Chapter 1044: There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up "Two in One"
The people of the whole country looked confused, and the same is true of the celebrity group.
"I'll you, what's going on?" Xia Lan looked frightened.
"That's scary, isn't it?" Wang Ming said.
"Isn't this a ghost?" Zao Wou-Ki said.
"Mom, scare me!" He Yun said.
"Who is not, it scared me a lot!" Xu Li said.
"I'll go, how is this possible, how did he do it in front of everyone?" Liu Yun looked dazed, he couldn't understand how Xu Duan did it at all, just a volume, and then unfolded it, I didn't see him make any other moves at all, why did he suddenly change?
At this moment, almost everyone was frightened, because no one could figure out how Xu Duan did it, and the magic technique was so amazing that almost no one saw him make any special moves.
on TV.
on stage.
"Thank you. Xu Duan picked up the soft sister coin and showed it in front of everyone, only to see that the soft sister coin had become one in his hand, and it was not the kind of two that were stained together with glue, but the pure one was that the two became one, fifty on one side and one hundred, which was particularly scary.
"It's... How did you do that?" Lin Ying'er said with a confused look as she took the soft girl coin from Xu Duan's hand.
"Yes, how did you do it?" The night owl was also confused, he couldn't figure out how Xu Duan did it in front of him, you know, his hand has been pressing the corner of one of the soft sister coins, it stands to reason that this is completely impossible, how did he replace it?
"It's not scientific. Lin Yinger looked at it over and over with the soft girl coin, and muttered to the stage lights: "It doesn't look like a fake, but how to spend it together." ”
"Teacher Ke, do you still want such money?" Xu Duan saw that Lin Ying'er had almost checked it, so he took the soft girl coin back and asked Ke Zhilun, and the audience burst into laughter when they heard this.
"Yes!" Ke Zhilun suddenly said when he heard this, as long as it was a buddy, he wanted it.
"I'll go, Mr. Ke, how big a star are you, is it interesting to have such a little money and worry about me?" Xu Xuan suddenly looked dissatisfied when he heard this.
"How much money is also what I worked hard to earn, why don't I want it?" Ke Zhilun's nose almost crooked when he heard this, why don't you want it, buddy?
"Okay, so have you decided which one you want to keep for the second round of guessing performances? Xu Duan said pretending to be the host.
"I'll go, you still grab the lines after robbing Teacher Ke's money!" Lin Ying'er immediately protested when she heard this, what's the matter, you even want to grab the sisters' lines, don't you?
When the audience heard the conversation between the two, they burst into laughter instantly, and said that this grandson Zhen Nima lacks virtue, so I want to directly fool the past and skip the plot about the soft sister coin?
"Haha, why is this product so lacking in virtue, I want to skip Mr. Ke's money directly when I speak, haha!"
"Who said it wasn't, it's too lacking in morality!"
"It's just a lack of professionalism!"
"It's too similar to Xu Duan's grandson, so this can't really be Xu Duan, right?"
"It's possible, maybe Xu Xuan's grandson is really coming to the masked singer!"
"But I don't think it's likely!"
"How?"
"Don't believe me, I'll give you an analysis, how busy Xu Duan is now, the three books are being updated, I heard that it's still filming, and two TV series are starting filming at the same time, so what kind of busy do you have to be, and you still participate in the show, isn't that crazy? And you see how many chicken thieves there are, the first issue used high-pitched flaws and Henan dialect to fool the guessing panel into thinking that he was Chen Xiaoxia, and the second issue imitated Liu Zhao's voice to make people think he was Liu Zhao, and now he doesn't look like I am Xu Duan who does not hide his personal stage style at all, don't think about it, it must be an imitation of Xu Duan's stage style. ”
"yes, who the hell is he?"
"Then who knows to go. ”
"But whether it should be said that this thing imitates Xu Duan's stage style is really like, I even suspect that he is Xu Duan. ”
"Yes, the imitation is indeed too similar!"
……
on stage.
"Isn't it just one line, so stingy, I despise you. Xu Xuan said suddenly when he heard this.
