much, eat and sleep all day, sleep full, sleep after sleeping, continue to masturbate after sleeping, inside and outside the house, in the river, in the sea, cry wherever you want, don't think about anyone's feelings, take off your pants if you want to, open your mouth if you want to eat......"

"Hey, this last sentence is too much, I'm a human, not a dog. ”

"I'm just making an analogy, don't take it seriously. ”

"You can pull it down, I think I went to the bathhouse with your dad to take a bath, your dad stripped naked, I was embarrassed, your dad was anxious, and said, Tianhao, hurry up and take it off, I said, no, old man, we haven't entered the door yet."

"Take it off outside, take it off at the door, you're really talented, okay, don't talk about it. Where did I come from? I was born and raised, the essence of the universe. ”

"I'm just assuming. ”

"Okay, you can set it up. ”

"I love to chat with your father, your father is a person with status, a Qing Dynasty person, satisfied!

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, pee yellow flag!"

"Don't think I don't know about the Qing Dynasty on your earth, it's called the Yellow Flag. ”

"You smell the incense. ”

"Day, still urine. ”

"Your father's surname is different from others, the emperor's surname is Aixin Jueluo, and your father's surname is Yehenala. ”

"Oh, it's different. ”

"Of course, there is an identity, but then it doesn't work, the last emperor abdicated, and they all changed their surnames to Han, Aixin Jueluo changed their surnames to Jin, and Yehenala should be surnamed La, so your family is Lao La's family. ”

"Lao La's house?"

"Yes, although your family name has changed, there are other places that are different from ordinary people. ”

"What?"

There is an ancestral property on Qianmen Street outside the front door, which is an alley, called Pimpie Hutong. ”

"Is there this alley?"

"Of course there is, everyone knows that Lao Yanjing Pitiao Hutong Lao Lajia. ”

"The one that specializes in pimping, isn't it?"

"I didn't ask you about your job. ”

"Who said it worked!"

"Lao Lajia, I'm very envious. ”

"You like that job too?"

"No, I like to collect, Lao La's family has a lot of cultural relics. ”

"Really?"

"Well, there's amber, which is something that is formed after the pine resin drips down and drips on the bugs, and passes through N. ”

"It's worth a lot!"

"Of course, people are bugs, and yours is a red-crowned crane. ”

"I'll go, stupid bird, what a lot of grease it is, it won't run away if it drops!"

"So it's precious, I wonder if that crane is your ancestor. ”

"Your ancestors are birds!"

"My ancestors are monkeys! Oh, your family is so rich, envious, there is nothing else besides amber, the bowl at home, your father brought it to me and said, brother, ......"

"Wait, my dad calls you brother?"

"Are you still human when you say that?"

"That's it. ”

"Your dad is saying hey, Tianhao, look at my bowl, isn't it time to wash it? Last time, I almost fell down the stairs after washing, and this time you said where I should put it. Just like that, you hear it as a brother. ”

"I'll go, I've got a little extra ear, cut it off and take it to the bar. ”

"I'm tired of eating pig ears, and I want to change some vegetables recently. ”

"I want to eat monkey ears. ”

"It's not appropriate, then again, it's still that bowl. You bought him for 800,000!"

"800,000 for a bowl?"

"Of course, for the sake of the rich people's face. ”

"Makes sense. ”

"He showed me the bottom of the bowl, and when I looked, there were a few big gilded characters, in italics!"

"I'm going, it must be very good calligraphy written by everyone. ”

"That's right, it's very elegant, like Wang Xizhi. ”

"What was written?"

"Induction cooker for use. ”

(End of chapter)