49. Lao Tzu becomes unsuccessful, you are a dog

"Actually, what I don't like the most is doing a group performance in the Forbidden City, not to mention the depressing, especially in winter, it's surprisingly cold, and I feel that the wind here blows fiercer than outside. Lao Cai and Han Fei squatted on the side, pulling the mashed potatoes, and their fingers were frozen hard.

"Because the lanes here are long and narrow, the air here flows faster than in the open space outside, so you feel like it's windy. Han Fei took a bite of rice and explained.

"I envy those big names, either eat in the lounge or get in the RV, it's very comfortable. You readers still know a lot, so it's better to read. ”

"You just speak, but you don't read. ”

"I guess, it's not that material. ”

"Don't talk about this, I'm dying of cold, let's go eat under the shed over there, there are still a few empty seats anyway. Han Fei bumped Lao Cai with his arm.

Lao Cai was a little worried: "No, if someone says gossip, it's not good to be a person in the crew." ”

"What gossip can I say, I didn't eat their box lunch, it's okay, what's wrong with sitting down, and I won't collapse the chair, if it really collapses, I'll pay for it, how many dollars can a plastic chair cost?" Han Fei was indignant, and dragged Lao Cai to the shed, Lao Cai also wanted to go in his heart, and second, his body was a little stiff, but Han Fei also followed.

"It's comfortable, I just squatted so much that my legs are numb, so it's better to sit. After Han Fei sat down, he straightened his legs and rubbed them, which was so comfortable.

"That is, the plate can be placed on the table, and the left hand can be carried in the pocket to keep warm. Lao Cai agreed.

The two of them were eating hard and chewing slowly, when suddenly Lao Cai's back was pushed, his forehead hit the plate, and when he looked up again, he had a head full of rice soup.

There is a way that the wicked person sued first, and before Lao Cai turned around, the man behind said: "Hey, who let you two sit here and eat?"

Lao Cai turned around, and Han Fei also stood up, only to see that the person opposite was dyed with small yellow hair, looking lean, like the reincarnation of a black dog.

"You're sick, aren't you, you can't say anything well, what are you pushing me for?!" Lao Cai's temper was not hot, but he just stared at the man and asked.

Xiao Huang Mao said arrogantly: "What's wrong with pushing you, who asked you to come to eat under the shed? Are you qualified to sit here and eat as a group performer?"

Han Fei couldn't get used to this guy, but he still restrained his temper, and he was not idle under his hands, turning on the function of the tape recorder in his mobile phone, no matter what the result was, he kept the evidence first, so as to save some people from having two skins in the end and not admitting it. This keyboard machine has a good one, and you can press some functions when you close your eyes after playing for a long time.

Han Fei said: "Who stipulated that group performers can't sit underneath here? Is there a sign or a slogan on this shed?"

"Did I let you speak? Lao Tzu hasn't said anything about you, and you are the same, what qualifications do you have to sit here? "The little yellow hair is aggressive, although he is not tall, but his arrogance is very high.

"Who are you, you, it's your business to sit here and eat. Lao Cai saw that this guy's attitude was getting worse and worse, and he sprayed with him.

Huang Mao roared: "Lao Tzu is a production assistant, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will let you get out of the way if you say a word, you will be in a hurry, Lao Tzu will make you unable to mix in Hengdian, and let all the crew block you." ”

Hehe, it's also blocked, I really think of myself as a cadre, Han Fei doesn't know how many times I've heard this kind of thing in the system, and in the end it's all gone, I look like a capable person, and the cruel words are all to give myself courage and save face, but in fact, I don't have the ability to do it.

When Lao Cai heard that he was a production assistant, he thought a little about trivializing it, but Han Fei said: "Let's just eat, I don't bother to deal with this kind of person." ”

Xiao Huangmao was originally a big fart official in the crew, and he usually didn't have much chance to play prestige, but today two people finally hit the muzzle of the gun, how can he not show the official authority of the production assistant: "You two dogs can't understand people, right, this is not for you dead runners, get out of here." ”

Han Fei sneered contemptuously: "Who is the dog scolding?"

"The dog scolded you, what's wrong?"

"Well, the dog scolded me. Han Fei gave him a thumbs up, and a group of people in the shed who were watching the excitement burst into laughter, and Huang Mao knew that he had been tricked.

Huang Mao's face was flushed with anger, and his head seemed to be steaming, and he walked over and overturned Han Fei and Lao Cai's dinner plates, and scolded: "Fuck you, don't you be ashamed!"

Lao Cai stood up suddenly: ", you're looking for death, aren't you?" As he spoke, Han Fei stood up again, blocking Huang Mao from the left and right, and the two big men stared at Huang Mao condescendingly.

Huang Mao was small after all, and he was a little frightened by the momentum of the two, but then he remembered his identity as a production assistant, and actually pushed Han Fei and said: "What's the matter, you two still want to beat me, come and try to beat me, if you don't beat you, you are all my grandson." ”

I'm so damned, I've never met anyone with such a request, Han Fei pointed to the ground and said, "Hey, your money has dropped." ”

Huang Mao's head glanced down, and Han Fei slapped him between the lightning and flint, after all, he had trained as a goalkeeper, and the strength of the unicorn arm could not be underestimated, Huang Mao couldn't stand it at all, and was knocked to the ground. Lao Cai is also hot-blooded at this time, specially, I have to make inches after enduring you for a long time, I don't beat you to anyone, pick up the plastic stool next to his leg and smash it on Huang Mao's body, Han Fei is not idle, he picked up the two dinner plates on the table and greeted Huang Mao, Huang Mao was originally small and lean, how could he withstand the blows of Han Fei and Lao Cai, the whole person was like a cooked skin shrimp, bending his body and wailing.