"One line is also mine, do you think I'm so easy to bully like Teacher Ke? Let me tell you, I'm a Sanda champion!" Lin Ying'er said arrogantly.
"Then what do you want?" Xu asserted.
"Okay, have the jury decided which one to keep for the guessing performance? Lin Yinger said.
"Isn't that right? Xu asserted.
"Hey, this is a choice? What about my money? Don't you care?" Ke Zhilun was not satisfied when he heard this, what's the matter?
"Haha, Mr. Ke is in a hurry, haha. Wei Ling laughed.
"No, it's thousands of yuan, it's gone, haha!" Qin Feng said.
"This has touched our Teacher Ke's heart, hahaha!" Shi Yi said.
"Teacher Ke, I support you to go up and fight with him, hahaha. Zhao Lan'er said.
"Yes, fight with him!" Li Mengyun waved his fist.
on stage.
"Teacher Ke, why are you so persistent, isn't it just a few thousand yuan, and you should lose it, okay?" Xu Xuan said when he heard this.
"Why should I lose it? Ke Zhilun said.
"You still want this kind of money, and you can't spend it, can you?" Xu Duan said with the one hundred and fifty yuan that was connected together.
"I'll figure it out!" said Ke Zhilun.
"How can you figure out a way, you're not me, what's wrong with tearing up the flowers?" Xu asserted.
"Then you don't care. Ke Zhilun exhaled.
"Alas, Mr. Ke, I have to persuade you, the ancients said well, there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up. Xu Duan shook his head and sighed, looking like I was good for you.
Burst!
The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.
"Poofhaha, there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up haha!"
"This is a golden sentence, hahaha!"
"This Nima ancient people are angry when they hear it, haha!"
"The coffin board can't hold it hahaha!"
"The ancients: That Xu Xuan, come down and let's talk!Hahahaha!"
……
The group of stars is also laughing back and forth at this time.
"Hahahaha, Lao Ke, there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up, hahaha!" Wang Ming said with a laugh.
"Yes, Lao Ke, there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up, hahahaha!" He Yun also laughed.
"There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up, old Kehahahaha!" Zhao Wouji said.
"Lao Ke, if you meet such an unreasonable lord, your money will not come back, hahaha!" Liu Yun said.
"It's so unreasonable, even the words of the ancients are tampered with, Lao Ke, what else do you want, hahahaha!" Xu Li said.
"Old man, is it hard to lose money and feel distressed? It's been so long and I haven't seen a bubble, old man, come and talk about the acceptance speech, hahaha!" Xia Lan screamed and came out, and was about to shout Ke Zhilun to talk about the acceptance speech.
"Yes, Mr. Ke will come out and say the acceptance speech hahaha!" He Yun said.
"Teacher Ke, come out quickly, tell us about the award-winning experience, hahaha!" Wang Ming said.
"That's right, Lao Ke, don't have fun with that alone, let's talk about the acceptance speech, haha!" Liu Yundao.
……
A group of celebrities shouted Ke Zhilun and said his acceptance speech, not to mention how lively it was.
on TV.
on stage.
"Okay, guess has the jury made a decision now? Which one are you going to keep?" Lin Ying'er said after making a fuss for a while, of course she wouldn't think that Ke Zhilun really felt sorry for the 3,000 yuan or Xu Juan was really ready to get the 3,000 yuan, how obvious, who can be on this stage cares about the 3,000 yuan? Who can't count the appearance fee for 10,000 yuan? 3,000 yuan, are you embarrassed to discuss it as a serious matter? That must be for the effect of the show.
"After a collegiate discussion, we decided to keep this guy who looked a lot like Xu Xuan. Ke Zhilun stood up and pointed at Xu Xuandao.
"What do you call a guy? I have a name, you are so disrespectful, believe it or not, I really won't pay you back the three thousand yuan!" Xu Xuan was immediately dissatisfied when he heard this, but as soon as he said his name, the audience immediately burst into laughter, everyone still clearly remembered that he was born to be handsome in the first game with someone, not to mention how shameless his strength was.
