"What land certificate?" Xiang Guoyuan got out of the kitchen, saw Zhang Daman at a glance, glanced at it, completely regarded Zhang Daman as air, and said contemptuously, "Who do I think it is, it turns out to be the first soft egg in our Shiyi Village!"

He turned to Yang Ronghua and smiled, "Ronghua, you are flustered, what are you doing, Fengxian girl is not good, I can still eat her." ”

Xiang Guoyuan wiped his chin, he wouldn't eat her if he ate it, as for her tofu...... Hiss, the taste is wonderful, white and delicate, it really makes people linger, and the aftertaste is endless.

"Sister Fengxian, husband and wife, they should be in harmony, how can you do it casually, take your hands away. ”

He had the posture of a peacemaker, and persuaded Li Fengxian to let go of the hand that was twisting Yang Ronghua's ear.

If it was placed in his previous life, Zhang Daman would have been ignored and hung aside like this, and he would definitely not dare to let go of a fart, and then walked away in disgrace.

But in this life, it is ignored as transparent, and there are no doors.

He walked straight over, slammed directly in front of Xiang Guoyuan, slowly raised his head, and a grim smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

The whole person didn't smile, which made Xiang Guoyuan feel stunned for a while, your uncle, laugh at your sister!

"I'm here today just for three things!" Zhang Daman said slowly, and when he said "three things", he particularly accentuated his tone, and raised three fingers and shook it in front of Xiang Guoyuan.

"The first thing, from now on, whoever dares to call Lao Tzu 'soft eggs' again, Lao Tzu will definitely crush his eggs!"

"Second thing......"

Zhang Daman was about to say the second thing, Xiang Guoyuan's eyes widened, he pushed Zhang Daman, pushed him back a few steps, and roared angrily, "Fuck off, your big name of Zhang Daman's soft egg, is it still only available today......?

Before the word "know" was spoken, no one could see clearly how agile Zhang Daman was, grabbed Xiang Guoyuan's crotch and twisted it hard.

Xiang Guoyuan screamed "ah" and bent down in pain, "Zhang Daman, I'm ...... Ni"

Still didn't say the word "mom", Zhang Daman dragged Xiang Guoyuan's liferoot, dragged it hard, raised his knee, "click", and pushed his knee to Xiang Guoyuan's liferoot.

"Ahh

Xiang Guoyuan let out a painful sigh, and his body fell to the ground, covering his crotch with both hands, rolling in pain.

Zhang Daman took a step, stepped up, stepped on Xiang Guoyuan's crotch, slowly squatted down, grabbed the clothes on Xiang Guoyuan's chest, and laughed twice, "In vain, as the village party secretary, didn't your mother tell you that it was very rude to interrupt others?"

Yang Ronghua and Li Fengxian were dumbfounded, thinking that Xiang Guoyuan was a very hard umbrella, but they didn't expect that Zhang Daman would be so mad that he didn't say anything at all, and went straight to work.

Especially at the moment when Zhang Daman dragged Xiang Guoyuan's liferoot, Yang Ronghua seemed to hear the sound of broken eggs, and the root of his thighs contracted.

Zhang Daman twisted the paralyzed Xiang Guoyuan, and continued word by word: "The second thing, I am here today to pick up the brother of my distant cousin's aunt's uncle, that is, the land certificate of Lao Wang's self-reserved land next door, I heard that Yang Ronghua was expropriated by the village committee, is there such a thing?"

Zhang Daman...... You...... You Diao Min...... You...... It's over!" The emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, and Xiang Guoyuan is wearing the skin of the village committee after all, and he is much harder than Yang Ronghua.

"Hahaha, branch secretary, you are really right, Lao Tzu is Diao Min, but who is the end, not necessarily!"

Zhang Daman stepped on Guoyuan's crotch and turned it a few times, adding a little strength.

Mara's coins!

Xiang Guoyuan's lifeline is really strong, he was so ravaged by Zhang Daman, he could still bear it, no wonder Li Fengxian would have fornicated with him.

"Ahh

Xiang Guoyuan screamed endlessly, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Zhang Daman, spare your life, please let me go." ”

Hum!

What a hard bastard, under such a threat, can not be convinced?

Xiang Guoyuan begged for mercy while groping in his pocket, took out a somewhat shabby land certificate for a long time, and handed it to Zhang Daman.

Zhang Daman turned his face away, glanced at Yang Ronghua proudly, took the land certificate, opened it slightly, glanced at it, and determined that it was the land certificate left by Lao Wang next door, and he stuffed it into his pocket.

He stepped on Xiang Guoyuan's crotch and loosened his strength a little, still with an incomprehensible smile, "The third thing, I heard that my family's land has been occupied and cultivated by you, isn't it?"

Xiang Guoyuan said "ah", "Daman, ancestor, grandpa, it's my fault, I will pay you back a lot." ”

Zhang Daman let go of his feet, covered his crotch with both hands to Guoyuan, his body curled up into a ball, and beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down his forehead.

He squatted down, slowly helped Xiang Guoyuan up, and grinned, "Branch Secretary, you also know that in the entire Shiyi Village, there is no better person like me again, right?"

Xiang Guoyuan didn't expect Zhang Daman to come to this trick, he was used to bullying Zhang Daman, and he was just about to open his mouth and scold, "Zhang Daman, you ...... him"

Looking at Zhang Daman's uncertain face, he swallowed the words that came to his mouth.

He was tumbling in his heart with a five-flavor bottle, and his mind was trapped by endless doubts, the dog said, what's wrong with Zhang Daman's soft egg?

When did it become so terrifying? Is he still the soft persimmon that anyone can pinch a handful?

Don't look at him with a kind face, fierce like a wolf who has been hungry for a long time, scarlet and blood-colored eyes, if he doesn't agree with a word, he will kill the killer.

"Besides, we are all from Shiyi Village, and being able to live in the same village is a blessing that has been cultivated for several lifetimes!"

Zhang Daman began to bombard indiscriminately in a brainwashing style.

Who is rare to be in the same village as you, you dog, dare to crush Lao Tzu's eggs, sooner or later, I will kill you.

"Ahem, that, the branch secretary, we must pursue a harmonious society, make money with harmony, for the better tomorrow of Shiyi Village, we must be united by the government and the people, and shine for the development of Shiyi Village!"

When Zhang Daman said this, his voice was so emotional that he almost believed it himself.

Even Yang Ronghua and Li Fengxian felt that his official speech was so sore that his teeth were so sore that he was about to vomit if he listened to it again.

Zhang Daman Huo Ran stood up and clapped his hands, "Okay, branch secretary, I won't delay your day, remember what you promised me, I'm leaving!"

He said that this "day" of all opportunities was particularly emphasized, but his eyes were swept by Li Fengxian with a sharp sword.

Li Fengxian trembled when he saw this look, as if he saw the scene where he was doing it with Xiang Guoyuan after he was stripped naked, and his face turned red to the root of his ears for no reason.