Text Text_Chapter 223 Pretend to be dead
Chapter 223: Pretending to be dead
Shangguan Feilin thought for a while and said, "No, sugar will be excreted from the body with the evaporation of sweat and the excretion of urine, so it will not happen like what you said." ”
Zhao Xinyu was full of black lines, gritted her teeth and said, "Do you think it's appropriate to discuss these now?"
When Lin Yan'er and Shangguan Feilin heard Zhao Xinyu's words, they couldn't help blushing and being shy.
Zhao Xinyu patted Song Chuyang's face and said, "Song Chuyang, you won't hang up so easily! I forgive you, don't kick your nose in the face." ”
Song Chuyang continued to make no movement.
Zhao Xinyu's tone softened and said, "Okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't have misunderstood you, are you satisfied now?"
Song Chuyang continued to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead, if he paid attention, he would find that Song Chuyang's eyes were rolling in a funny way, but it was not obvious.
Zhao Xinyu also began to be at a loss, and said in a panic: "Song Chuyang, you won't be kicked by me and return to heaven, right? Haven't you always been strong? I didn't mean to, you wake up quickly." ”
Lin Yan'er said on the side: "Brother-in-law, you wake up, Team Leader Zhao has already apologized." ”
Song Chuyang finally saw Zhao Xinyu bow his head, and said happily: "Haha, it's worth it that I have insisted for so long." Since this is the case, I, Song Chuyang, am not a narrow-minded man, so I will forgive you and not scare you. ”
Song Chuyang pretended to have just woken up, pretended to be delirious and said: "It's so painful, so thirsty, I want water......"
Lin Yan'er said in surprise: "Ah, brother-in-law, you're awake, I thought you couldn't do it!"
Song Chuyang was almost angry by Lin Yan'er's words, and retorted in his heart: "You can't do it, your whole family can't do it, Lao Tzu's staying power is strong." ”
Zhao Xinyu was also abnormal, patted Song Chuyang's face anxiously, and said, "It's good to wake up, Song Chuyang, you scared me to death." ”
Song Chuyang felt funny in his heart, but on the surface, he still pretended to be serious and coaxed these three little girls.
Shangguan Feilin brought a glass of water and said, "The water is here, give him water quickly." ”
Zhao Xinyu was a little ashamed, she was too excited by Song Chuyang's awakening just now, and she didn't expect to bring water to quench Song Chuyang's thirst as soon as possible.
Lin Yan'er understood Zhao Xinyu, and said with a smile: "Team Leader Zhao, don't be embarrassed, the work of feeding your brother-in-law will trouble you." ”
Shangguan Feilin also understood Lin Yan'er's words, took the water cup to Zhao Xinyu's side, and said, "Come on." ”
Zhao Xinyu didn't squirm, picked up the water cup, picked up Song Chuyang, and leaned the water cup against Song Chuyang's lips.
Song Chu raised his heart and said: "Hmph, I don't drink it myself, you kicked me, I want you to feed me with your mouth." ”
Zhao Xinyu saw the water flowing down with the corners of Song Chuyang's mouth, and said anxiously: "What should I do? ”
Song Chuyang also pretended to be confused and said: "I'm so thirsty, I want water, what about water?"
Zhao Xinyu was even more anxious and said, "What should I do?"
Shangguan Feilin was worthy of being well-informed, and said: "There is a way now, but I don't know if you want to?"
Zhao Xinyu frowned and said, "What way? If you want to say it, just say it, why do you want to spit it out?"
Shangguan Feilin said: "You can use your mouth to cross the water to Song Chuyang, I have seen this method in the book, and it is specially suitable for such situations." ”
Zhao Xinyu blushed and did not speak.
Lin Yan'er said anxiously: "Team Leader Zhao, what are you hesitating about? Brother-in-law's life is hanging by a thread because of your kick, if you are not even willing to make this small sacrifice, do you still have a conscience." ”
Zhao Xinyu said hesitantly: "I'm not unwilling, I'm just ......"
Lin Yan'er said directly: "Okay, since you don't want to, then I'll come, Song Chuyang is my brother-in-law anyway, and I'm not afraid of the rest." ”
Shangguan Feilin stopped and said, "Yan'er, you are not suitable for this, I'll come." ”
Zhao Xinyu made up her mind and said, "Don't fight, I'll come." ”
Song Chuyang listened to the three women competing to serve him, and his heart was sweet, looking forward to what would happen next.
Zhao Xinyu took a big sip of water, puffed out her cheeks, and was about to kiss Song Chuyang's lips.
When the two lips were about to get closer, Shangguan Feilin suddenly said, "Slow down, I found something very special?"
Zhao Xinyu is now like a frog, with bulging cheeks, extremely cute.
Lin Yan'er wondered, "What's the special thing?"
Shangguan Feilin said: "I saw something in the book, saying that if a person in a coma can speak, then this person has regained consciousness. That is to say, in fact, Song Chuyang has woken up. ”
Zhao Xinyu's originally bulging cheeks, coupled with her wide eyes, couldn't help but feel very funny.
Zhao Xinyu sprayed water on Song Chuyang's face!
twisted Song Chuyang's face with his hand again, and said, "Give me back pretending to be dead, right?"
Song Chuyang said with a wry smile in his heart: "I and the erudite and talented people are born with the factor of restraint, which is really evil. ”
However, Song Chuyang, a lewd man, still insisted on not moving, and he had to pretend to the end.
Zhao Xinyu only needs to know that Song Chuyang is pretending to be dead.
Zhao Xinyu looked at Song Chuyang's whole body, and found that Song Chuyang's crotch was still in a high position, and he instantly counted it in his heart.
Zhao Xinyu said: "Since you are still pretending, then I am welcome." ”
Zhao Xinyu found a stick everywhere and hit Song Chuyang's little brother hard.
Song Chuyang screamed in pain and said, "Ah, Zhao Xinyu, you are going to murder your husband!"
Zhao Xinyu blushed and said, "Song Chuyang, what are you talking nonsense. ”
Lin Yan'er asked, "Brother-in-law, what's the matter between you and Team Leader Zhao?"
Song Chuyang smiled, all without saying anything.
Zhao Xinyu said: "Lin Yan'er, don't listen to Song Chuyang's nonsense. Bastard, if you don't have a door on your mouth, I'll sew it up for you. The world will be a lot quieter. ”
Song Chuyang made a zipper movement on his mouth with his hand, signaling that he would not talk nonsense anymore.
Shangguan Feilin and Lin Yan'er looked at Song Chuyang's tragic situation, and they all covered their mouths and snickered.
Song Chuyang had no choice but to pretend to be very pitiful, opened his eyes, and said, "Xin Yu, I was wrong, don't be angry." ”
Zhao Xinyu said: "The attitude is not bad, is it so fun just now!"
Song Chuyang frowned and said, "No, you think too much." ”
Actually, Song Chuyang wanted to say in his heart: Yes, yes, I just had a good time, I was so happy.
Song Chuyang said obscenely to Shangguan Feilin: "I'll surprise you!"
Shangguan Feilin pointed at herself and said, "Ah, what surprise?"
Song Chuyang laughed and said: "Actually, you are not broken, that blood is actually the blood in my nose." ”
"Ah......" Shangguan Feilin screamed and ran into the toilet to confirm.
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