But after all, the scourge is a thousand years away, and the people around them immediately separated the three of them as soon as they saw that the situation was wrong, the yellow hair was originally sluggish, but after being pulled up and held up, it was like a Saiyan awakening, and immediately turned into an arrogant little male dog, punching and kicking Han Fei's side, it seemed that two or three people couldn't pull him, and they were about to come over to fight two.

Huang Mao roared: "Fuck you Made, you're finished, I'm going to let you two get out, I'm going to let the entire Hengdian block you." ”

Han Fei struggled to go over and slap him a few more times, only to see that Lao Cai's eyes around him were on fire, crazy, let you be crazy, Lao Tzu's locals can still let you block it? Lao Cai Huo rose slowly, and the two people who pulled him were broken away, and the whole person was like a rocket, and he almost kicked Huang Mao with a flying kick, but fortunately, a person came over from the opposite side and hugged his waist.

Seeing that the two of them were fierce, Xiao Huangmao hurriedly hid behind one person, and his mouth was still very fragmentary: "You wait, you are a dead runner, you will be a dead runner all your life, if you can succeed, I am a dog." ”

Lao Cai shouted: "Lao Tzu must knock out your teeth today." ”

At this time, Han Fei also broke free from the person who was pulling the frame, rushed over with an arrow step, grabbed the thigh of Huang Mao hiding behind the person with his long arm, and knocked Huang Mao down again with one effort, and roared: "Dog thing, you are a dog if you don't succeed!"

"The director is here, the director is here. Someone on the outside of the crowd suddenly shouted. I saw a circle of people standing around and branching out a way, and a middle-aged man with a Chinese character face came over, his face was angry, and said, "You two stop me!"

Immediately, a few people came out of the mouth and pulled Han Fei and Lao Cai apart, and the yellow hair was like a roaring dog who had been bullied by Sun Wukong and lost a few layers of skin when he saw Erlang God, with a handful of snot and tears, and tears flowed: "Director, the two of them are too arrogant to beat people." ”

"It is you who push and curse first, and the wicked sue first. Lao Cai immediately replied.

"Okay, shut up. The director waved his hand, pointed to a staff member who was watching, and said, "What did you see at the time?"

"I didn't pay much attention, anyway, I saw these two group performers beating Assistant Li. "What's the matter, open your eyes and talk nonsense, and don't help your relatives.

"Wait, I have proof. Han Fei took out the mobile phone in his pocket as he spoke, and then called up the recording file, and the yellow hair's vigorous and sweary voice came out of the mobile phone, so angry that the director's face was blue and white.

"Director, I-" Huang Mao wanted to explain something, but was interrupted by the director again.

The director said impatiently: "Okay, don't talk about it, who is responsible for recruiting actors, let these two get out." ”

Han Fei and Lao Cai originally thought that the director could preside over justice, but who knew that they would pull the shelf, and Lao Cai was so angry that he scolded: "Damn, why, it's obvious that he was wrong." ”

"I'm too lazy to tell you that my group doesn't welcome troublemakers. ”

Lao Cai wanted to say something more, but was stopped by Han Fei, Han Fei persuaded: "It's useless, people are clearly biased, we can't do it alone, let's go." ”

At this time, the cap of the actor came over in the morning, but his attitude was relatively calm, and he said, "Let's go, come with me and leave after settling the salary." ”

"Okay. Han Fei pulled Lao Cai and followed the footsteps of the cap.

The crew in Hengdian does not directly give money to the actors, they all pay salary tickets. The two went to the finance office to get back their actor cards, and received a salary ticket, a piece of green paper, stamped with several seals, the face value is forty yuan, they worked for half a day, and they took a day's money, which is not a loss, forget it, green is green, of course, they choose to forgive it.

"Damn, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, what a Ding Ri crew, driving such a good car, but the heart is so bad, a nest of snakes and rats, I should have beaten the director just now. Lao Cai walked in the square outside the empty Jinluan Palace, and his anger was still burning.

Han Fei put his arm around Lao Cai's shoulders and said with relief: "It's okay, this kind of garbage crew is not uncommon for us, directors who are disrespectful to people will definitely not be able to make a good drama, let's congratulate this drama on the bottom of the ratings all year round." ”

"Not to mention being at the bottom, to make the TV station not buy his drama, special. ”

"Hahaha, okay, maybe this group will lose the opportunity, and the next group will have a better opportunity. Isn't your group of friends going back to Hengdian tomorrow? Let's ask him to help. ”

Lao Cai scolded and said: "Okay, let's go to him tomorrow, we can't think about this group anymore, the more I think about it, the more angry I become." ”

Han Fei said with a smile: "That's right, there is no master here, there is a place to keep the master." ”