1015 Bear children want bear governance
"I, I can hear it!" Mao Dongdong suddenly found that his deafness was healed, and he could hear voices again.
Yan Xiaole put down the hand covering his ears, "Dongdong, I don't care what you're doing at home, but here, she has the final say, understand?" "Understood!" Mao Dongdong nodded violently, and then he grabbed a handful of candy from his schoolbag and held it in front of Scarlet, "Sister eats candy"
"I don't need it, take it" Scarlet refused.
"This toffee is delicious!" Mao Dongdong handed the candy to Scarlet.
"Have you forgotten what he just said?" Scarlet looked at Mao Dongdong, Mao Dongdong understood in seconds, "I'm sorry big sister, I, I'll eat it myself" As he said it, he peeled off the candy paper and stuffed sugar into his mouth.
"Don't be clever in front of me, I don't like it" Mao Dongdong waved his hand "Get out"
Mao Dongdong immediately retreated to the dining table and sat down, took out his textbook and came out to review.
"Did you just use magic?" Yan Xiaole asked in a low voice.
"No, it's a kind of infrasound that I regulate by myself······ Forehead····· The vocal cords, which are called vocal cords, emit special sound waves, which can cause the vibration of the cochlear implant, so as to achieve the effect of temporarily deafness" "Do you still know this trick?" "Learn it online" "Can you learn this thing online?" "Well, popular science education programs······· You can't learn that human vocal cords can't produce this kind of sound waves" "······"" What kind of eyes are you" "It's nothing" Yan Xiaole walked to Mao Dongdong's side, this kid had a textbook on the table, and a mobile phone was pressed under the textbook, he was reviewing his homework, and he was simply reading a novel.
"What do you want to eat at night?" Yan Xiaole asked Mao Dongdong.
"I'll go out to eat with Cousin Mao Xiao later," Mao Dongdong replied as he locked the screen of his phone.
Yan Xiaole dragged aside the bench and sat down, "Do you want to eat M Ji, I invite you to eat~" "I want to have a happy paradise meal!" "How old do you want a happy paradise meal?" "You don't know, now Happy Paradise meals deliver superhero dolls!" "Do you also deliver takeaways?" Wei Xiaoxiao came over "Then I want a Hulk, Xiaotian he likes Hulk very much" "Send it away, but it says that the doll is random······ No, I'll order more, note that the toys should be different······ What do you want?" "I want a Guga" "Who is Guga?" "Oh, a superhero, I'm splitting it" Scarlet is talking about Kamen Rider's character, "That's it····· Spider-Man, I still love Spider-Man."
After a while, the delivery arrived.
"Wow, so much, are you done eating?" Mao Dongdong looked at the meal on the table.
"Don't worry, we don't have anything we can't eat at home" Yan Xiaole opened a bag "Oh, open the bag of red, Hulk's, and then!"
Wei Xiaoxiao took the Hulk doll, thinking that it would be just right to go to see Xiaotian tomorrow and bring this to him.
"I'm going to open it too!" Mao Dongdong also grabbed another bag.
"If you open it, you must finish it," Scarlet added.
Mao Dongdong hesitated for a while, but still opened three bags, two Thor and one Eagle Eye.
Just as he was about to open the fourth, Yan Xiaole stopped him, "Do you want to be held to death?"
"I want Iron Man ······" Mao Dongdong pouted, "And I'll open the bag, I won't move anything else" "Do you think she's joking with you? If you don't eat it, she'll really stuff it for you" Yan Xiaole said in his heart, this bear child, it's really good, the scar forgets the pain.
"Then Brother Yan, will you help me open it?" Mao Dongdong took Yan Xiaole's hand and coquettishly.
Yan Xiaole opened one, and he was still Thor.
"Is it Thor's big release today? Didn't I note that it should be different?" Yan Xiaole opened another bag, it was a black panther.
A Happy Paradise meal usually consists of a burger, a box of chicken nuggets, a glass of corn, and a glass of juice or milk. The portion size is very average, and one serving is definitely not enough to eat. But three servings are enough to eat.
Yan Xiaole couldn't open it, and Mao Dongdong didn't open it anymore.
Mao Dongdong had no choice but to turn to the target and launch an offensive against Wei Xiaoxiao.
Wei Xiaoxiao couldn't resist him, and he also opened an extra bag, which was Ant-Man.
Scarlet is already opening the third bag, and as soon as he opens it, he is Iron Man.
Mao Dongdong's eyes lit up, and he came over with three Thors, "Fat sister, how about I exchange three Thor for Iron Man with you?" Three for one, it's a good deal!" "I refuse, and, I repeat it again at the end, don't be clever with me, or I'll beat you" Scarlet pushed Mao Dongdong away with his foot.
Mao Dongdong felt hurt.
