Chapter 296: Immortal Thoughts

Then a trembling hand stretched out from below and leaned on the stone where Li Yao was sitting, and then a head with fluffy hair came out of the ground and got into the hem of Li Yao's skirt, shouting in a daze: "Why is it so dark, is it already night? Have I been drunk for seven or eight hours?"

Li Yao flew up and kicked him to the ground.

"Hey, why did you hit me...... Alas, my head, ah......" This confused voice is Ji Ao.

He pressed his forehead with one hand, and released his shirt with one hand to reveal his chest, he hadn't woken up from his hangover yet, but as soon as he heard this kind of topic, he immediately rushed to interject, and chattered endlessly: "I know Jin Ying best, he finally got rid of Yan'er, a fart worm, and now he must be under the moon before Lu Qinghua, flying with wings, Lang is in love, and sharing the same bed......"

Li Yao squinted her eyes angrily and asked him, "Do you still know how to wake up?"

Ji Ao staggered and sat beside Li Yao, squeezed her, and leaned into her face with a sad face: "Li Yao, I'm so uncomfortable, help me massage...... I feel so uncomfortable, come, help me press this...... We also learn from Jin Hotaru and Lu Qing......"

I only heard a loud "bang", Ji Ao was pressed under a big stone, and the monsters who passed by all talked about him and pointed at him: "See? I heard that in the human world, wives can beat their own men casually." ”

"Really, it's terrible, isn't it?"

"Oh, look, he's bleeding, it's pathetic. ”

"My fifth child also said that he wanted to go to the human world to have a long experience, that place is really terrible, I still went back to persuade him not to go, in case I met such a woman there, how would I live the rest of my life. ”

"yes, yes, that's my own man, how can I do it. ”

"Alas, what a pitiful, pathetic......"

Li Yao stood there with his hands crossed on his hips, and roared angrily at these monsters and gods who didn't know the truth: "Don't talk nonsense here, who is his wife!"

When the monsters saw her as a tigress, they all laughed and dispersed, such a rare episode was enough for them to talk after dinner for many days.

"How long have I been asleep?" Ji Ao dived to the ground, popping his head out near the big rock, and was hit by Li Yao with a stone, he was much more awake.

"Five whole days! Didn't you say you had a good amount of alcohol!" Yan'er was very satisfied with his scandal, and had already decided to go back to Lidan City to make a big splash, and now it excitedly took it out to hit Ji Ao, looking forward to seeing his expression of loss and regret.

"It seems that I still overestimate myself and compete with the man of God...... Alas...... "I didn't expect Ji Ao to just sigh lightly.

Li Yao didn't want to hit Ji Ao. In order to bet, he drank to death, no matter how much he usually looked down on Ji Ao's behavior and character, but he didn't care about life and death for his friends, Li Yao was really moved, so she comforted him gently: "You have done your best, he is a god, it is normal that you can't fight him." ”

"Fortunately, he still agreed......" Ji Ao looked at Yan'er thoughtfully.

That immortal seemed to care about Yan'er very much, even if he had any grievances with Suzaku in the past, he must have seen a lot of Suzaku birds, but his attitude towards Yan'er was too strange, right?

Yan'er was arrogant and ignorant and cheeky and said: "It's not because I scared him that he obediently agreed, hum, now I know who is the most powerful." ”

"Don't expect him to help us out, he can help us come up with ideas, it's good to send us away afterwards. Green Mountain...... Alas, let's take one step at a time......" Ji Ao sat down and breathed a long sigh of relief, he rubbed his temples vigorously with his hands as he spoke, it seemed that his head still hurt very much.

"After all, we still see hope. Li Yao smiled and comforted everyone, "At least we have done our best, even if we can't get the elixir, we won't regret it." ”

"That's right......" Ji Ao sat quietly with a rare few words, not knowing where he got a cigarette from, so he lit it on the flame, thinking about things, and smoking without a sip.

Yan'er jumped on the heads of the two: "Will you be able to go home soon? I still have several new games to play." And the cartoon, I don't know how many episodes have been broadcast? I wonder how the fox is doing now?"

"It's almost ......" Ji Ao threw the cigarette butt to the ground and extinguished it with his foot.

"Hey, uncle, have you seen our great, selfless, kind, and respected gods?" he asked, grabbing a passing god.

"Great selfless, kind and respected god?hahahaha, it's really funny, it really laughs at me...... Did you hear that?hahaha, what do these monsters from the human world say about the great gods...... The god blinked for a long time before he realized who he was looking for, and while pointing him in the right direction, he clutched his stomach and laughed, and then left Ji Ao and them to find someone else to promote the "joke" he had just heard.

"It seems that this guy is not loved by everyone at all. Ji Ao shrugged at Li Yao as he walked. The group of monster gods behind him were repeating the "title" and laughing, and it was estimated that it would not be long before the entire mountain knew about it.

"You guys are so bold," the god man poured another glass of wine for Ji Ao, "it's the first time in so many years that I've heard of someone trying to hit that woman...... Let me think about it, that was many years ago, she chased a few sneaky immortals into the mountains for thousands of miles, and finally she beat them all away. You're just a clamander, and you're so bold?"

"Me, me too, didn't ...... Can't help it...... Hey, man, honestly, do you have a way to help us? If there is, don't hide it, take it, take it out! Otherwise, I, I'll be caught by her accidentally, and I'll say to her, yes, you told me to go!" Ji Ao burped, his face was flushed, this time, this demon god did not fight to drink, but Ji Ao still quickly showed that he was not enough to drink.

