In "Golden Vase Plum", Wang Po once said such a sentence to Ximenqing.

'Listen to me, great official. But whoever is gone, two words: 'the most difficult'. You have to do all five things to get it. The first piece is Pan An's appearance, the second piece is the big goods of the donkey, the third piece is like Deng Tong is rich, the fourth piece is small, it is necessary to be patient, and the fifth piece is to be idle. These five pieces are called 'Pan, Donkey, Deng, Small, and Leisure'. All five things are complete, and the matter is obtained. ’

To slap the light is to 'cheat'.

The reason why Yaya made up her mind to send such a message to Wei Kun was because of the first two points, Pan Donkey.

What people care about in this life is nothing more than visual stimulation and physical stimulation, both of which Wei Kun can do, so that after a few days, she still can't forget the hysteria she called that night.

It seems that the idiom of eating marrow knows taste should be used here.

After experiencing the scumbag incident, falling in love and getting married were temporarily left behind by her, at least in the next year or two, she didn't have the heart to consider the true feelings of boyfriend and girlfriend.

She decided to learn from several seniors in the circle and find a little wolf dog to train and train, at least for the next year or two, she will not be lonely.

Wei Kun became the first object she thought of being fostered.

That's right, it's a package!

'Baoyang' in the entertainment industry is by no means a new word, men and women, women, men, men, women, you can imagine the messy relationships in the entertainment industry.

Yaya has heard of a certain director's wife who likes macho men very much, and once rented a yacht and took a group of macho men to sea for four days and five nights before returning.

For this kind of muscular hunk girl can't look down.,She prefers clean-looking boys.,It's best to be the kind that can form a strong contrast between the bed and the bed.,The simple explanation is the little milk dog under the bed.,Little wolf dog in the bed.。

Young, handsome, and well-lived, she has experienced everything she wants, so what's not to be satisfied with now?

"Did you drug me?"

Wei Kun couldn't help but be stunned when he saw the message from the guest, he was a serious business, and besides, the two of them were also willing to do that night, and in the end he obediently took the money and left, how could it be a drug?

Just as Wei Kun wanted to ask what he meant, the woman sent another sentence.

"Did you drug me, otherwise why can't I forget you?"

This is a rather novel feeling for Wei Kun, he has always taken the initiative to attack, but he didn't expect to be teased by a woman this time.

"Don't talk nonsense, I can ...... even if I don't use medicine" Wei Kun replied by tapping on the keyboard, you want to tease me, next life!

And then the medication?

Joke, this is looking down on him, right?

The two of them opened their mouths and fought equally, no matter how big or small.

"Didn't you have a class today?" asked Yaya, typing.

Well, Wei Kun looked around his office when he saw the news, and decided to play this role.

"I was in class, I sat at the back and secretly played with my phone, and the teacher couldn't see it. ”

Wei Kun's words made Yaya feel the same way, thinking that when she was taking non-professional classes in college, she also secretly played with her mobile phone below.

"Don't you listen to class and play on your phone?"

"What a great injustice, if you don't chat with me, can I play with my phone?"

Seeing Wei Kun's reply, Yaya was in a much better mood, and asked with a smile on the corner of her mouth, "Then if I don't chat with you, don't you have other sisters?"

"No, I was a little transparent at school. ”

"I don't believe it!"

He didn't believe this explanation, how could that sentence come to 'a man's mouth deceive ghost', he was played with in the palm of his hand, and it was even more difficult for those little girls in the school who were not deeply involved in the world to parry his moves.

"Really!"

Wei Kun really didn't lie about this, because he hadn't been to school for a long time, so he naturally became a transparent figure in the school, and everyone had only heard of such a god-man, but they didn't know who it was.

"What did you study in school?"

"Water engineering. Wei Kun replied truthfully, he hadn't been able to guess this woman's routine for the time being.

"Is it easy to get a job when you come out?"

Wei Kun thought about it in combination with his experience in his previous life, and typed with both hands, "If you want to find a major, you can still find a major, there are many large and small water conservancy projects, and it is easier to find a cross-major." ”

After all, in my last life, I learned land and water conservancy by myself, and I went to a game company to operate.

"I lack an assistant here, the salary and benefits are good, are you interested in trying it?"

Just when Wei Kun was still guessing what her intentions were, the fox's tail was still exposed, and her words were indeed beyond Wei Kun's expectations.

I treat you as a guest, and you take me as a lover?

I thought it was a one-night stand, and you still have a crush on my flesh?

I'm afraid it's not an assistant during the day, but a coolie at night.

It's not fair!

Besides, is he the kind of person who sees money?

"How old are you?"

Wei Kun said truthfully, "Freshman." ”

Seeing the reply to the message sent by the other party, Yaya was stunned, she thought that the other party's identity was really a student, but she didn't expect it to be a freshman.

There is a ten-year difference between the two, and most of the time it's been half a round!

What does this mean, when I graduated from college, the other party was still in junior high school?

It's not that there is no young and old in the entertainment industry, but this kind of thing happens to me more and more absurd, and there is a faint sense of excitement and betrayal in addition to absurdity.

This is a small milk dog in the truest sense of the word.

Yaya's first reaction was that he was lying, "Are you lying to me again?"

"This is really not, I am a real post-90s, and my ID card is printed!" said, he was afraid that Yaya would not believe it, so he took a photo of his ID card and sent it over.

If there was still a fluke mentality just now, then seeing the photo sent by Wei Kun, Yaya was completely stunned!

What did she do that night?

Things were a little different from what she imagined, and after seeing Wei Kun's reply, she really couldn't swallow, and she always had the feeling that she had become a wolf grandmother.

It's not good to deceive other children's lollipops to eat, right?

……………………………………

When the little assistant came back from lunch, he saw the girl lying on the bed in a daze.

"Sister, can you take a break here?"

Hearing the voice of the little assistant coming, Yaya immediately sat up straight, looked at her little assistant and asked, "Xiaojuan, how am I?"

"Sister, what's the matter?"

"Just how do I look all over?" the girl urged, explaining.

"It's pretty, it's young, what's wrong?" replied the assistant.

After listening to her words, Yaya did not let go of her heart, and continued to ask, "You tell me the truth, how old do I look when I walk out?"

"Early twenties. ”

"Okay, I see!" got the answer she wanted, and Yaya lay down contentedly.

Do you seem to be too sensitive to age?

Thinking of her actions just now, Yaya couldn't help but think in her heart, everything was to blame on Wei Kun and let her notice her age!

The girl couldn't stop scolding in her heart......