106. Strange flowers bloom
Wen Rui'an's ability to give people nicknames has broken through the limit of gravity and rushed out of the surface of the earth, and no one on the earth can compare to him, so he has to go to the alien civilization to find an opponent.
Someone analyzed his novels and made a summary of the nicknames of the characters in his books, which were classified according to animals, plants, occupations, specialties, characteristics, praises, and inexplicables.
Animals, such as the eagle outside the ape, the flying cat under the moon, the tiger of the Central Plains, the little ant, the bird, the little mosquito, the little crow, the nine-fingered golden dragon, the golden swallow eagle, the tengjiao of the ten directions, and the Liuhe divine bird;
Plants, what a leaf knows autumn, lotus Tai Sui, rain hit plantains, falling flowers, watermelons, green grass, flowers in flowers, flowers in the snow, peach blossoms;
Professional, there are many of these, what Chaotian General, Broken Hair General, Death-seeking General, Shadow General, White-headed Scholar, Thousand-Handed Scholar, Mourning Scholar, Daihua Monk, Murderous Monk, Thousand Stupid Monks, ......;
There are also special categories, what are the four feet facing the sky, the mud is like a wall on the wall, the syphilis magic stick plum blossom gun, the seven absolute soul searching and the nine absolute whips, people are in front of a thousand miles of guns, thousands of rivers and thousands of mountains are kicked, ten thousand Buddha hands, digging out the heart and liver, and slashing thousands of troops with one knife;
There are also characteristic categories, what others cry and he is sad, he tears and breaks his bowels, the remnants of flowers and willows are ruined, as long as the murderers and criminals kill one by one, catch criminals with their hands and feet, heavy color and light friends and barbarian bodhisattvas, eight-armed King Kong, White Emperor, white-haired witch, pretend to be a pig and eat tigers, enmity king, become a demon on the ground, shameless death, and the world is generally black;
There are also boastful people, what kind of secret weapon is no second person, Da Yi supernatural power, fat fairy, thin fairy, fart king, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the first lonely master in the world, invulnerable, only I respect the jade-faced Langjun, the poor and the poor fall into the Yellow Spring, he wants to catch you and can't leave, the world's first catch fast, ten and nine stable, Tianchi Divine Sword, Divine Fist Heavenly Demon;
There is also a category of inexplicable, what Wishing you prosperity, right and wrong, heaven and earth, upstairs and upstairs, Qingming season, antiques......
The brother in Tang Shuang's impression is simply brain-opening, and his imagination is already like substance, and once it runs, it can't be stopped at all.
As for the person in front of him, looking at the expression, looking at the outfit, looking at the momentum, looking at the shelf, it seems to be more tricky, and when he is familiar, Tang Shuang can recommend a few well-known nicknames to him, what Pikachu, Wonderful Frog Seed, and Ultraman Noah, the God of Light......
With this admiration, Tang Shuang took the initiative to greet Wen Rui'an, and when he didn't speak, everyone thought that this brother must be ruthless, but he didn't expect that as soon as Tang Shuang accosted him, he revealed another hidden side, he was very friendly and polite, and his voice was not as cold as Tang Zhen's, warm and moist, very magnetic, and very good.
They are all like-minded people, Tang Shuang introduced Jin Yong and Liang Yusheng to him, and in this regard, the most popular people in the Chinese martial arts world, except for the bone dragon that is said to be hi in Italy, are barely together at the moment.
Tang Shuang felt infinitely satisfied, and couldn't help but think wildly, if everyone was put together to play mahjong, what kind of scene would it be devastating?
For example, Jin Yong played the cards first, and the dragon was eighteen palms!
How can other people play their cards so that they don't open the door?
Liang Yusheng: I'm out of the Yin Luo Cultivation Palm.
Wen Ruian smiled: the sea and the sky.
The sea and sky line is the mastery of Li Shenzhou, who is known as the king of the world, and is the first guard in the world.
When it came to Tang Shuang, after thinking about it, these people were all big moves, so they could only come out: ten steps and one kill.
Jin Yong: Sunflower Treasure Book!
Liang Yusheng: Great Sumeru Sword Pose!
Wen Ruian smiled: The jade is burned!