Looking at the four bags opened in front of him, Mao Dongdong gritted his teeth and opened another bag with lightning speed. This time he finally drove Iron Man.
"When I say finish eating, it's with water," Scarlet added.
Mao Dongdong took a deep breath and started eating!
After eating the fourth bag, Mao Dongdong couldn't eat it anymore, four hamburgers were eaten, plus twenty chicken nuggets and corn cups, and four cups of juice······
Adults can't eat, let alone a half-year-old child?
"That, fat sister, can I take this one home to eat?" Mao Dongdong asked with a sad face.
Scarlet shook his head, "No, I'm not allowed to leave until I'm done."
"So, can I bring it to my cousin to eat? he hasn't eaten yet?" "Whoever opened it, who eats." "Ouch fat sister, just spare me, I will never ······ again" After that, after eating, it's just today" "I really can't eat anymore, if I eat again, my stomach will explode!" "It's exploded, I'll call you an ambulance" Scarlet looked calm "The bag I opened, even if I die, I have to swallow it" "You, you, you are abusing children! This is illegal!" "I am breaking the law, you have to give me food" "I will call the police to arrest you!" "Before the police arrest me, I will stuff it for you" "You, you, you ······" Mao Dongdong's mouth pursed, and he cried, "Fat sister, I didn't mean to, you just forgive me this time, woo woo woo ·····"
"Shut up, don't be noisy when you eat!" frowned slightly, "Or are you ready to be deaf?"
Mao Dongdong shut up instantly.
"Scarlet, he's ······" Yan Xiaole felt that Scarlet seemed to be too harsh.
"I don't accept the plea" Scarlet didn't give Yan Xiaole face, "He is no longer a two- or three-year-old child, he should be responsible for his actions" "I know you want to educate him" "No, I just want to fix him" Scarlet was too lazy to educate any bear child, she was very happy to see the bear child eating deflated.
Mao Dongdong picked up the hamburger tremblingly, it was the first time he felt that eating was such a painful thing.
He regrets it now, really regrets it. Why did he have that extra hand, it's just an Iron Man doll, does it matter if he can have his own belly!
After taking a bite, Mao Dongdong felt that what he had just eaten had reached his throat, and he couldn't swallow it anymore.
He knelt down for Scarlet with a chirp, and burst into tears, "Fat sister, I was wrong, I really know that I was wrong, you have a lot, just forgive me, I promise to ······ in the future." You, you're making noise with me again," said Scarlet without raising his head.
Mao Dongdong immediately stopped talking.
Scarlet opened the seventh bag, oh, another Iron Man.
"Scarlet ·····" Yan Xiaole couldn't stand it anymore.
"What he just said was 'just', not 'please', let alone 'begging'. This shows that in his subconscious, he takes it for granted that I forgive him. His subtext was like saying, 'You damn thing, I've done this, why don't you forgive me?' and he knew he was wrong, but he didn't think it was a serious mistake — just apologize, just make sure you wouldn't get used to it next time, just say sorry. "Scarlet bite hamburger" Maybe you want to say, a small mistake like this is nothing. Hmph, you can't even follow this little rule, and such a little temptation will lead to mistakes, so if you ······ in the future Well, forget all about it. Little fat man, I'll give you a hint, I just said let you eat it, I didn't say what to do after eating it."
Mao Dongdong blinked his eyes, he didn't understand the meaning of scarlet.
Yan Xiaole understood, and snorted towards the toilet, "Go to the toilet, spit out what you ate before, and you can continue to eat."
Mao Dongdong immediately stood up and rushed into the toilet.
Vomiting, vomiting, vomiting, flushing.
When he came out again, Mao Dongdong had vegetables on his face, and most of what he had just eaten went into the sewer.
Picking up the fifth bag of hamburgers, Mao Dongdong finally ate all the contents of the fifth bag this time.
Mao Dongdong leaned on the table and looked at Scarlet with his spare eyes, "Fat sister, I, I've eaten it"
Scarlet ignored him, he continued, "I can eat like this, vomit and vomit, and the dolls will be mine at that time" "It's better not to, repeated vomiting and eating will cause a great burden on the stomach, and it is easy to cause stomach problems" Wei Xiaoxiao popularized health knowledge to Mao Dongdong "If it is serious, it will even cause stomach cramps, gastric motility decay, causing anorexia and other problems" "Hey, I, I won't be so stupid, I, I'm just talking" Mao Dongdong said weakly, "Fat sister, do you hate me very much" "Yes" Scarlet's answer was crisp and neat, and he didn't talk about any emotion, "Flim, flamboyant, sharp tongue, sharp mouth, upside down, right and wrong, black and white, selfishness, sticking to one's own opinions, typical of the mentality of small citizens." ”