"You damn you really have a bad stomach!hahahaha......" The god laughed and slapped Ji Ao on the wine jar, and then reached out and picked him up, "Don't be too greedy, there is still a lot of wine, hey, why do you hold the jar and drink alone!"

Ji Ao picked up the wine jar and shook it, squinting his eyes and pouring wine for the gods: "You said, can you help with this?"

The man of God gave him a categorical look: "No, didn't you say okay, I only give you ideas, and I don't want to help." You don't want to think about it, if I really fight with Wu Luo, then it's not messed up, isn't it?"

"Hehe, you can't beat her, right?"

The man of the gods was scarred, and jumped up in anger: "How could I not beat her......? Don't you know that a good man can't stand up to a lot of people?"

"It's not obvious that I've been bullied by others, but now I'm scared......" Ji Ao muttered quietly, and the god man buckled a wine jar on his head.

Ji Ao sneered and poked out half of his head from the wine jar: "If you really have the ability, help me find the elixir, what kind of anger will you take me." I'll give you an idea, you go and steal all the elixirs she collected, and then eat them all in one go, if you can't eat them alone, we will help you eat them, and make her angry to death, what do you think? Is it enough to relieve hatred?"

"It's true to eat you to death!" the man raised his hand to hit him, and Ji Ao immediately retracted the wine jar around his neck, like an amphibian with a shell on his head. The man of the gods withdrew his hand and sighed and sat down, tilting his head and taking a long sip of wine.

"Dude, tell me the truth, don't you really help with this? We've known each other for so many days. Ji Ao took out his impermeable cheekiness and put his arm on the shoulder of this god, looking very affectionate.

"You're really a scoundrel...... the god man sighed helplessly, "It's not that I don't want to help you, I'm really only able to come up with ideas, not make a move." ”

"Do you want to or can't?" Ji Ao still asked unwillingly.

The man of the gods didn't answer again, he just drank the wine in his hand, and said angrily, "If you don't need me to make an idea, your friend's mana will be cultivated again, so you might as well go back." ”

"If you don't want to help, just say it! I don't know who lost to me!" Ji Ao also took one gulp, and poured the wine from the wine jar.

"Who lost to you, you say come and listen!"

"I can't drink it myself, isn't it called losing if I admit defeat?"

"I pity you, I'm afraid you'll drink to death!"

"Who drinks to death is not certain!"

"Come again!"

"Drink it!"

The two of you and I fought together again, Li Yao quietly walked out, she really had nothing to say about Ji Ao's boldness, not only dared to drink with the gods, but also dared to call each other brothers, maybe this Han Qi didn't have the nerve of "fear" in his head at all.

She walked into the courtyard, stretched out her arms, and let out a long sigh. Success or failure depends on whether the man of God is willing to help. It would be nice if he really drank and lost to Ji Ao, so that he could be openly asked to fulfill his promise.

But he obviously deliberately admitted defeat, and if he was asked to fulfill his promise, it would be difficult to speak.

"Alas......" Li Yao felt that if she sighed like this all day long, she would definitely be much older when she returned to the human world.

On this day, the God-men still did not give them promises and methods, but only told them not to be polite and stay here for a few more days.

When Ji arrogantly said that he would not be polite and would definitely live very comfortably and casually, the man of God called the lion Ngawang: "You don't have to watch the door these days, just keep an eye on that Han Qi for me." ”

And they lived here five or six days of peace. In the past few days, the gods have either been looking for Ji Ao to drink until Ji Ao is drunk, or he is going to mess with his flowers and trees, and no one is allowed to approach.

It seems that this god man seems to have something on his mind, but Li Yao speculates that it will definitely not be caused by their arrival. After all, with just the three of them, it seems that they don't have the capital to annoy God-men.

On this day, when the bored Li Yao and Yan'er were picking up stones on the ground, discussing the topic of how many roasted whole pigs these stones could be exchanged for in the human world, the red-faced bird-beaked monster I saw last time hurriedly walked over: "The great god invites you to come over." ”

Li Yao looked at Ji Ao who came out of nowhere beside her, nodded and followed. She felt that her palms were a little sweaty, and she turned her face to look at Ji Ao, but saw that he was still shaking his shoulders, looking like a hanger, which made her feel a little relieved at this time.

The man of God was half-seated and half-lying on the top of a towering tree.

There are few such towering trees on this mountain, and sitting there has everything about this mountain in full view. Seeing that he was not holding the wine jar in his hand, Li Yao and Ji Ao were a little surprised.

Ji Ao "quietly" lay in Li Yao's ear, and said in a "whisper" that could be heard twenty meters away: "Look at it, he is actually the same as me, if it weren't for the drunken headache, he would definitely be holding the wine jar today." ”

The man of God flew up and kicked him off the tree.

"You take care of your spirits first, and I'll send you to Qingyao Mountain when you go back. The man of God had thought about this many times in the past few days, and finally felt that he should pretend that he didn't know anything, and let the group of three leave quickly.

When the time comes, if Wu Luo finds out, how to deal with them, she will do it herself. Thinking of this, I feel that I am a little villain, and I obviously said that I want to help others, but I am actually pushing out the trouble in a circle.