Although Yun Lin has a lot of ability, he is still a big boy emotionally, how can he ever be so teased? In the past, outside, almost all the big guys respected Ma Shanlai and him quite a lot. After all, this pair of masters and apprentices have real skills, and Ma Shanlai's appearance fee has always been sky-high. Of course, Ma Shanlai's sky-high appearance fee is for Yun Lin's cultivation, and Yun Lin is mainly responsible for helping the master, and then learning the basic experience of facing all kinds of emergencies. Over the years, Yunlin has learned a lot.

Of course, Zhang Xi didn't know that Yunlin, a person who seemed to be very cultured, actually didn't go to school for a day. Speaking of which...... By domestic standards, this is considered illiterate......

However, Yun Lin has read all kinds of ancient texts since he was a child and is proficient in ancient texts. is even more proficient in oracle bones, so he has never gone to school, but his actual knowledge level is about to become an expert in ancient literature.

You must know that when others were children, they learned children's rhymes, and at most memorized a three-character scripture and a thousand-character text. When Yunlin was a child, he memorized the "Book of Changes", "Treatise on Typhoid Fever and Miscellaneous Diseases", "Qianjinfang", and "The Yellow Emperor's Neijing". Illiteracy is certainly not illiterate, and I am afraid that this level will not be able to withstand the university.

However, no matter how good Yunlin is, he is really not good in the face of women. It's completely an ordinary boy's understanding of a woman. The most in-depth understanding is only in small movies.

Zhang Xi sat up with a smile, she saw Yun Lin's face flushed like a big apple, she seemed to have won the battle, and said proudly: "I didn't expect you to be really simple to women, for the sake of your simple face, my sister will let you go." ”

Yun Lin sighed, and then he packed his things, Zhang Xi patted the sofa with his small hand and said, "Come and sit down!" ”

Yun Lin sat down very obediently, but as soon as he sat down, Zhang Xi posted it, and then Yun Lin blushed and asked, "What are you talking about?"

Zhang Xi looked at Yun Lin and said with a wicked smile: "Talk about it, your girlfriend." ”

"I don't have a girlfriend. Yun Lin nodded very seriously and said.

Zhang Xihu looked at Yun Lin suspiciously, and she asked curiously: "Don't you have a girlfriend?" You are very handsome, and you are so capable, will any girl like you?"

"I used to practice with Master all the time, and I didn't have much contact with outsiders. I didn't have a lot of contact with outsiders, and it wasn't until after Master's death that I dealt with them myself. When Yunlin said this, he couldn't help but recall some past events with Ma Shan......

When Zhang Xi saw Yunlin's appearance, she hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I mentioned your sad past." ”

"It has nothing to do with you, people always have to go through birth, old age, sickness and death, Master said that there is no feast in the world, and I know that he will leave me one day. Yun Lin sighed when he said this, and Zhang Xi whispered: "You really speak in a set way, like a literati and a writer." However, it's right to forget about the sad things, for the sake of you being my landlord now, I'll let you go, Sister Xiaoxi, I'll give you a special service for free, do you want to see the stewardess make the bed?"

Yunlin really made Zhang Xi laugh, he looked at Zhang Xi and couldn't help asking, "Sister Xiaoxi, I see that you always hang curtains, why?"

Zhang Xi sighed, and then said: "It's not because there is a pervert outside, he climbs on the roof of the opposite building every night and peeks at me with ......a telescope! Anyway, you're so powerful, can you help me cure him?"

Yun Lin thought for a moment, and then said, "Is there a pervert at night? Okay, I'll go and see what a pervert looks like at night." ”

When Zhang Xi heard this, she immediately hugged Yun Lin's arm excitedly, and she asked with a smile: "Anyway, you won't have seen a pervert, right?"

"I've seen it...... But I beat it, and I've seen it in the United States. Yun Lin whispered. Zhang Xi asked curiously: "America? Are you really going anywhere?"

Yun Lin nodded, and he said in a low voice: "Of course I'm going anywhere, Yun You, naturally I have to go all over the world!"

Zhang Xi jumped up excitedly and said, "Then tell me, you must have had a lot of experience when you traveled, right?"

Yun Lin blushed and whispered, "Sister Xiaoxi, your chest has rubbed against me." ”

Zhang Xi found that his towering twin peaks were tightly attached to Yun Lin's arms this time, and they were all a little squeezed and deformed. Yun Lin blushed and didn't dare to look at it, Zhang Xi hurriedly let go of his hand. Her cheeks were crimson, too...... Then the innermost one blamed: "Big pervert!"

