"That little piggy hasn't gotten up yet?"

Early the next morning, Tang Shuang sat down at the dining table after washing, Tang Sanjian was eating breakfast alone, and Huang Xiangning was coming out of the kitchen.

Huang Xiangning: "I went out to watch a movie with you last night and played so crazy that I refused to sleep at night, did you beat her?"

Tang Shuang glanced at the fierce Brother Sanjian, this benevolent brother didn't seem to react at all, but Tang Shuang knew that it was about his precious daughter, and he must have pricked up his ears to listen, just like a crocodile lurking under the water, if he doesn't move, he will devour the small animals on the shore if he moves.

"She's complained to you? a few spanks on her ass, this kid is disobedient, too skinny, and offended. ”

Huang Xiangning: "I've been muttering that you treat her badly and bully her." ”

Tang Shuang: "Why didn't she talk about it when I was good to her, this little traitor." ”

Huang Xiangning: "I went to bed with the lights off last night, and I caught her hiding in bed and reading." ”

Tang Sanjian finally raised his head and said with relief: "The little girl is so positive, it's good, it's just that you still have to sleep when it's time to sleep, children can only grow up healthily by getting enough sleep, I'll tell her later." ”

Regarding Candy'er's study, Tang Shuang must say a fair word: "Candy'er has made great progress this semester, she is very serious about her homework, she is very active but not skinny in kindergarten, and her reputation is far and wide, and Teacher Zhang has praised her in front of me more than once." ”

Huang Xiangning smiled and said, "Our candy has grown up slowly. ”

Tang Shuang said: "Not only Teacher Zhang, but other teachers in the kindergarten, and even Candy's classmates, all praised her in front of her." ”

Now Tang Shuang picks up Candy to and from class every day, so only he knows these things, and Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian don't know.

When Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian heard this, they were very pleased.

Huang Xiangning said to Tang Shuang and Tang Sanjian with a smile: "Candy has made great progress, but you misunderstood about reading the book last night, she didn't read the popular science book we bought for her." ”

Tang Shuang's heart moved, as if he had thought of something.

Tang Sanjian asked, "Then what book is she reading?"

Huang Xiangning still wants to laugh when he thinks about it now, and said: "I read a book about cooking." ”

Tang Sanjian was surprised and said, "The book for cooking, how does she read the book for cooking?"

Huang Xiangning smiled and said to Tang Shuang, "Xiaoshuang knows, right?"

Sure enough, just like he thought, this little girl was unwilling to be beaten by him last night, and it seemed that she wanted revenge.

But at this time, he won't admit that the cooking book was given to Candy: "I don't know, what's wrong?"

Huang Xiangning: "I really don't know?"

Tang Shuang asked knowingly: "Oh, I really don't know, what's wrong? Why does Candy read a book about cooking?"

Huang Xiangning stared at Tang Shuang, saw his eyes open, thought it was really a misunderstanding, and said: "That cooking book is about knife skills, and Candy Er says that it is a martial arts cheats, you have to learn the above moves, and then beat you, and then beat your ass." ”

Tang Shuang: --!

I knew it was so, I knew that little pig too well.

But Tang Shuang wanted to act, so she pretended to be surprised and said: "No, why is she so stupid, a book on cooking can be regarded as a martial arts cheatbook, there are pictures on it, and you can know that she is cooking at a glance." ”

Huang Xiangning said: "That's how I explained to Candy, but she said that you can't replace these dishes with people, then it will be illegal." ”

Tang Shuang answered: "So let's replace those radishes and lettuce, no, it's really a genius's idea, haha." ”

Tang Sanjian was speechless, and Huang Xiangning was also speechless when he first heard this explanation last night.

Both of them felt that this little girl of the old Tang family was too eccentric, completely different from Tang Zhen when she was a child, and little Tang Zhen was a good girl.

It's very similar to Tang Shuang in front of him.

Candy'er's explanation is actually what Tang Shuang explained to her, that chick is sometimes clever, sometimes stupid and very easy to fool, really uneasy.

Huang Xiangning went to the candy room to wake up the children, and they still have to go to school today.

Last night, she also coquettishly told Huang Xiangning, saying that she didn't want to go to school today, because her fart was swollen by Tang Xiaoshuang, and the child was injured now, she missed her classmates in kindergarten very much, but she couldn't walk, she couldn't do anything, she was very sad.

Huang Xiangning said that he was very concerned about it, and wanted to see the child's little fart, if the injury was serious, he would have to rub the medicine, otherwise he would cry painfully tomorrow morning.

Candy has a weak heart, and she says that she can't show her little fart to others casually, and she is shy.

I'm still shy, my mother was present when I took a shower, and I haven't seen any ass.

But you can't force yourself to look at a child's butt, five and a half years old, and you have your own ideas.

So Huang Xiangning said, show her the little ass, if it is really swollen, she will teach Xiaoshuang a lesson.

Oh, when she heard the lesson Xiaoshuang, Candy Er came to her heart, and now she especially wanted to catch Tang Xiaoshuang and tie him up in the grove.

She tilted her head and thought about it, then took off her pants without saying a word, pointed to a small bag on her ass and said, "Look!

Huang Xiangning: --!

I just said that I was shy and didn't let me see my ass, but when I heard that I had a chance to play Xiaoshuang, I immediately took off my pants cleanly.

Between the little lady and the female man, there is only one sentence missing: "play Xiaoshuang".

Huang Xiangning took a closer look at Candy'er's little fart, and said that the small bag was bitten by mosquitoes, not beaten, and it couldn't be so big if it was beaten, and there would definitely be a slap print, not a small cut.

The pants were all off, and the ass was also seen, and they even said that they were not beaten, but they were obviously beaten! The ass was still very painful, and it was even more humiliating, hum! Mom is protecting Xiaoshuang! I don't like candy.

So Candy didn't want to talk to her mother, pretended to be sleepy and wanted to sleep, and soon snored, this trick was learned by Tang Shuang, which made Huang Xiangning look funny.

Thinking that her little daughter had something on her mind tonight, Huang Xiangning kissed the little person who pretended to be sleeping, gently said good night to the baby in her ear, and then turned off the lights and went out.

But she kept her mind, and after half an hour, she sneaked into the candy room, and caught the child sitting at the small desk, turning on the small mushroom lamp, and reading "The Chef Must See!" 21 Knife Techniques Detailed Illustrations (Selected Edition) with great seriousness, which made her laugh all night.

Not long after, the sleepy-eyed candy was led to the dining table by Huang Xiangning, the little man had just washed his face, the water was smart, white and tender, like a piece of tofu that had just come out of the water, it seemed that if he blew lightly, this little face would tremble and tremble.

Huang Xiangning served her a bowl of porridge, and the little pig was eating a little later than before because of snooze, and she was already very hungry at this time, otherwise how could she make Huang Xiangning wake up so happily.

She looked at Tang Shuang, didn't let her hear what she muttered, and then picked up the small bowl and poured the porridge directly into her mouth!

Her favorite spoon is gone!

Little Piggy has half-closed eyes, although he washed his face, but he is still sleepy, although he was caught by his mother last night, but he has been thinking about the knife after lying on the bed, and he has been tossing and turning on the small bed for a long time before falling asleep.

…… Hey, why hasn't the delicious porridge come to your mouth yet?

Just thinking like this, Tang Shuang knocked on the table and said, "Eat or play?"

Candy shook the small bowl and said dissatisfiedly: "Why don't these porridges run into my mouth? What do they mean, are they not convinced? Hmph!"

Huang Xiangning cooked the porridge too thick today, and it was a little sticky.