51. A eunuch for a day, a eunuch for life?

It is said that Su San left HD County and came to the street, oh, no, it was Han Fei who left Lao Cai's house and came in front of the trade union, and he never said that I was miserable in my heart, the gentlemen of the past listened to me, I sued Ma Lang of the dynasty, he deceived the king and hid the emperor, I'm sorry, it seems that the script was wrong.

Lao Cai went to the crew yesterday by himself, leaving Han Fei alone on the lake, so he was the only one waiting for Feng Xi this morning, so he simply greeted Feng Xi and didn't have to rob others.

Han Fei leaned on the street lamp outside the union with a cigarette in his mouth, the faint smell of tobacco made him a little sober, his right hand kept pressing the lighter, and the faint flame was blown out as soon as it rose, and then he took the trouble to burn again, blow it out, and burn it again, this thing is so idle that it hurts, I really want to come to a smart machine at this time, at least I can turn on a pesticide to pass the time.

Feng Xi's car came quickly, it was a minibus, and when he saw Han Fei, he let him get into the car directly, and he didn't ask Lao Cai why he didn't come, it was estimated that Lao Cai had called Feng Xi.

The direction of the car was completely opposite to yesterday, and Han Fei asked Feng Xi a little curiously: "Brother Xi, which crew are we going to?"

Feng Xi leaned on the back of the chair and said, "Fengshen Bang, the crew is in the Qin Palace." ”

Huh? Fengshen Bang, the film of the Shang Dynasty was filmed in the Qin Palace, which seems to be a bit out of harmony, but the Celestial Dynasty seems to be a film and television base without the palace of the Shang Dynasty, Han Fei only remembers seeing the ruins of the Shang Dynasty in the history books.

"The god list starring Fan Ye?"

"Which Fan Ye?"

"Fan Bingbing. ”

Feng Xi was happy to hear it, Master Fan, are you scolding other people's men's mothers-in-law, or what? said with a smile: "You kid has investigated very clearly, and you also know that Fan Bingbing is the starring role, but your nickname is a bit interesting." ”

"Screaming, I think everyone is an uncle. ”

Du Mu once wrote: five steps to the first floor, ten steps to a pavilion; corridor waist manback, eaves teeth high pecking; each hugging the terrain, hooking the heart and corners. Coiled, embarrassed, beehive water vortex, I don't know how many tens of millions of falls. The car slowly drove by, this Qin palace is domineering and bright, the main gate is a pass, drive in from the gate, the first to enter the field of vision is the countless steps that stretch upward, the main hall is called "the four seas return to one hall", condescending to overlook all living beings, it is indeed the first emperor "six kings are finished, the four seas are one" of the majestic momentum.

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The moment the costume teacher gave the clothes, Han Fei was indeed a little suspicious of life, what is this, a eunuch for a day, a eunuch for life? Don't bully me just because I look good-eyed, I warn you, you are discriminating against Hongguoguo. Although I worked as a eunuch in the Qing Dynasty, my brother is not a journeyman, so you don't need to arrange another eunuch for me, give me a role with a handle, it's okay if you don't have lines. , can you please read more books and learn more history? The eunuch job appeared before the Qin Dynasty, and you Shang Dynasty people are making a lot of fun.

The person who designed the costume didn't know what kind of thinking it was, a eunuch's clothes were so exquisitely made, the robe had big sleeves, three circles of moire embroidered on the cuffs, the crown was like a cylinder with a knife cut obliquely, and there were many lines embroidered on the periphery, if the costume teacher didn't say that this was a dress for eunuchs, Han Fei really thought it was a uniform like Qin Tianjian.

After Han Fei changed his clothes and put on makeup, the assistant director advised: "As soon as the director shouts, you will say, 'The king has arrived', and then step aside, bow your head and lean over, understand?"

"Yes, no problem. Han Fei made an OK gesture.

At this time, three people walked in from the side of the palace gate, the man was wearing a black robe on the outside, but the lining was a white robe, which looked like Oreo, but the hairstyle was like a Tibetan mastiff that had been raised for half a year, but he was still wearing the crown of the Son of Heaven, and he hung down ten curtains thinly, and I don't know if he offended the stylist, so that people didn't have the urge to twist, lick, and soak at all.