This was the mastery of the world's number one master Yan Maniac at that time, and it was known as the best attack in the world.
When it came to Tang Shuang, after thinking about it, these people were all big moves, so they could only come out: ten steps and one kill.
Jin Yong: Six-vein Divine Sword!
Liang Yusheng gritted his teeth: Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa!
Wen Ruian smiled: I want to arrest you and I can't leave!
Isn't that cheating?
When it came to Tang Shuang, after thinking about it, these people were all big moves, so they could only come out: ten steps and one kill.
Everyone couldn't bear it anymore and kicked Tang Shuang out, this guy would have made this move, if it weren't for the sake of face, he would have blown him up in the first round.
At 8:50, the gods returned to their positions, and Tang Shuang and the others got up and prepared to go to the scene.
Suddenly a sassy and decadent half-old man with messy hair, wearing a pink shirt with a bright red bow tied around the collar, hurried by.
One sleeve was buttoned off, the wide cuffs swayed at the wrist, the other sleeve was rolled up, and the hem of the shirt was ripped out of the sky-blue slacks, but the section behind him was still stuck in the pants, and he wore a pair of white leather shoes.
He hurriedly walked into the waiting room, burping as he walked, Tang Shuang got closer, and immediately smelled a strong smell of wine.
Sure enough, he reached out and touched in his trouser pocket, took out a small bottle of liquor, unscrewed the lid, took a sip, sighed comfortably, and greeted everyone warmly.
Who are you?
No one knew him.
But the half-old man was a self-acquaintance, and after greeting him warmly, he handed the wine in his hand to Jin Yong and said, "Take a sip?"
Jin Yong was stunned, obviously he didn't expect that he was so likeable, but he was moved, no one knew this, but he didn't dare to drink it casually, what if he was poisoned! The masters in the novel are often cheated like this.
So Jin Yong smiled and waved his hand, indicating that he was not strong enough to drink.
The half-old man didn't force it, handed it to Liang Yusheng again, and said at the same time: "You are so handsome, you have many lovers, right?"
Liang Yusheng's face changed rapidly, do you believe that I stabbed you to death with a big Sumeru sword?!
Seeing that Liang Yusheng was about to turn his face, the half-old man said with a smile that he was joking, and immediately transferred the object, and said to the leading brother Wen Ruian: "Take a sip?"
Wen Ruian was wearing sunglasses, he couldn't see what his eyes were, he stared at the half-old man and asked, "You are a bone dragon, right?" I heard that he is a heavy drinker. ”
Tang Shuang and the others were shocked, isn't it? The novel of the bone dragon is amazing, this old man is annoying, and it doesn't match at all.
Besides, everyone has already taken a leave of absence, in Italy.
But unexpectedly, the half-old man nodded and said, "I'm a bone dragon." ”
"Aren't you in Italy?"
The half-old man smiled: "Just flew back from Italy." ”
Everyone didn't believe it, but the old man knew he was lying as soon as he saw his expression.
At this time, the organizers got the news, and a staff member hurried over to entertain the bone hero.
Because of his leave, there was no signing position for him on the spot, so he could only be taken backstage to rest. The staff seemed to be a man who knew the bone dragon, and waited carefully, turning a blind eye to his various strange behaviors.
"Where are you going?!I'm not going anywhere, I'm here to see all the brothers, come! Jin Yong, let's compare and see whose kung fu is great!"
The bone dragon suddenly yelled with the staff, jumped up and shouted at Jin Yong, who was about to leave, and seemed to be starting to get drunk and crazy.
Tang Shuang looked at the bones of the bone dragon, and then looked at Jin Yong, ouch, I really admire the courage of this hero, Jin Yong is young and strong, the kind that will knock you down in minutes.
If Tang Shuang had understood the experience of the bone dragon, he would not have thought so.
Jin Yong didn't care, smiled, and left under the greeting of another staff member, Liang Yusheng, Wen Ruian, and Tang Shuang also left.
"Who's the kid you're going to do? Dare to come to the martial arts conference! Someone! Escort him out for me!"
Tang Shuang couldn't cry or laugh, the bone dragon hero caught him who fell at the end, if it wasn't for the staff to pull him, he would have to take matters into his own hands and correct Tang Shuang, who was mixed into many masters, on the spot.