"Hey, Brother Lin, what's wrong with your face?"

The guards guarding the door saw Lin Nuo jumping out of the room, and breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts, fortunately, they came out at the specified hour, if they were forcibly driven away by the Weapons Pavilion, they were afraid that they would cause a great disturbance, but this master, what is the matter with the blue nose and swollen face? It seems that this situation has never happened in the first few people who entered. I had doubts in my heart, and I naturally asked out of my mouth.

"Hey, it's okay, I accidentally stepped on the air and fell when I went downstairs. ”

Lin Nuo said half-truthfully, the injury on his face was indeed a fall when he went downstairs, but it was not an accidental fall, but a fall of one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and eight.

"Oh, oh~"

The guard struggled to hold back his smile, his face turned red, he was professionally trained, and he generally didn't laugh unless he couldn't help it, standing at the door of the weapon pavilion, watching Lin Nuo leave.

"Hahahaha~"

When Lin Nuo walked a little farther, the guards couldn't hold it back, and couldn't help but squat on the ground and laugh, slamming the ground with one hand from time to time, and tears of laughter came out. It's also a little too funny, it's a talent to fall down the stairs like this.

"Huh, what's the sound?"

Lin Nuo vaguely seemed to hear a burst of laughter, and turned his head a little dazedly, but saw that the guard was already standing straight, his face was grim, and his mouth was tightly pursed.

After glancing around, but not finding the source of the laughter, Lin Nuo had no choice but to turn around and continue walking towards the defensive formation channel.

"Haha Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose~~"

Seeing that Lin Nuo didn't find himself, and inexplicably found the swollen pig's head face in his mind, the guards really couldn't hold it back, and laughed again, laughing until the end of the laughter even changed the tone of laughter.

"Well, it's a strange laugh, it seems to be a goose cry again, but how can there be geese here?"

Lin Nuo turned back inexplicably, and saw that at the end of the road, only the guards stood respectfully by the gate, and there was the sound of wind blowing around, and the leaves were "fluttering", but there were no geese.

It's weird.

Lin Nuo muttered in his heart, he didn't find anything abnormal, he only felt that there was hair behind his back, as if some strange creature was behind him, staring at him faintly. The land of right and wrong should not stay for a long time, it is better to leave quickly.

Looking around again, but there was no goose figure, Lin Nuo didn't stay long, stepped into the formation channel, and it was a whirlwind, and his person had already come out to defend the enveloping range of the formation, and came to the open space not far from the Weapon Pavilion, the Monkey King Hehe and another guard were staring at each other with big eyes, no one was willing to admit defeat and bow their heads, and they didn't find that Lin Nuo had walked out of the passage.

"Hey, let's go. ”

Lin Nuo walked over, said angrily, stretched out his hand and patted the Monkey King's bald head with a "bang", not to mention, this feel is quite good.

"Ho~"

The Monkey King let out an angry roar in his throat, dare to do something on the king's head? When his pair of monkey eyes saw a huge pig's head face close at hand, he was not only startled, but also secretly shouted in his heart, where did the pig demon come from?

Lin Nuo sensed the evil aura emanating from the monkey king's body, he didn't dare to hesitate, and with a movement of his heart, the fluffy little monkey secretly appeared on his palm and gently pinched the monkey's body.

The Monkey King only felt a sharp pain all over his body, but he couldn't lift half of his strength at all, and then he looked intently, but he could vaguely distinguish a little bit of the annoying guy's appearance from the pig's face.

"Why? Want to rebel?"

Lin Nuo looked at the Monkey King with bad intentions, and the monkey in his hand was raised, just enough to block the eyes of the guards, but it could also let the Monkey King see.

"That's it. ”

When the Monkey King saw the monkey in Lin Nuo's hand, he was sure, but he still had some doubts in his heart, where did this guy learn this art of change? Turning into a pig demon was so vivid, even his fiery eyes were deceived.