The woman's charm is as if she walked down from the painting, especially a pair of eyes, which vividly interprets what it is to hook the soul and win the card, she is wearing a blue palace dress, with gorgeous patterns, not only missing shoulders, but also leaking two hemispheres, and then holding an elegant bun on her head, the headdress is the same as a jade Chaowat, jade, expensive weapons, strong contrast, that person is already beautiful, the big sleeves are closed, the lotus step moves lightly, and the whole audience has to call frantically, that is really called a I am not aimed at anyone, I mean that the entire entertainment industry is not as beautiful as me.

There is also a woman, alas, the goods have to be thrown away, the comparison between the two is simply mediocre, and the pearl of rice grains is also shining?

Han Fei knew both of them, roaring sect leader Ma Jintao, Fan Ye, the rest of the person who was dressed in a high-end costume should be a concubine, could it be a pipa essence and pheasant essence?

The director began to talk to the three of them, it turned out that this time it was about Queen Jiang being led to the rhythm and saying that she was going to rebel, and the king sent Huang Guifei to investigate, and the next thing to shoot was Huang Guifei's report and the open and secret battle with Daji.

The director is quite efficient, and immediately signaled to start filming after the play, and the scene notes came out: "Fengshen List X times X, action!"

I saw Daji and the imperial concubine standing on both sides of the dragon chair (this dragon chair is really simple enough), Daji raised her chin, as if smiling instead of smiling, contempt spontaneously appeared, Daji said: "Sister Huang, what are you doing in the king's bedroom?"

"Hmph, I'm here to meet the king, what do I have to do with you?" After all, Huang Guifei is the sister of Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, and the real power faction in the court, she is not afraid of herself at all.

Daji was about to argue, when the king entered the arena, and the eunuch Han Fei shouted, "The king has arrived." Then he slid around and stood in a corner.

The two hurriedly gave a salute, and the king of the Xuan Dynasty helped the two of them up, and asked Huang Guifei: "Why did the concubine come here?" The voice is very good, but the crooked tone is a bit of a drama.

Huang Guifei persuaded: "Your Majesty, the concubine thinks that Queen Jiang will never rebel, the evidence in this case is insufficient, it is contrary to normal feelings, please think, Queen Jiang is the first match, Yin Jiao has also been established as the crown prince, in the future, after a hundred years of the king, the prince will succeed to the throne She will be the queen mother, why should she rebel." ”

After all, the king is not a stupid person, it makes sense to listen to this carefully, Da Ji on the side knows that the situation is not right, a pair of eyes are staring at Huang Guifei, and his eyes are a little terrifying.

Daji walked over slowly, her long skirt dragged on the ground, and her voice was extremely sultry: "King, the crime of rebellion is not trivial, this Jiang Huan is the person of Empress Jiang's father, Dong Bohou, so many people in the harem, he did not identify but instead identified Queen Jiang, according to the concubine, if there is no heavy punishment, the queen will not confess." ”

"The king shall not be punished, for the queen is the mother of all peoples, and shall not be punished according to the law. Huang Guifei persuaded in a hurried voice.

Daji continued to mend the knife: "There is no immutable law in the world, and the law is determined by man, besides, the first king said that the Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people, let alone the queen?"

Although this knife can be repaired, Han Fei still complained in his heart, what kind of slavery society do you talk about the same crime of the Son of Heaven and the common people, the screenwriter is stupid.

The king of Xuan had a gloomy face, pacing with his hands on his waist and small steps, estimating in his heart that heaven and man were fighting, and then he seemed to want to understand something, flicked his big sleeves, locked his eyebrows, and said, "Spread the decree." ”

“CUT！”

It's really time for the director to shout, as soon as it is edited in the later stage, the king can still say one less line, Han Fei is still looking forward to the king of the dragon dragging the text, and it ended like this, and he was silent for Queen Jiang for three seconds.

The weather is still very cold on this day, Daji leaked his shoulders and missed a hemisphere, and he was already frozen, as soon as he shouted to stop, the little assistant ran over and put on a down jacket, and his graceful figure was immediately wrapped like Michelin tires, and all the men were sighing secretly, and the hormones in the air had dropped several points.

Then several scenes were filmed, Daji and Queen Jiang were arguing, you came and went, the fight was inseparable, but unfortunately the referee played match-fixing, and the king's ass had long been crooked to Daji's side, which is like the Chinese team and the United States team playing football, you let an RB person be the referee, then you will play for a day.

However, Han Fei, who blows a whistle like King Xu, understands very well, although Queen Jiang is good-looking enough, but this Daji is really not an ordinary woman, the words "ecstasy", "soul and soul seduction" are tailor-made for her, if Han Fei is the king of Zhou, it is not match-fixing, then the trophy has to be awarded directly to Daji.