"Why do you go to bed so early, I still have to watch TV!" Candy was carried to the bed by Tang Shuang, very dissatisfied.

Tang Shuang: "It's not early, it's already 9 o'clock!"

Candy argued, snapped his fingers and said, "Mom said that Candy didn't go to bed until 10 o'clock, 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, it hasn't arrived yet!"

Tang Shuang: "You count, do you want to listen to the story?"

Candy: "Yes!"

Tang Shuang: "It's 10 o'clock after listening to the story, come, let's take a look at my parents' circle of friends first." ”

Candy suddenly jumped: "Look at the circle~Look at the circle~"

Tang Shuang turned on the phone, and Candy was lying on his back, muttering in a whisper that he didn't know what to read.

"Wow!! mom is so beautiful! The sea is so big~"

Brother Sanjian took a lot of selfies, and the smiling one in the photo was proud.

"Xiaoshuang, where are they, next time we're going too!" Candy said enviously.

Tang Shuang: "Hey~ Just talk, don't drool, it's on me." ”

The candy I said was very embarrassed, and I didn't grin when I muttered in my mouth, and then my little hand wiped it on Tang Shuang's shoulder, and sure enough, I wiped a ball of slimy saliva, and I dragged out the long sound in disgust, hey~ Then I wiped it on Tang Shuang's T-shirt with lightning speed, and it was clean!

Tang Shuang looked at her straight, Candy: "Hehehe, did you see it?"

Tang Shuang said calmly: "Come~ lie down by yourself." ”

Although Candy didn't know what Xiaoshuang wanted to do, she had a hunch that it was not a good thing, and she might be beaten: "Hehehehehe~ What are you doing? I'm still a child." ”

Tang Shuang: "It's useless for children, lie down, I'm going to open your little fart!"

Candy instantly hid at the head of the bed, "Xiaoshuang, if you murder me again, I'll call a cart of bread people to beat you." ”

Tang Shuang: "Yo he~ With all due respect, you little pig can't be called a bread man!"

Candy pouted dissatisfied, "Xiaoshuang, you stinky socks, bullying your sister, are you ashamed!"

Tang Shuang: "I only saw you bullying me, where do I dare to bully you, come over and let me pinch you, otherwise I feel uncomfortable." ”

Candy Er was dissatisfied: "What a big badass!"

Tang Shuang: "But come on, right, then I won't show you the circle of friends...... Wow! so beautiful! Wow~"

The exaggerated acting skills full of the style of the early last century are once again presented in a fleshy manner!

Candy was grinding at the head of the bed, wanting to see but not daring to come, suddenly rolled her eyes, jumped off the bed with a smile, took out her children's mobile phone from the small cabinet, opened it skillfully, clicked back and forth, and after tossing for a while, asked suspiciously: "Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang~ Why is there no circle in my phone?"

Tang Shuang sneered: "Your mobile phone can't work." ”

Candy said a little sadly: "Why did my mother give me a mobile phone that can't work, it's really eccentric, I want a big phone!"

Tang Shuang comforted: "Actually, it's not that your mobile phone can't work, it's just that it's too small and hasn't grown out of the circle, and when you grow to my size, this beautiful little mobile phone will grow up with it, and there will be one when the time comes." ”

Candy: "Huh? How long will it take, I want to see the circle now." ”

Tang Shuang raised his mobile phone and said, "Come and see me." ”

Candy: "You're going to spank your ass and pinch my face." ”

Tang Shuang: "If I don't beat you, wipe your mouth, really, such an adult, and still drooling, I will ask you if you are ashamed!"

Candy slowly squeezed back to Tang Shuang's side, and asked Tang Shuang to wipe the saliva from her mouth, "Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang, are your parents in the sea?

"That's the Maldives!

"What are the horses? Why are the horses in the sea, are they seahorses? Is my little water gun like that?"

