"It's a shame, the host has a heavy taste!"

“…… The sun, the obscene system, the upright host don't know what you're talking about. ”

"Pretend, keep pretending, I don't believe you don't know. ”

"Of course I don't know, my nickname is honest and reliable Xiao Langjun, who never lies. ”

"Little Langjun, you just wave, one day the waves will wash you away and then a group of sharks swim over, that sour, tsk......"

"What are you doing here, do you want to give me a fish therapy......?"

"The host is a little crazy!"

"It's not your fault, I used to be very modest, I would blush when people praised me for being handsome, but now I can't, you just say that I am the most handsome person in the world, I don't change my face and my heart doesn't beat. ”

"Isn't that dead?"

"It's just an analogy, have you ever been to school, do you know what an analogy is?"

"I haven't been on it but I've played squared.,That guy just under-beaten.,Pretending to be forced in front of me with a flat head all day long.,Make yourself like a red ei soldier.,I'm still Yagami An.。 ”

"Hey, hey, hey, it's messed up, the Red Guards are in the Iron Fist, and the Yagami Nunnery is in the King of Fighters. ”

"All boxers in the world are family!"

"It seems to have a little bit of meaning. ”

"Hey, forget it if you agree, can you not add a few words!"

"What, poked you in the heart?"

", I'm a system, I don't need that thing!"

"It's so pitiful, as a system, you can never feel the joy of reproduction, I really feel sorry for you!"

"Haha, you're too naïve, host, as a system, I'm hermaphroditic!"

"I'll go, I really envy you, I don't have to chase girls, I don't have to marry a wife, I don't have to pay a bride price, I don't have to buy a house, I don't have to think about women's feelings, I'll go, I envy you for the first time in my life!"

"Envy, jealousy, aren't you too?"

"Don't be funny, how can I be as coquettish as you?"

"Don't you use your hands a lot?"

“…… You're spying on me!"

"It's obviously looking at it in the open!"

"Shameless! obscene! shameless!"

"A manly man, if you do it, you won't be afraid of people knowing!"

"You can know that you can know, you can watch it, but you didn't pay it, there is no free lunch in the world, and there is no free LU film~"

"Is there less for you, it's hundreds of millions of dollars!"

"Sounds a little weird!"

"yes, I feel weird, that's right, that's what I mean, the host's mind is really full of eroticism, beast!"

"Hey, you're on the body of a beast, aren't you a beast of beasts?"

"It seems to make some sense!"

"Hey, if you agree, you agree, can you not add a few words? I'm a college graduate!"

"Poof, do you want to laugh at me to inherit my ant flower?

"Why is the junior college not a university, you are discriminating, as a brilliant system, how can you be so unpositive energy? I am seriously disappointed in you!"

"Originally, it was, junior colleges are some garbage universities on the garbage that can't be admitted to the undergraduate, and those garbage are scumbags, usually except for popping and popping. ”

"What the hell is Kakaka?"

"Swipe the card to get on the machine!"

"You're cheating!But there seems to be a little bit of truth in what you said, it's true, that's how I came from high school, but isn't it the same for undergraduates now?"

"This is a high-level scientific question about when to do something! Can you smoke in high school, you can smoke in college, and it has become a daily necessity when you go to class, and if you don't know how to smoke, you can't go up! This is when to do something, if you do it early or later, you may become a freak in the eyes of people!"

"You mean that undergraduates must be better than junior colleges?"

"Nonsense, of course, in my eyes, undergraduates are college students, you are all copycats! Of course, if you have to say that copycat mobile phones are also mobile phones, then I have nothing to say, I despise you, because your level is too lo!"

"Then why is it that I, a college student, have been given a bull fork system that undergraduates can't get? Isn't it as good as me? Ask the representative of the opposing side to answer the positive question. ”

"Positive, I think this is a small probability event, you can't decide the general direction, just like if you look ugly, it doesn't mean everyone is ugly!"

"Am I ugly?"

"You're ugly!"

"I'm Nima, I'm super handsome, are you blind?"

"Please cite the evidence!"

"Dig the groove, my girlfriend oh not ex-girlfriend, Wang Qian, beautiful, right?"

"Well, yes, don't talk about character, I like it!"

"It's good to admit it, we're talking about appearance, if someone is so beautiful, can his boyfriend be bad?"

"It's called a flower stuck in cow dung!"

“……”

"Please continue to cite evidence, no more?"

"Yes! When I go out, a lot of women look at me. ”

"That's a delusion, and a personal delusion can't be used as evidence, and the court won't accept it. ”

"There are a lot of people who praise me for being handsome!"

"Whoever called him over must not know you. ”

"I don't know me, how can I be called handsome?"

"This is called heartfelt praise, and those who know you are white lies. ”

"Okay, I'm ugly, I'm ugly!"

"Congratulations on finally finding your niche!"

"Let's break up!"

"Really?"

"Fake!"

"I knew you couldn't bear me!"

"Spit on!"

Chen Tianhao looked at his mobile phone and was stunned: "I'll go, I chatted with you for forty minutes unconsciously, you are actually deliberately wasting my time, system, you actually want to trick me! I trust you so much!"

"It's the host wasting my time, and I'm about to sleep. ”

"Sleep, sleep you, pig's head!"

After Chen Tianhao finished speaking, the mobile phone rang, it was Jiang Ziqi's phone.

"Mr. Chen, have you seen the news?"

Jiang Ziqi was in a hurry.

"Look, it's sudden, I can't believe it, I can't look at it directly!"

"Me too, I really didn't expect Director Jiang to be such a person, I have always admired him very much before, alas!"

"It's not too late to move fans, and some people are righteous on the surface but are actually evil. ”

"Yes, it's really unpredictable!

The decline of a director only affects himself, and the film market is still as bright as ever!"

"So what do we do next?"

"Wait for my call!"

"Okay!"

After hanging up the phone, Chen Tianhao decided to because the feeling came!

So, he took a roll of paper and walked into the bathroom, opened the toilet lid, lifted the mat, and squatted down.

Soon, a pillar fell into the water like a green snake!

Yesterday it was gruel! Today it's fritters!

Life is like, you never know what shape it will be next time.

Your liquid is like the blue of dreams, and when you drink it, you will faint!

——Holding the world

(End of chapter)