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"Today's audience, you are here, and we have prepared an easter egg session for you today. After the performance of a couple of newcomers, the host came to the stage and said: "Next, I invite our special guest, Mr. Ma Xiaochen, to bring us a stand-up comedy "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup". ”

"Oh my God, it's not April Fool's Day, is it?"

"Wow!

"Impossible!"

"Are we in the wrong place?"

"What's this, maybe it's the same name and surname!"

"How can there be cross talk with the same name and surname, isn't it a master who came here to talk about stand-up?"

When the audience heard the host's words, they all didn't believe it, and they all thought they had heard it wrong, until Ma Xiaochen walked up to the stage in a coat.

"Yes, it's really the Ma Xiaochen you think, you guessed it, you're disappointed, right?" Ma Xiaochen heard the audience's discussion backstage, so he said to everyone as soon as he came on stage.

"Haha!"

"Not disappointed!"

"Not disappointed at all, we were pleasantly surprised!"

"Ma Xiaochen, I love you!"

The audience laughed, and the young girls shouted loudly.

"I love you too!"

Ma Xiaochen said and made a heart-to-heart gesture, and then saw someone giving a gift, and hurriedly refused: "Little sister, you gave me something, what should I do when the main lord comes?"

"No, I just gave it to you. A fashionably dressed young woman replied with a smile.

"Little sister, although you lied to me, I am still very happy to hear it, but the avatar of your pillow, if it weren't for Xiao Yueyue, then I would be even happier!"

"Haha!"

Ma Xiaochen said and showed the pillow to the audience, and after the audience laughed, he continued: "But I can keep this, the house in my hometown has been in disrepair for a long time and no one dares to live in it, so put it there just to ward off evil spirits." ”

"Smack!"

"Haha!"

"Thank you, thank you for the applause and laughter, this is your recognition of me, and at the same time let me understand a truth. Ma Xiaochen paused when he said this, and then deliberately put on a very handsome pose, and continued: "Speaking of cross talk does not have to rely on appearance, it can be said that you can talk about cross talk if you are handsome." ”

"Haha!"

"Okay, let's get down to business, I originally wanted to listen to cross talk today, but I was caught by Mr. Guo, so I didn't have any preparations, so I will tell you a little story. ”

"If you want to listen, you will be tired of sitting here for a while, if you don't want to listen, then you can only endure it, because my little story is still very long, you can't squat in the toilet for half an hour!"

"Haha!"

"Speaking of the cross talk industry, the two people who stepped down just now said that they were elementary school students, then I am at most at the kindergarten level, and it is also at the level of a small class, so I can only dare to tell you a small story now. ”

"When did this story take place? Actually, it's not very far, maybe 700 years ago, ...... said."

Since Ma Xiaochen came on stage, the audience has not stopped laughing, so Ma Xiaochen spoke for more than half an hour.

"Thank you, thank you, and thank you Mr. Guo for giving me this opportunity, I didn't expect to talk for so long, and I'm really sorry to delay everyone's time. Ma Xiaochen finally began to bow and thank the audience seriously, and then walked backstage.

"Bang Bang!"

"One more!"

Although Ma Xiaochen walked off the stage, the applause of the audience did not stop, and they began to send Ma Xiaochen a basket of returning flowers.

"This ......"

Guo Degang was also very embarrassed when he saw this, Ma Xiaochen is not an actor of the Deyun Club, it would be good for people to say a paragraph, but now the audience is too enthusiastic, and this flower basket is about to fill the stage.

"Teacher Guo, why don't I go sing a song?" Ma Xiaochen took the initiative to say when he saw this.

It's okay to say a cross talk, although he still has a lot of stock in his stomach, but if he wants to say it again, he feels that he has the intention of smashing the scene, so he decided to return to sing a song.

"Okay! I'm sorry for you, big nephew. When Guo Degang heard this, he even changed his name, and directly called his eldest nephew.

In fact, if Guo Degang and Teacher Yu went up, they would be able to calm the field, but Ma Xiaochen gave face was another matter, so he was also very happy.

"What's the trouble, you call me the eldest nephew, then help your uncle, isn't that also the right thing to do!" Ma Xiaochen followed with a polite word, and then turned to Yue Yunpeng and said, "Little Brother Yue, get me an erhu!"

"I'll bring it to you. When Xiao Yueyue heard this, he stepped aside and took the erhu for Ma Xiaochen.

"Then I'll go up first. Seeing this, Ma Xiaochen said to Guo Degang.

"Go!" Guo Degang nodded when he heard this, and said to Ma Xiaochen with a smile.

No matter how many polite words you say, it is not as good as helping at a critical moment, so Lao Guo didn't say anything.

"Thank you, for supporting me so much and encouraging me, I didn't expect that I would be able to return to the scene when I said cross talk. After Ma Xiaochen came to the front desk, he first bowed to the audience and thanked him, and then continued: "But the cross talk is really gone, why don't I sing a song to everyone?"

"Good!"

"Haha! Thank you for your understanding! Actually, I didn't have any preparation for today's song, so I can only give you a song on the spot. ”

"Good!"

"We love what you sing!"

"Love you, Momoda!"

"I didn't expect so many people to show their love to me this time, which made me embarrassed! I love you too......" Xiao Yueyue deliberately pretended to be shy as soon as he came on stage, and laughed at the audience.

"Wow!" the audience heard this, and hurriedly spoke together.

"Haha! Thank you for recognizing me, in fact, I was quite curious at first, my appearance is so high, why can I also say cross talk, I didn't expect Xiaochen to be the same today, I thought you were only for me! It's really a little sad!" Xiao Yueyue handed the erhu to Ma Xiaochen and continued to say shamelessly.

"Wow!"

"Brother Yue, don't go, can you stay and dance with me?" Ma Xiaochen saw that Yue Yunpeng was about to step down, so he hurriedly opened his mouth to stop him.

"Brother, are you serious? I, dance with you? I'm so popular, are you going to die?" Yue Yunpeng said, pointing to his nose.

"Yes, little brother, although you are very popular, you are not as handsome as me. If you don't want to jump alone, you can also call Mr. Sun up, so that no one will say that you can't dance well. Ma Xiaochen immediately responded.

"That's a good idea. Yue Yunpeng deliberately rolled his eyes when he heard this, and then shouted loudly: "Teacher Sun, Teacher Sun is not here, if you are not there, you squeak!"

"I'm not here!" Sun Yue replied loudly when he heard this.

"Teacher Sun, come out quickly, it's good to find you. Xiao Yueyue hurriedly continued to shout.

"You don't lie to me, you dance with me with my body, I'm afraid I won't be able to get off. Sun Yue immediately responded.

"Oh, don't embarrass Mr. Sun if he doesn't want to, but you can't go. Seeing this, Ma Xiaochen said. 14 I want to talk about "Variety Show is King" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find a confidant~