961 Absurd funeral
Takayama sucked a cigarette in his mouth, his hands resting on the bench, and his facial muscles stiffened.
Suddenly he was forcibly kissed, and he was tongue-kissed by a bandaged weirdo.
Yes, he endured. Anyway, at least a mother. A woman, no matter how ugly she looks, is a woman after all.
However, why was it kissed, a low male voice came from the opposite side, "Lao Tie, are you energetic?"
Gao Shan burst into tears, this heroic spirit actually has the ability to 'turn sexually after kissing with the opposite sex'!
Scarlet is now a man, Scarlet is now a man, Scarlet is now a man.
He kissed himself, he kissed himself, he kissed himself.
I'm not a, I'm not a, I'm not a.
Oh my brigade mage association.
Takayama feels that he will be a physical shadow for short-haired women from now on, because you don't know what beast is hiding under her/his clothes.
Scarlet put away the psionic cloak, and the experiment is almost over, and the parts that have not yet been developed are left for the battle, compared to experiments or training, Scarlet is better at learning in combat.
The cups of the actual combat school, practice a thousand times or fight a fight.
"How do you fight?" Scarlet sat down beside Gao Shan Meng, "Does that kid still have contact with you?" "·····" Talking, dumb you" "I want to be quiet" "Who is Jingjing?" "She's your real mother" "?" "Child, it's time to tell you the truth" "What?" "Come, hug Daddy" "Nyima, you take advantage of me?!" "····· Are you really a man?" "Didn't you go to the toilet with me just now? right over there in the woods" "I want to gouge out my eyes right now" "Actually····· It doesn't matter if I'm male or female. I'm a man and we're friends. If I were a woman, we would still be good friends" "There is no pure friendship between men and women" "Buddy tastes a little heavy" "Scarlet" "En?" "You tell me the truth, she is actually a beauty" "No, it's generally on the top····· It's okay to be in shape, double D" Scarlet put his hand on his chest and made a semi-circle round-trip movement, "I'll tell you about that pair of ······"
There never seems to be a shortage of topics between men and men, especially when it comes to women.
'It's weird, what's wrong with this sense of betrayal?' Scarlet muttered to himself, why did he feel inexplicably cool when he talked about women with another man?
The two of them sat on the bench and kept blowing until dark, and if they weren't hungry, they would probably be able to talk until the next morning.
A fast-food restaurant is full of junk food.
Scarlet wiped the greasy on his hands, "I'm full, what's the arrangement for the night?" "Take a walk in the nightclub?" "Let's get started!" "Let's go!"
On the dance floor, men and women writhe their bodies and vent to the beat of the music.
After Takayama entered the store, he grabbed Scarlet who was doing warm-up activities and squeezed all the way to the dance floor.
In the middle of the dance floor, accompanied by deafening music, whistles and cheers, stage DJs raised their index fingers and shouted "Dry me up!"
Takayama patted DJ on the shoulder and pouted out.
DJ nodded, took off the headset and threw it to the person next to him, who skillfully brought the headset to take over his work.
The three of them walked out of the nightclub, and Takayama lit a cigarette for himself, and then lit one for DJ as well.
"???" is the second monk is confused, isn't it hi?
Also, this DJ, isn't he a little old? The lights were too dazzling to see clearly before, but now it looks like this guy is forty-five years old, and his body is good enough, and he can still DJ when he is old.
"Meet you, Gatten" Gao Shan Meng introduced "Gertain Radken Xiubein" "People from the Xiubein family?" The scarlet spirit was instantly highly concentrated, and the killing intent surged.
"Please take care of us when we meet for the first time" Gattain took off his sunglasses and smiled with a gentlemanly demeanor.
The main house of Hubein.
The grand and solemn funeral ceremony, the death of the current head of the family and the first heir, shrouded this splendid mansion in a cloud of sorrow.
Moreover, it is said that the body of the first heir, Yuya Mirimit Shubai, has not even been found, and now the coffin is nothing more than a clothed mound.
"Hasn't the priest arrived yet?" Cleusius pale, "I hope that my father and sister's souls can rest in peace soon" "It's already here" The maid whispered, "Let them come in through the back door" "Then announce the funeral begins" Cleusus slowly lowered his head, covered his face in pain, and whispered "Father····· Yuya ·····"
Li Sa stood in the distance with a black face, he was really an acting school, and he didn't go to acting in movies. This is more energetic than last night, talking to himself about what will happen to the Hubein family after the victory in the Holy Grail War, and now it has become as if he has not slept for three days, looking like he is going to die, and he has a face of grief because of the loss of his loved ones.
The priest, wearing round-rimmed glasses thicker than the bottom of a wine bottle, held a Bible in his arms, and walked tremblingly to the two coffins.
“····· Here he rests······ Return to the Lord's Arms······" The priest read the eulogy in a low and slow voice that made people drowsy.
"Knock knock" "Knock knock" "Knock knock!"
Inside the pitch-black coffin, there was a sound of tapping on the wooden board!
Everybody's stupid, what the hell? Resurrection from the dead? Actors inside? Rats?
"Touch!" the lids of the two coffins flew high and then smashed to the ground.
Two dark shadows burst out of the coffin.
"Sapru Ace (surprise), Madefak!" Scarlet to the left, Takayama to the right, cheering.
Everybody's stupid, what is this? April Fool's Day?
Cleus's eyes were bleeding, and he couldn't figure out how these two got into the coffin.
After a brief moment of surprise, Cleusius rushed out of the crowd and roared like an angry lion·····, "You have gone too far! Oops, is the coffin empty?" the priest touched his thick round-rimmed glasses, "Since there is not even a corpse, what can I do later?"
Cleusius's words were cut off by the priest, and he looked at the priest, somehow, why did this priest's voice sound so familiar?
Scarlet and Gao Shan jumped out of the coffin, and the coffin was empty, only full of white flowers.
"Why don't I lie down," the priest slowly took off his glasses, "In this way, this funeral can be regarded as worthy of the name"
Everyone was in an uproar, the servants around were stupid, and the butler shouted "Master!"
Grotenn looked around, finally fixing his gaze on Cleus.
“·····” Cleusius was stupid "Father, why are you ·····?"
Gatern put his hand on the side of the coffin, "You two, come and take the handle and help me in." "Slow down," Scarlet grabbed Gatern and sent him inside.
"Stop!" Cleusius rushed over, pushed Scarlet away, and then knelt down in front of Gertene, "Father, child, child has seen ····· with his own eyes." That's just a shadow warrior - don't you question my authenticity, just like you question your sister·····?" Cleusius burst into tears: "You listen to my explanation·····" I don't want to hear it, Cleus, I'm disappointed in you" Gattain sighed "The desire for power blinded you" "Father, I'm sorry ·····" Cleusius knew that it was all over.
He was defeated, and he was defeated.
Maybe it's because he's too greedy, maybe it's because he's too impatient, maybe it's because he's too self-righteous. These are no longer necessary, and since they have failed, it is pointless to investigate the reasons. He doesn't even need to learn anything from this failure, because he doesn't have a next one.