Tang Shuang read word by word: "Ma ~ Er ~ Dai ~ Fu ~ is not a seahorse, nor is it another horse, it is a place, on the sea, it is the kind of island." ”

Candy exclaimed: "Wow~ There is an island in the sea, and I want to go too." ”

Tang Shuang: "I can take you to Haidian Island." ”

Candy Bar chirped and kissed Tang Shuang on the face, this fart was patted, Tang Shuang wouldn't spank her anyway, "Brother, where is Haidian Island?

Tang Shuang wiped the saliva on his face and said, "You are becoming more and more proficient in being coquettish and cute now, you don't need to take a plane, we can drive or take the subway by ourselves, and we will be there in an hour." ”

Candy was a little disappointed: "Ah? I'm going to the far sea." ”

Tang Shuang: "Yes, we will go to Haidian Island, put you in a bottle, throw you into the sea, drift with the waves, you can go wherever you want." Okay, okay?"

Candy said angrily: "Xiaoshuang, you are lying to the child, what should I do if I lose it in the bottle, and I will suffocate to death." ”

Tang Shuang continued to come up with bad ideas: "You can open the cap of the bottle, tie a rope to the bottle, I will stand on the shore and pull, if you want to come back, just shout that I am the seventh princess of the East China Sea, and I will pull you back." ”

Candy's head shook like a rattle, "Don't~ Don't~ I won't go to the island on the sea with you, you will lose the candy." ”

Tang Shuang: "Great, I just don't want to go!"

Candy: "......"

……

Candy looked at Brother Sanjian's circle of friends and asked, "Why does Dad wear such fancy pants?"

Tang Shuang couldn't help but ridicule Brother Sanjian surging in the depths of her heart, "Because your father is sullen." ”

"What's sullen?"

Tang Shuang thought for a while and said, "...... I'll tell you when you're older. ”

Then like the photo of Brother Sanjian, "For Sister Xiangning's sake, I'll give him a disobedient like." ”

Candy reminded her: "Dad said to like them all!"

Tang Shuang was disdainful, "Don't listen to him!"

Candy's filial piety exploded and said, "Dad told Candy that he wanted to give him all the praise, I want it!"

Saying that, the chubby fingers were blind on Tang Shuang's mobile phone screen, "Dot~dot~dot~dot~"

……

Cell phone:...... I almost didn't get poked to death!

Tang Shuang: "Okay, okay, don't order, let's tell the story." ”

"I want to hear it, I want to hear it from the princess. ”

Tang Shuang: "Okay, Princess Pea! Go to bed! Hurry up." ”

Candy jumped happily on the bed twice, and then under the pressure of Tang Shuang's eyes, she got into the air conditioner quilt.

Tang Shuang adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner, turned off the light, the moonlight outside the window was very bright, and the moonlight in the room was hazy.

"Xiaoshuang! hurry up, Princess Pea~" The little guy showed a little head outside the quilt and urged.

Tang Shuang said: "Once upon a time there was a prince who wanted to find a princess to marry, but she had to be a real princess. He travels the world in search of a true princess, but wherever he goes, he always encounters some obstacles. ”

Candy interrupted and innocently asked, "Xiaoshuang, am I a princess?"

Tang Shuang said in an absolutely affirmative tone: "Of course you are, do you remember when you were very young, I called you little princess, right?"

Candy is very small now, and she can't remember when she was younger, but she still thought about it thoughtfully, nodded and said, "Hmm~ I remember." ”

Tang Shuang said: "Look, so you have been a princess since you were a child, so of course you are now." ”

Candy blinked, vaguely feeling that this logic was wrong, but finally said: "Xiaoshuang is right, I have been a little princess since I was a child." ”

Tang Shuang said, "Then the little princess, how about we continue to talk about the pea princess?"

"Are peas beans?" and after the story was pressed, a new question came.

Tang Shuang took out her mobile phone and found the pea man in Plants vs. Zombies to show Candy.

"Ahh

Tang Shuang hurriedly confiscated the mobile phone and said, "Do you want to listen to Princess Pea? ”

“…… Is there a mung bean princess?"

"Nope. ”

"What about the Broad Bean Princess?"

Tang Shuang was crazy in her heart, "Princess Broad Bean is still in the ground." ”

……