Chapter 260: I Just Want to Kick You (5 more)
(Meng Lord Heng Zhi Dan 12/22 addition)
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One day, perhaps this increasingly majestic city will be destroyed because it cannot resist a strong enemy.
That's right, I have already made a plan for the [Wandering Abyss].
As a brave (demon) (king) who is cautious (very) cautious, he will be defeated before he wins, which is the basic operation.
While Abyss City is still there, I will imprint the beauty of this city in my mind more.
When I came to the business area, I saw a lobster holding a copy of "Jinping Mei" next to the bed in a tavern, while the shrimp eyes stretched out, and the eyeballs were dripping around the red cloth of the mermaid lady, while shaking his head: "I don't hear anything outside the window, and I only read the sage books." ”
Then I saw that [Junchen Tianya], [Have You Eaten], [Tulip God] and [Jun Muqi] were playing the [Dragon King Game] on the street.
Basically, the routine is the green Celestial Empire dragon head set made of animal skin, find a way to put it on the other party's head, whoever is in the quilt is the [Dragon King], and then a group of shrimp and crabs are stacked together, twisting the crotch shaft......
Wang, who wanted to write down the city a moment ago, just wants to wash his eyes at the moment.
It's so spicy!
Is it because I'm not dirty enough that I don't fit in with you?
If my city is full of filth, it will be destroyed. Fortunately, when it was originally set, just like the key parts of "Attack on Titan" were blank, there was no such setting as shrimp, crab, and fish, otherwise I really don't know what to do.
A few filths that were frolicking were suddenly received the bad news that the lord's favorability had decreased, and they immediately wailed.
Continuing on, you can see a pair of lobster dogs kissing women passionately...... Well, the shrimp guns and shrimp whiskers on their shrimp heads are stuck in each other and are calling for help.
Hmph! Well deserved!
In the next second, only an angry shout was heard, and a celestial civet cat man chased out of [faint sadness] with a rolling pin, and forced an erha who stole ham into the corner of the alley, beating his nose and face to be swollen.
"I'll let you eat it! I'll let you eat it! I'll spit it out. ”
"I don't!" the husky dog man had just finished shouting very backbonely, and was stunned to find that the meat in his mouth had fallen because of his shouting......
I didn't eat the meat, and I kept beating and screaming "Alaska boss save me!"
At the entrance of the alley, two big white dogs surrounded by a bunch of cat people whistled, indicating that they didn't know the foolish goods in the alley.
Wang Hao held his forehead, to be precise, his own face armor.
Hemp eggs!
Why didn't anyone come to destroy them humanely?
Walking all the way down, I suddenly saw a group of players triumphant.
The streets here are full of "jingle bell!" Christmas music, and the group of comic people are scattered red paper all over the street, while beating gongs and drums, trumpets and suona, a certain high school champion's momentum.
Looking at the sixteen people carrying the sedan chair, it was a yellow sea urchin man wrapped in black thorns.
I saw a big sign behind the big sedan chair that read: [Today's number one bomb (interstellar group pet)].
If it's pure fun, forget it, these players also professionally made a notice board with fluorescent algae, and you can see the big words written on it a hundred meters away: [Kill 5 corpse witches, 1 skeleton giant, 119 skeleton soldiers, and die 5 times!]
Not only list how many enemies are killed each time, but also KDA!
KDA is a value that reflects a player's game level, and the higher the KDA value, the higher the player's level. KDA is a value calculated according to a certain ratio of Kill, Death and Assist, and its formula is (K+A)/D, and 3 is normal under normal circumstances.
The KDA of this [interstellar group pet] is as high as 25 of the heartbreak!
Interestingly, even if you are the same sea urchin person, the efficiency of blowing it up is very different.
The kill list at the back of this board is a good reflection of today's sea urchin players.
It means that the cattle man has come out, and the big guys are watching it.
Wang Hao couldn't laugh or cry.
He got the biological drawings of the special class of sea urchins from the old dragon, which originally meant to take care of the vulnerable (self-detonating demons who lost their lives).
It's a bit of a sour thing to be by them now.
Sure enough, where there are people, there is paste.
However, players who can be sea urchins are the ones with the lowest basic attributes in reality. A guy who is obese simply because he is lazy is not qualified to be a sea urchin person. So it's not that the bottom 5% is taken care of, and the bottom 5%-10% is reduced to the new bottom.
This part of the people can get a better gaming experience through their own efforts.
Seeing a group of sea urchin players being praised as big stars by the players who took advantage of them, Wang Hao smiled and took the guards into a branch road.
Walking slowly, I came to the training ground unconsciously.
It must be said that there are all kinds of players.
At a time like Christmas, there are actually new national service lobster players who are practicing slashing in the training ground.
"You have to follow your own body structure! You are lobsters, no bones, and your carapace limits the space for you to make a knife, you need to know your limits through continuous training, and exercise your pincers to cooperate with your own [Shun Chop]!"
On the high platform, the figure commanding fifty lobster players was familiar.
Ellerstin?
Wang Hao almost forgot about it.
When Miss Ya Xuan saw that it was Wang Hao, her whole body stiffened and became very unnatural. Seeing that Wang Hao didn't seem to have any intention of leaving, she shouted: "You go on, the lord has something to do with me." No one is allowed to be lazy, otherwise you won't want to finish this training after I know it!"
"Yes......" the players replied with a little shudder.
Wang Hao, who had not planned to do anything, suddenly saw the pleading eyes cast by Ellerstin.
Wang Hao, who was a little curious, followed her into the instructor's lounge of the training ground. Wang Hao found that this place was very simple, and there was only Ellerstin alone.
As soon as he entered, Ellerstin closed the door, and then consciously leaned down on the table, pulling up the back of his samurai uniform, revealing the smooth, rounded bronze northern and southern hemispheres.
You can clearly see how beautiful the curve is.
Wang Hao was almost blinded by the T-shaped flash.
"You ......" he was about to lash out when he was interrupted by Ellerstine.
"Master, I know!" she lowered her voice, her head lowered.
You know that?
"I know the master doesn't like me and has come to kick my ass!"
Damn! I'm not that bored!
"I don't ask for anything, just that I don't leave shoes printed on the hem of my samurai uniform. I've been disgraced in front of my compatriots, and I just beg my master to let me maintain the last bit of dignity in front of the 'players'. ”
“......”
It seems that this funny female black skin was really bullied by her former subordinates.
Wang Hao raised his head and loudly sent a message to the guards outside the door: "Ayi, except for Ellerstin, all the living dark elves are thrown to the training ground, and if they don't fight with the player for a hundred games, they won't be reinstated, if they are killed by the player, then they will die." ”
"Understood!"
Here, Ellerstin turned her head in surprise, and suddenly she saw a black boot from far to near.
The next second, she was kicked in the ass again.
Juli made her whole person printed on the wall in a large font, and she could barely pick it out......
"For some reason, I just wanted to kick you!"