Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Perfect End
"Indeed. ”
Sun Shao looked around suspiciously: "Why is the atmosphere in an instant the feeling of seeing red with a bayonet." ”
"Am I sensitive?" asked Sun Shao.
"The atmosphere he set off alone. Wei Xun looked at Han Wei.
"It's not. Fang Chunan leaned over.
Sun Shao felt right. I think the yellow team was tied with us because they had just won, so they made a desperate move. Fang Chunan spoke.
Everyone agreed, and Shen Lai was also stunned.
"What about you?!"
"What's your loneliest little commodity?" Shen Lai asked as he looked at Han Wei.
Yuan Xiaofu took out the glass ball at the right time: "We feel that the loneliest thing is this little girl." I can't get out inside, and no one accompanies her......"
"It's a little deeper, a little more valuable. ”
Han Wei took it and signaled: "The key is." Everybody can see her, and she can see everybody. But no one could communicate with her, and she couldn't communicate with anyone. A layer of transparent glass separates the two worlds. This is the loneliest thing. ”
The yellow team all applauded.
"You're wrong. Sun Shao interrupted.
"Now that you can put her in, the toy worker can take her out. Sun Shao pointed to the glass ball.
There was silence.
"It's cold. "It was You Jianing who broke it by his teammates.
Everyone laughed.
Han Wei also looked at Sun Shao: "Brother Shao, it's too far-fetched." I need to use snacks. ”
Sun Shaodang didn't hear it.
"What about your team?" Ling Cheng looked at Sun Shao.
Sun Shao came to his senses, and Wei Xun picked up a flute doll: "This is a shepherd boy who plays the flute, but there is no flute, so there is no flute......"
"That's the defective product. To be returned. Han Wei spoke calmly.
"Poof!"
Li Ruobai laughed, and several other people reacted, all pointing and questioning Sun Shao's team.
The director laughed.
Qin Yu frowned and looked at Sun Shao: "What kind of flute shepherd boy is without a flute?
Han Wei asked Ling Cheng curiously: "Brother Cheng, is it like doing business now?"
"Of course not. This is a special case. Ling Cheng's expression was serious.
Shen Lai raised his hand in the direction of the director: "Disqualify him." ”
Wei Xun was stunned, and Sun Shao's head was very weak against the stage pillar.
"Don't. ”
Han Wei gestured to Shen Lai: "Brother Lai, let's not do this." ”
turned around and kindly signaled to Sun Shao: "Brother Shao, look for it, there may have been a flute, and I accidentally dropped it." If you find it, you can participate in the competition. ”
"Huh. ”
Several people laughed.
Sun Shao looked at Han Wei: "Count you ruthless." ”
Han Wei pretended to be innocent.
Luo Huan also looked at Han Wei: "I held down the stabbing knife." It's so ruthless, really. ”
"The director has a word. Ling Cheng asked the director.
The decision goes to the director.
The director's voiceover spoke: "Although it is a bit serious to say that the disqualification from the competition is a bit serious. But it is a bit far-fetched to say that invincible is the loneliest and loneliest in terms of this small commodity. ”
“yeah!!”
The yellow team cheered, and the blue team was disappointed.
"How so. You Jianing complained and muttered.
Looking at Han Wei, You Jianing spoke: "I didn't expect you to be like this, Han Wei." I've always liked you......"
"You still like Super Viagra. Han Wei nodded.
"Haha!"
Several people laughed, You Jianing smiled awkwardly, and the evaluation continued.
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"Next. ”
It's time for the last RED team.
"Everyone. ”
Fang Chunan held a wedding dress Barbie doll: "Whether you say a single dog, you say a glass ball girl, or invincible, I don't think it's the loneliest." ”
"It's time to tell the backstory. Han Wei leaned over.
Everyone laughed, and Fang Chunan suddenly looked at Han Yan with a serious expression: "Han Wei, don't interrupt me." Our red team and your yellow team are now evenly divided, and the competition must be graceful. ”
Han Wei didn't speak, and everyone listened quietly.
"Her name is Kresta. Fang Chunan said with a sad face.
"She's about to marry her lover. But the day before he was about to go to register, his groom said that he was in love with someone and suddenly ran away. How lonely it is for a bride without a groom~"
"Thank you. Fang Chunan finished.
"I think thank you is very abrupt. Wei Xun looked at Fang Chunan.
Everyone laughed.
"Brother Chu Nan, are you finished?" At this time, Han Wei raised his hand to signal.
"It's time to start. Wang Chongze looked at Fang Chunan.
"It's time to attack. Yan Dandan spoke.
Fang Chunan looked defensive: "What are you going to say?"
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"I remember, Brother Chu Nan is married, right?" Han Wei looked at the director.
The director didn't speak.
Qin Yu spoke: "I'm married." ”
Fang Chunan's face was expressionless: "Do you want to talk about marriage?"
Han Wei nodded: "I'm going to talk about marriage." ”
Looking at everyone, Han Wei spoke: "As we all know. Brother Chu Nan is married, and his lover's name is Lin Yanan. He is 1.75 meters tall and is a beauty pageant. Good figure, beautiful and temperamental. At the same time, both were Christians and met in church. ”
"You're done. Sun Shao sighed and looked at Fang Chunan.
