30. Sketches make people sad

"Senior brother, you can be regarded as coming, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, the rivers and lakes are in emergency. ”

As soon as Zhai Tianlin walked into this restaurant, the man inside immediately walked over quickly, grabbed his forearm and went inside.

"Haha, what's the matter, look at your anxious white face, burning down the house?" Zhai Tianlin followed him to the table, sat down and said slowly.

"It's almost, it costs money at most to burn the house, this matter is not settled, senior brother, you are also here, hurry up and come up with an idea. ”

Zhai Tianlin has a calm temperament, and he still has the heart to joke at this time: "Don't talk nonsense, when did I make a fuss, I am a person who is Bingqing Yujie, you said that you are too, and you don't know how to do safety measures when you do that." ”

"It's not that life, senior brother, you speed up and give me an idea, I've been stuck here for two days, and I didn't come up with a sketch prototype. ”

The person who was so anxious to speak as if he was setting off a cannon was none other than Han Fei, and the incident he said happened on Wednesday.

After a big performance class, the head teacher Wang Chunzi directly threw a bombshell down.

"Today is Wednesday, leave you some homework, a sketch of about ten minutes, conceive the theme by yourself, prepare the plot, plan the lines, and conduct the acceptance at this time next week, which is related to the evaluation of your final grades, you must take it seriously, do you understand?"

Twenty heads in the audience, look at me, I look at you, it's clearly a GIF of twenty hamsters shouting, teacher, are you kidding?

Seeing that no one spoke below, Mr. Wang comforted again: "Don't have psychological pressure, the theme is not limited, you have to believe in your own talent, you know?"

"Got it. "There are sparse people below.

Not all milk is called Trensu, not all actors are called Stephen Chow, the director is shoulder-to-shoulder, which requires super talent, just these twenty freshmen, not to mention writing and directing, may not be able to play Lisuo just by talking about acting.

Dealing with a sketch, Han Fei is still at ease with his acting skills, but it is too difficult to edit a scene by himself, in his mind, the sketch is "Don't shoot, captain, it's me", "Big head, thick neck, not a big guy", but the sketch that the teacher said doesn't seem to be the same thing as this, copying the classics of the Spring Festival Gala will definitely not work.

"Male and female combinations, people with the same mantissa team and class. ”

A group of people were chattering and discussing lively, and as soon as these words came out, the whole audience stopped abruptly, and each head stretched forward, like a wild duck grabbed by the neck by a hunter.

Teacher Wang's skirt fluttered and left in a dashing manner, leaving twenty confused faces to look at each other in the classroom, and then the classroom suddenly became lively again.

"Who ended in 7?"

"I'm 0, who's going to take me?"

"Squad leader, squad leader, the roster, take it out quickly. ”

Wang Jinduo and Wang Boss were not long after being elected as class president, and before the official authority had time to show off a few times, he was suddenly used as a punching bag, and took out the roster from his schoolbag in a hurry, estimating that he would be skinned alive in another half a minute.

Han Fei's tail number is 2, and he looks down the list, ho, it's all capitalized.

Originally, he still wanted to hug Da Tiantian's thighs, because Da Tiantian had already shown her rich imagination during the art exam, but this time, she couldn't hold it, Da Tiantian was No. 3. The No. 3 boy is Sun Qiang, who is as happy as the third grandson at this time.

After reading the name, Han Fei looked back, it turned out that your cat was here.

No. 2 is Zheng Shuang, who is now maintaining a well-behaved look. JPG's emoji, come on, Han Fei has changed from hugging his thighs to making thighs this time.

The two planned for two days, and at first the frost girl came up with an idea, saying that she imitated the conflict between Shancai and Daoming Temple in "Meteor Garden", anyway, there are burdens and conflicts, although the plot is a bit clichéd, but it can finally pass.

It's a pity that the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, the two rehearsed once and made each other disgusting, don't want it, and complained in their hearts about how the actors filmed this kind of TV series when it was filmed, the action was wild and uninhibited, and the second illness in the lines was serious, one word, phew.

……

"So that's what happened, hey, normal, we were so annoyed by this that we pulled off a lock of hair, and it's not just us, I read the news interview, even Zhang Ziyi and Liu Ye, who are at the level of actresses and actors, have been abused to cry. ”

"Don't you tell me, senior brother, others say that those two are talented actors, and geniuses can still be stopped by this kind of level?"

"Others weren't geniuses in the first place, were they?"

"There's something wrong with that, genius, isn't that innate?"

"Hey, hey, ask me for help and dismantle my platform, do you still want to solve the problem?" Zhai Tianlin pretended to leave the table angrily, but there was a smile on his face.

Han Fei hurriedly grabbed the senior brother, and the work in his hands was not idle, he climbed down the pole and poured a glass of beer for the senior brother, and said: "You have to go, you are the senior brother, listen to you, work hard, hurry up and help solve it." ”

"That's right, you have to ask people to do things. Zhai Tianlin took a small sip of beer, picked up chopsticks and took a bite of shredded meat, not hurrying. Today's banquet is not bad, fried pork with yuba, braised fish, stir-fried belly, and a pot of seaweed egg drop soup.

"Your partner is a man or a woman?"

"Female, female, our homeroom teacher is assigned according to the mantissa of the student number. ”

"Yo, it's a bit of a match. ”

Zhai Tianlin took another bite of the belly and praised: "Not bad, the taste is very positive." ”

Han Fei took a sip of wine and said depressedly: "Senior brother, don't ridicule, it's better to partner with a man, treat female classmates like a bodhisattva, don't dare to criticize loudly, for fear of crying." ”

Zhai Tianlin smiled and nodded in agreement, in the performance department, the status of female classmates is equivalent to that of Miss Qianjin, as for male classmates, they are a group of long-term workers, he said: "That's it, I really have an idea on the spot, it was a sketch assignment for one of our buddies at the beginning, and I got an excellent one at that time, and I will adapt it for you." ”

"What sketch, what is the theme?" Han Fei hadn't figured out the situation yet.

"Divorce. Zhai Tianlin took a spoon and scooped a few spoonfuls of the soup from the braised fish and poured it on the rice, and then stuffed it into his mouth after stirring the chopsticks.

"Divorce?

Zhai Tianlin rolled his eyes, put down his chopsticks and said, "The Civil Affairs Bureau is leaving, how else can you leave, bring a pen and paper, and I'll sort out the outline for you." ”

"Don't don't, eat first, and then talk about it after eating, you work hard. Han Fei hurriedly excused himself and didn't let people work after eating, Han Fei couldn't do this.

"Okay, let's go first. ”

"Okay,. ”

"Dry. ”

"Don't worry, there's enough time, that's how everyone came over. ”

"Hopefully, I hope I can get a high score at the end. ”