41. He is strong, he is strong

The first appearance of the Chinese opera raised the standard by a notch, and the students of the middle pass were simply beepping dogs.

It's like a player going to the NBA slam dunk contest, and the one in front of you is Vince Carter, and they easily turn around and slam dunk at 360 degrees, and you shout 666, and you have only one thought left in your heart: give me the ball, I want to go home.

The pressure brought by the Chinese opera is indeed too great, the program of the Chinese drama is originally tepid, and the drama conflict is not strong, as soon as the stage is on, the actors did not let go at all, they started plainly, and ended hastily, fortunately, the audience is not the group of Deyun Club, otherwise it would have been "called" into a piece.

The performance of the students of military art is much better, after all, there is a team in the middle, there is a buffer belt, and the pressure is not great, and they are acting majors, which is still higher than the average business level of the students in the transmission.

"Drifting City" is not a science fiction story, in fact, it should be taken apart and viewed, it is drifting and the city. The protagonist Ah Yue left his first love and hometown when he was 19 years old, he chose to pursue poetry and distance, but unfortunately the reality was as cruel to him as the autumn wind swept the leaves, first in the emperor to learn qigong from the liar master, and then explained the real estate boss, ran to Sanya to dig out the life of Although, it is a pity to catch up with a big bubble, he is young and vigorous, missed and injured people, although he hid in Yangcheng, he was still discovered, and finally had to leave Bolivia to be a chef, and then he went to Colombia, entangled with the local gangsters, when he returned to China with a new identity, Ah Yue is no longer the simple teenager, he has business acumen, and shrewd means, he even sells the land on the moon to the masses, he loses everything, regains everything, and loses everything again.

The background music complements each other with the transition of the plot, and the lines also have a strong sense of vicissitudes, and the playwright still worked hard. But there are too many cities involved, and the scene changes very messily, and the actors are always busy every time the location changes, although it is the embarrassment of the creators who want to highlight the rush to leave, but the people below are a little dizzy.

There were no explosions in the two programs in a row, and the atmosphere in the theater was a lot depressed for a while, and the applause at the bottom of the actors' curtain call was sparse, and the leaders were also a little excited.

The host finally announced the next program: "The next competition program is "Tropical Thunder" by the Shangju team. ”

The curtain opened, only two faint lights were left on the stage, on the right was a prop tree, the sound of birds was playing in the background, and a soldier with a sniper rifle was aiming and walking forward, suddenly, there was a sound of "coffee" in the background music, and the soldier stood in the center, his face was like ashes, and suddenly, he said in the Northeast: "Oh, I'm dripping mom." ”

"I'll go, what's the situation?"

"I guess I stepped on a landmine, look at his loveless appearance. ”

When the light was facing the soldier's face, Han Fei burst out laughing, isn't this the dream of 900 million girls, a member of Principal Wang's harem, a famous online game addict Update Lin, Lin Gou?

"What are you laughing at, do you know him?" asked Da Tiantian.

Han Fei smiled: "I don't know, it's just funny." ”

Da Tiantian glanced at him with disdain: "Your smile is so low." ”

Strange laughter kept coming from the darkness, and the soldier played by Lin Gou randomly fired his gun into the air, but unfortunately the laughter continued, and his gun ran out of bullets.

At this moment, a coquettish music remembered that someone had pulled out the middle of the tree, and first a roast chicken was worn, and then a soldier in another military uniform was introduced.

I'll it, Zhang Wei, Zhang Dacang, Zhang Yida, Snake, Han Fei laughed again, this time laughing because he really couldn't remember what this real name was, and his mind was full of nicknames.

"Haha, it's really back, I just buried a thunder here and let you step on it, sniper, come on, you snipe a chicken and show me. Zhang Wei shook the roast chicken in front of the forest dog, as if he was the appearance of a villain, and his cheap expression made the audience laugh wildly, some people are born to act in comedy, this is God's appreciation.

"Isn't it a little far, so I'm standing here?" Zhang Wei moved forward step by step, his face smiling like a flower.

"Stand here. ”

"Hey, I'm going one step further. ”

"Hey, another step. ”

"Or maybe it's here. As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of "coffee" sounded, and when it was over, he also stepped on the thunder, and as soon as the contrast came out, the audience laughed even more.

"I don't need you to snipe at me now. ”

"Didn't you say that you just buried a mine?"

"yes, I don't know who buried this mine. ”

Although the two stood still, their upper bodies scuffled together, their movements were exaggerated, and their expressions were funny, but the audience especially bought it, and they were born with comedy faces.

Lin Gou and Zhang Wei grabbed each other's necks, their faces were flushed, and they gritted their teeth when they spoke.

"Don't move again, we'll both die. ”

"Then you let go first. ”

"You first. ”

"I'll count to three, let's let go. ”

"Good. ”

"One, two, three!"

Sure enough, the two did not let go, but the scuffle became more intense, and the audience was made to laugh by the contrast between the two.

"Let's go, we have to go to the waiting room, and the props still have to be organized. Wang Jinduo leaned over and urged.

"Alas, I finally came to an interesting show, but I can't finish watching it, it's so annoying. Kan Qingzi was a little depressed.

Da Tiantian stood up, took Kan Qingzi's hand, and agreed: "Yes, these two people are so funny, they are both freaks, but their actions are so funny, people can't hate them." ”

On the stage, Zhang Wei sandwiched one leg around the waist of the forest dog, and the forest dog took advantage of the situation to hold the root of Zhang Wei's thigh, Zhang Wei's upper body pounced on the body of the forest dog, and the two also let out a series of strange screams, from the perspective of the audience, the two are like a passionate same-sex couple, who are carrying out indescribable acts in this dark and secluded place.

At this time, a farmer wearing a hat walked out of the background, chewing sugarcane in his mouth, and seeing the sultry posture of the two, the sugarcane in his mouth was scared.

"Yooooooooo!" the audience frantically heckled.

Lin Gou leaned into Zhang Wei's ear and said, "Someone is coming, someone is coming, get up quickly." ”

Zhang Wei looked back at this time, his face was extremely ashamed, he got down from Lin Gou's body, his fingers were in the shape of orchid fingers, extremely enchanting, and muttered: "That, misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's not what you imagined." ”

"Is the war over?" the peasant asked, leaning his head over, "Diplomatic relations have begun?"

Zhang Wei flattered: "No, you listen to me explain to you, things are not what you think." ”

"Stop, I don't listen. The peasants refused with a sense of justice.

"Hahahaha......"

"Kiss one more!"

It's never a big deal to watch the excitement, the people below laughed, and even Han Fei, who was walking backstage, stopped to watch the performance on stage.

"Talent, really talent. ”

"What kind of talent, that's a two. ”

"Talent plus two, isn't that genius?"

"Well, now we're also a comedy, we just happened to bump into it, unlucky. ”

"What are you afraid of, he is strong by him, let's play our own play. ”