"Know yourself and know your opponent, and win all battles. Han Wei told your experience so thoroughly that he basically concluded that you had fallen into the pit. Shen Lai also looked at Fang Chunan.
Fang Chunan looked defensive.
"I can't give up!!" Wang Chongze put his arm on his shoulder.
But Han Wei continued calmly and motioned to everyone: "In my opinion." From a man's point of view, it is a blessing for Brother Chu Nan to marry such a wife. And living with such a wife must be very happy. ”
Han Wei looked at Fang Chunan: "Brother Chu Nan, do you agree?"
Fang Chunan nodded: "Of course." That's definitely agreeing. ”
"Then Brother Chu Nan, you come and tell me. ”
Han Wei leaned over in puzzlement: "You who are so happy, and you are not single, use sad and sad emotions to explain such a story." Where is the persuasiveness, you point it out and let me feel it. ”
Wang Chongze was unwilling to give up, leaned over and said: "Group Blue is just telling this story. You don't have to feel it yourself. ”
"That's right. ”
Yan Dandan echoed: "You don't need people who have the same experience to tell it." ”
"Everyone. Everybody. Han Wei clapped his hands.
"It's questioning from the inside out. It's not the end of it. Han Wei motioned to everyone and opened his mouth to explain.
Sun Shao spoke: "It's the same as Xiao Luo said." Pressed the stabbing knife. ”
Han Wei pretended not to hear.
Looking at the strong Fang Chunan, Han Wei spoke: "Brother Chu Nan, before you told the story that the bride had no groom, did you, a native of Xiangjiang, do you do a survey on the ratio of male to female population in mainland China?"
"Poof!"
"That's right!"
Yan Dandan is the red team laughed, not to mention that the director was also laughing there.
"It's a hell of a bride being lonely. Ling Cheng stood up with wide eyes.
"Hey, what are you talking nonsense?, some are singles waiting to marry her, and they are still lonely?!" Qin Yu also looked at Fang Chunan.
Fang Chunan lowered his head and smiled awkwardly.
After Han Wei and the others finished talking, they continued to speak: "Don't talk about it." According to 2015 statistics, the number of men in China is 700.4 million, while the proportion of women is 670 million. Basically, a difference of thirty million. ”
frowned and looked at Fang Chunan: "What does such a big gender gap mean? It means that the male and female school-age population is not equal." Women are easy to marry, but men are not easy to marry. ”
Han Wei leaned over and asked, "You are a happy married man who has married a good wife and has a perfect family, do you really understand the pain of being a single?"
Fang Chunan with a serious expression: "You can't empathize at all, but you are still here sadly expressing how lonely a bride will be without a groom?"
Pointing to his eyes, Han Wei glared: "Thirty million pairs of wolf-like green eyes staring at her, and still lonely?"
"Ha!!" Sun Shao leaned aside with a smile, and several ladies also laughed.
"We are the loneliest singles!"
Han Wei's chest thumped: "If you don't endorse us, forget it!Give the bride endorsements?!She is the most sad lover to leave, the most sad is the failure of the relationship, but how can she be lonely, you tell me?!"
"Alright, alright!!"
"Can't I admit defeat?!" Fang Chunan shouted.
Everyone laughed, and Ling Cheng and Qin Yu cheered and hugged Han Wei to celebrate.
Sun Shao took the lead in applauding Han Wei, and everyone also laughed and applauded.
"Han Wei is really ...... It really doesn't make sense not to be popular. You Jianing shook his head in admiration.
Han Wei thanked him and stood back at this moment.
After laughing and applauding, Yuan Xiaofu also followed along. Han Wei also high-fived her.
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"In fact, there are too many singles, and it will cause a problem. ”
After laughing, Han Yan watched everyone continue to speak.
The crowd looked at it in bewilderment.
Han Wei opened his mouth and said: "No single person will accept his fate and bet on his own life." But what's the problem because of the imbalance between men and women?"
Coughing lightly, Han Wei gestured: "You have seen before, if a man born in 90 and a woman born in 92 are together, then the age gap between men and women is just right." ”
Everyone was stunned, and Li Ruobai burst out laughing.
Everyone suddenly coaxed, and Han Yan spread his hands and pretended to be innocent.
"Definitely. Luo Huan nodded calmly instead.
"Don't climb down the pole, okay? I'm laying myself ground. Han Wei raised his hand to push him away.
"Haha. ”
"Woo Woo~"
Li Ruobai smiled and didn't talk.
Han Wei continued: "But the ratio of men and women is out of balance, and the right age is no longer enough. Then if there is no singleton to accept being single, the age of mate selection must be lowered accordingly. If you can't find 92 in 90, you will find 94, and 96 will ......"
Han Wei was stunned: "Even 97." ”
“……”
There was silence for a while, and suddenly Yuan Xiaofu burst out laughing. This time it was her turn to smile and turn to the side.
Han Wei pretended not to know, and looked at everyone and motioned to me to say yes?
However, Luo Huan also laughed at this and was seen by Han Wei.
"You're shy, it's like you're talking about you. Han Wei looked at him with a grin.
Luo Huan hurriedly waved his hand to deny.
"Just know how to pick up ready-made. Han Miao muttered.
Sun Shao pushed him, and Han Wei himself laughed.
This is the last and loneliest link, and this is the end.