Lin Nuo saw the appearance of the Monkey King, and after a little pondering in his heart, he knew the reason, and concluded a master-servant contract, the life of the Monkey King was completely in his hands, and there was no motive to rebel at all.

Stretched out his hand and touched the concave and swollen part of his face with a little embarrassment, and couldn't help but feel a little worried in his heart, it won't be disfigured, Lin Nuo seems to feel the malice of this world towards him?

There was once a handsome face in front of my eyes, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this, if God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say nine words to that handsome face: You are really fucking handsome.

"Ho Ho ......"

The Monkey King screamed lightly, and woke up Lin Nuo, who was immersed in the abyss of pain and couldn't extricate himself, it was really the little monkey of the Divine Soul that Lin Nuo was holding in his hand, which was too deterrent for him, for fear that Lin Nuo would accidentally bump Lin Nuo into it, it would be no less than a big earthquake for him.

As long as the little monkey is damaged a little, it will be magnified countless times on the monkey king.

"Hmph. ”

Lin Nuo snorted coldly, looked at the Monkey King, and saw the naked disgust in the eyes of the Monkey King, and only felt bored for a while. I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, and I didn't want to stay here longer, so I turned around and left, and the Monkey King hurriedly followed, leaving another guard who was smiling and red-faced.

"Hahaha Goose Goose Goose~"

Lin Nuo walked away for a long distance, and still heard a strange goose cry intermittently, and scolded secretly, today is really weirdly tight, and he accelerated his pace even more, and ran towards Xiaoyaozi's small courtyard.

The Monkey King screamed behind him, trotting all the way to catch up with Lin Nuo's figure, and then looked at Lin Nuo a little strangely, and he didn't know what he was doing, and when he went out in the morning, he couldn't wait, and he didn't want to stay in that small courtyard longer, but at this time, he was so homesick that he couldn't wait to grow two more legs, so as to reach the small courtyard full of unbearable memories more quickly.

That's right, that small courtyard is a humiliating memory for the Monkey King, Lin Nuo entrusted it to Xiaoyaozi, and in just two days, he was trained to obey, and he couldn't beat him if he wanted to be tough, that bad old man was simply a demon, soft and hard.

The small courtyard is already close in front of him, the reactions of one person and one monkey are different, Lin Nuo jumped, did not pass through the main entrance, jumped directly from the low wall, and then rushed into his own door with a "sigh", locked the wooden door from the inside, hid in front of the mirror and carefully looked at his appearance, his heart was full of worry.

The Monkey King didn't dare to be so presumptuous as Lin Nuo, so he walked to the door cautiously, knocked lightly on the door first, and then listened to the movement with his ears, and found that there was no bad old man's voice inside, so he put his mind at ease, kicked open the wooden door, swaggered in, and then sat on the recliner where Xiaoyaozi was lying on weekdays, with a comfortable face.

The bad old man is not at home, and finally he doesn't have to be so careful, he is not used to kicking the shoes on his feet, revealing a piece of golden leg hair, crossing Erlang's legs, shaking the fan, squinting his eyes, enjoying the treatment that only the bad old man can enjoy on weekdays, and his heart is indescribably comfortable.

"Alas. ”

Lin Nuo looked at the pig's head in the mirror, sighed helplessly, and then took out a large number of bottles and cans from the storage ring and piled them on the bed, what gold sore medicine, bone-setting cream, everything.

"Blood stasis and blood activating pills, this thing sounds like a domineering drop, it should have an effect on the injuries on the face. ”

Lin Nuo's eyes lit up, and he pulled out a cyan ceramic bottle from the bottles and cans full of beds, opened the cork, and suddenly an inaudible smell instantly diffused out, making him want to gause.

"Bang bang bang. ”

There was a quick knock on the door, and Xiaoyaozi didn't know when he had returned, and shouted anxiously, "If you have something to say, don't think about committing suicide if you don't open it......"