"Please start your show. "Ke Zhilun doesn't accept the goods at all, how obvious is it, let him fight with himself again, his handsomeness is innate, others can't learn it?
After the guessing panel decided to leave Xu Xuan, Lin Yinger and the night owl retired from the stage.
The stage lights are dimmed.
A beam of light hit Xu Duan's body.
Music plays.
Xu Duan immediately wagged his head and tail and swayed to the music.
I planted a seed
Finally the fruit grows
Today is a great day
Pick the star and give it to you
Pull down the moon and give it to you
Let the sun rise for you every day
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Chopsticks Brothers' "Little Apple", written and composed by Wang Taili, the propaganda song of the movie Old Boy's Raptors Crossing the River, in 14 years, the song won the Best International Pop Music Award of the Year in the United States, and the Mnet Asian Music China Most Popular Song Award.
When this song first came out, no one said it was a divine comedy, but when did it become a divine comedy? After the square dance with the writhing of the uncle and aunt swept the country, it was said that it became popular.
In recent years, there has been a particularly strange phenomenon in the republic, that is, the song is fire, it is often installed in the name of the Divine Comedy, and is despised by many people and says lo, as if such a song cannot be heard, even after Zhao Lei's Chengdu became popular last year, it was once called the Divine Comedy by many people, and Chengdu's so literary and young things are also called the Divine Comedy, anyway, it seems that in those people's mouths, as long as it is popular, as long as it is popular, it must be that the Divine Comedy is not good.
But in the past, it wasn't like this, in the past, every song that could be popular all over the country was praised by people, and it was all very powerful, and it was all the godfather and godmother who could sing such a popular work, but why did it become like this now? In fact, to put it bluntly, it is just profit, but you are popular, I will push you to the Divine Comedy, just say you lo, and let the audience think your song is bad.
Just like the fate of another square dance song "The Most Dazzling National Style", the most dazzling national style just came out in 09 years, at that time, no one said it lo, no one said it soil, no one even said it, why? Because it is not popular, when did some people start to say that it is lo, when it became popular, suddenly it became lo, suddenly it became as if it was unsightly, in fact, how did such a result really happen? To put it bluntly, the word profit has been completely summarized, because they are too popular, so some people are in a hurry, but they can't do it in a hurry, so how many people repeat it every day? What should I do?
After some people did this, coupled with some neighborhood disputes caused by the popularity of square dancing, this song was suddenly not popular, and some people who followed the trend and did good deeds, it seemed as if it was a shame to listen to this song in minutes, in fact, how can there be any difference between good and bad songs and bad soil? To put it bluntly, it is still the people's heart, and if the people's heart is broken, all songs will be bad.
on stage.
You're my little apple
I can't love you enough
The little red face warms my heart
Light the fire of my life
Fire fire fire
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Xu sang happily with his head wagging and tail shaking, can he not be elated? This song is coupled with "The Most Dazzling National Style", alas, oh my god, he will have to be crowned the king of square dancing in a few minutes, what a glory is that? I promise to make those guys who hack him cry, let the girl stay up all night and say bad things about him, and see if they can't sleep and cry in the future!
Of course, the audience doesn't know about these now, and they still have a lot of discussions with that.
"Ouch, why did he completely change his style today?"
"That's it, it's not funny. ”
"Who said it wasn't, it's all to blame on those shameless goods, why do you say it's okay for you to be a black family?"
"But I don't want to say it, this song sounds really good. ”
"It sounds good, I've already come down!"
"Me too, it's really good. ”
"It's really good. ”
……
To be honest, if the Divine Comedy is not good to listen to and popular, but if it can become popular nationwide, it must definitely be catchy and particularly good.
The audience listened to the discussion and said that it was very good, but if they knew what the result of this song would be after it was born, they would probably have to cry, because this Nima is too lacking in virtue, how can such a song lacking virtue be popular in the world?
There is something going on these days, and as soon as I finished writing, more than 4,000 words will not be divided into chapters.
(End of chapter)