Chapter 1648 It's Hard to Mix With My Father-in-law!(4th Update)
Qin Yang returned to the thatched house, and Elder Ah San was holding his feet while watching TV with a flat screen.
Jing Baqian, on the other hand, nestled in the corner, was peeling some potatoes with tomatoes and some onions next to him, apparently planning to make dinner.
Seeing this, thinking back to the magnificent scene of the Baiyun Immortal Mansion just now, Qin Yang wanted to cry a little.
It's the same sect, why is the gap so big?
"I'm back. ”
Elder Ah San glanced at him, ignored it, and continued to watch TV.
Qin Yang walked over, looked at the battle between a man and two women on the phone screen, and raised his hand to slap Elder Ah San on the head.
"Congratulations to the master for gaining some resentment. ”
A system prompt immediately rings in my head.
I saw Elder Ah San raise his head and glared at him angrily, and said dissatisfiedly: "Stinky boy, you are awesome, even the old man dares to fight, believe it or not, I will let you commit suicide in a minute!"
"It's nothing, I'll test if you get angry. ”
Qin Yang shrugged his shoulders and left.
Leaving a bewildered old man, scratching his head, he couldn't figure out what the other party was doing.
In the afternoon, Jing Baqian cooked a simple meal of shredded potatoes and cold tomatoes, and noodles.
Qin Yang and Elder Ah San held the bowl and squatted in front of the ruins, sucking and eating.
Jing Baqian's cooking skills are still good, the only thing that makes Qin Yangdan hurt is that the fairy world actually has to eat, which is not in line with the temperament of the immortals at all. If you want to eat it, you have to eat the crane peach.
"Is that the old godmother? Dig some for me. ”
Elder Ah San saw Qin Yang take out a bottle of hot sauce, handed the bowl over, smacked his lips and said, "The food in the fairy world doesn't taste good, but it's a pity that the food in the mortal world can't be packed and put aside for a long time, alas, it would be good if one day we could set up a takeaway department in the fairy world." ”
Qin Yang dug two spoonfuls for him, and said lightly: "Sometimes the monks of the Ancient Martial Realm don't need to eat, just use a Pill to Eat Pill, why do people in the Immortal Realm want to eat." ”
"Young man, do you understand this by returning to the basics? Whole grains are the foundation of human beings, or they are indispensable. ”
Elder Ah San gushed endlessly, "Actually, the original immortals didn't need to eat, they only needed to smell some 'food aura'. But I don't know which Immortal Venerable, after careful research, I found that these 'Spiritual Qi' were actually farts released by those gods in ancient times, which was particularly embarrassing. ”
Poof-
The rice in Qin Yang's mouth squirted out.
He looked at Elder Ah San strangely: "Are you sure they smell all fart?"
"I'm not sure either, but that Immortal Venerable has a very high status, and what he said is basically not wrong, and the big guy believes it. So later, the immortals used the Pill to solve the problem of hunger.
However, the Pill has no taste, and it also affects cultivation, and since the immortals took it, the progress of cultivation has been extremely slow.
At this time, some guys simply started eating, but they didn't expect that the progress of the "whoosh" cultivation was fast again.
So in the future, the immortals began to eat grains and grains, although it was contrary to the image of the immortals, but in order to cultivate, they said that they were eating, and they were willing to eat Xiang!"
"Ahem......"
Qin Yang choked again.
I looked at the rice in the bowl and suddenly lost my appetite.
Elder Ah San sighed and said, "The only pity is that the thought of those fairy goddesses going to the toilet makes me feel uncomfortable. This is the same uncomfortable as those mortal fans who learned that their favorite female stars were going to soar. ”
"I don't eat it. ”
Qin Yang threw the bowl on the ground and said angrily.
This old man is here to eat a meal, how disgusting and obscene he must be on weekdays.
can still give birth to such a gentle and beautiful daughter, it is estimated that it is the king next door, it must be.
Elder Ah San shook his head and returned to the topic: "Immortal eating is actually a kind of return to the basics, that Da Yan Venerable also specially wrote a book on this, called Wugu Huipu, which is about how to be a foodie immortal. There is also a very beautiful goddess who wrote a book called 'The Source of All Things', and there are many more ...... anyway."
The corners of Qin Yang's mouth twitched.
At this moment, he has only one thought in his heart, I may have come to a fake immortal realm.
…
After eating, Elder Ah San took out a soft Chinese stick and put it in his mouth, and smoked it.
Looking at the gradually darkening sky, Elder Ah San was full of hesitation, shook his hair, and said lightly: "I guess you may want to ask, why is there a difference between night and day in the fairy world, right?" ”
Qin Yang, who was pondering this, was stunned and said in surprise: "You guessed quite accurately." ”
Elder Ah San said lightly: "Actually, what was not there at the beginning, it was all daytime, but since the Ninth Immortal Realm Heaven was closed, there has been night, and everyone has slowly gotten used to it." ”
Qin Yang was silent for a while and asked, "Does the Ninth Immortal Realm really need the Blood Sacrifice 'Chosen Son' to open it?"
"Who knows, they decided it would work anyway. ”
"What if it doesn't work out?"
"Then find another way, your father is a victim anyway. ”
Elder Ah San laughed at himself, suddenly remembered something, and said mysteriously, "Son-in-law, your chances of winning against the Nine Heavens alone are almost zero, so it's better to find a partner to work with." ”
"Who is the partner?" Qin Yang said curiously.
"The ruler of the Sixth Immortal Realm, the Empress!" Elder Ah San's eyes flashed with a faint light, and he said slowly, "She is still a good person, and I heard that she is also the only one who opposes the Blood Sacrifice 'Chosen Son'. If you can cooperate with her, I believe there is a good chance of rescuing your father. ”
"No, you don't. ”
Qin Yang refused, "There is no good thing in the Nine Heavens, the empress you said is probably also a pseudo-villain, and Lao Tzu will only cooperate with her when he has eaten it." ”
"I'll just give you an opinion, anyway, the final result is up to you. Elder Ah San said lightly.
Qin Yang didn't want to dwell on this topic, so he looked around and asked, "Where are we sleeping tonight, don't tell me to sleep in that thatched house." ”
"This is going to test your ability to survive in the wild, young man. ”
Elder Ah San sighed, took out a quilt from the storage ring, and spread it on the ground, "Just go ahead for one night, it's not bad to look at the stars, and when Xi Yao and the others come tomorrow, help us rebuild our home."
I believe that our 'Tianyi faction' can be glorious, and one day, it will face the sea and bloom in spring. ”
Qin Yang: "......"
Yes, follow the old man to lay the floor.
In this way, a pair of sons-in-law and father-in-law were like homeless wanderers, lying in the ruins, looking at the stars in the sky, talking about sheep, and slowly falling asleep.
This is Qin Yang's first day in the immortal world,
It's miserable.
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