Yun Lin looked at Zhang Xi unconvinced and asked, "I didn't mean it!"

"Is it me? You have no conscience, aren't you happy to take advantage?!" Zhang Xi's angry teeth and claws chased Yun Lin all over the house, a man and a woman were playing around in the house, Zhang Xi helped Yun Lin put the futon in place, and Yun Lin was washing in the kitchen, Yun Lin found that the kitchen didn't seem to have been on fire at all, Yun Lin was really curious about how Zhang Xi lived on weekdays. After he washed the kitchen utensils, he began to cook in earnest.

Yun Lin made a pot of rice, followed by stir-fry.

Zhang Xi leaned against the door, she looked at Yun Lin in surprise and asked, "You can use these things, aren't you wandering outside?"

"Even Yunyou is not always in the mountains, and Master often takes me to rent some houses and stay in a certain place for a short period of time, do you think my master will do it?" Yun Lin glanced at Zhang Xi angrily and asked.

Zhang Xi nodded, and then said: "I can see that you are the five good men cultivated by your master!"

Yun Lin smiled awkwardly, Zhang Xi suddenly smelled the aroma wafting out of the pot, and she asked in surprise: "What's in the pot, it smells so good?!"

"Braised pork ribs!" Yun Lin looked at Zhang Xi blankly, Zhang Xi immediately stretched out his claws to the pot, but was beaten by Yun Lin and shrank back.

Zhang Xi pouted and looked at Yun Lin unhappily, Yun Lin said in a low voice: "I'll eat it later, the taste hasn't entered yet!"

Zhang Xi's little face seemed to change, and he immediately rubbed his little hands excitedly and asked, "Really?"

Yun Lin looked at Zhang Xi's appearance that the gluttonous worms were about to crawl out, and he sighed helplessly: "Really, you are waiting outside, and you are not allowed to enter the kitchen for half a step until the dish is ready!"

In the face of Zhang Xi, a guy possessed by gluttonous insects, Yunlin was really out of line, and Zhang Xi kept walking around the kitchen. Like a wolf who has been hungry for a long time, as soon as the food comes out of the pot, this guy holds his rice bowl and stares at the food on the table.

Yunlin made a braised pork ribs, a typhoon shelter fried shrimp, a cola chicken wings and a tomato egg soup. Three dishes and one soup, the two of them are just right.

As a result, Zhang Xi didn't care about the girl's reserve at all, he opened his mouth and began to eat violently, and Yun Lin was dumbfounded when he lifted the chopsticks. It looked like he hadn't eaten in his life. Yun Lin kept persuading: "Slow down!

Zhang Xi's mouth was stuffed with rice, and he kept stuffing it into his mouth like a golden chipmok, and he whined and said this, and the rice grains squirted out......

Yun Lin looked at Zhang Xi like this, and really couldn't tell that this was a flight attendant?

Zhang Xi ate a lot of things, but after eating, he remembered that he would not get fat if he ate like this.

Then he did the math, and then he screamed, "Ah!!hh

Yun Lin was so frightened that he stood up and looked around, "What's wrong?"

Zhang Xi said with a painful expression: "It's over, I've eaten so much, won't I get fat!"

"What have you lost weight? You still lick your face and say that you are fat!" Yun Lin said angrily, Zhang Xi suddenly asked with sparkling eyes, "Do you think I'm too thin?"

"Yes, look at your little arms, skinny bones!"

Zhang Xi suddenly burst into tears and said, "Really, didn't you lie to me?"

Yun Lin hurriedly nodded, otherwise this aunt would continue to howl in the house. Maybe we'll have to call the police!

As soon as Zhang Xi heard Yun Lin say this, she immediately rubbed her little belly and said, "That's good, then I'll rest assured." ”

Yun Lin's thinking about women is really incomprehensible, and while he is cleaning up the table, he suddenly looks at the opposite upstairs with awe-inspiring eyes. He saw that there was really someone upstairs opposite, looking this way, Yun Lin immediately stood by the window, he tapped his eyebrows with his finger, and whispered in his mouth: "Tianyan opens!"

Yun Lin turned his back to Zhang Xi, Zhang Xi couldn't see that Yun Lin's eyebrows opened a third eye, this eye was vertical, full of holy and solemn aura, this golden pupil moved, Yun Lin said coldly: "There is really a beast!"