First Entry into the Dragon Court Chapter 2: Pranks

The woman in the red dress is not only young, but also really dignified and beautiful. Her eyes are very large, especially the eyelashes are particularly long, from the front, it feels like the whole eye is black, her lips are very thick, but the lip shape is very good-looking, the vermilion lipstick makes her very sexy, and the uneven curve on her body is definitely a huge temptation for men. Her body is full of mature flavor, especially the round twin peaks, which obviously make men can't take their eyes off at a glance.

The woman was very well-dressed, and she looked like a rich person, but her face looked a little haggard and pale.

She looked at Yun Lin's eyes a little eagerly, as if someone after falling into the water had grabbed a life-saving straw.

The woman's name is Zifeng, she is a very famous rich woman, and this woman is among the best in the list of rich people in China. Zifeng's trip to the Northeast is to find a magical ancient Xuanmen medical technique that can treat him, Zhu Youshu.

Zhu Yushu is a type of Zhu Shu, and in general, many people see it as a fraud. It's a superstition, but in fact, Zhu Yushu is a very ancient method that has been passed down for thousands of years. As an important medical category of the thirteen departments, the department of Zhu Youshu has disappeared in the torrent of historical development. Because I heard that the great god of Northeast Jumping is the inheritance of witchcraft, and the great god has a ability to ask for medicine, which is Zhu Yushu. It's just that Zifeng has found a lot of so-called gods in the Northeast, but in fact, all of them are liars without exception, and later she invited a close friend of her father, a famous Chinese medicine veteran, Guo Yuanyuan.

Guo Lao is the old man who carries the Ding in the Chinese medicine circle, and he is the absolute authority. When he came to see it these few times, he saw through the deception at a glance, but they didn't come to fight fakes, they came to ask people to heal!

The method of Zhu Yushu requires a monk and a certain amount of cultivation to be able to perform it. But now the Huaxia cultivation has long been exhausted, although some people are still cultivating, most of them have not reached the most basic realm, that is, the foundation building realm. Therefore, the people who can perform Zhu Youshu are simply very few people! Guo Yuanyuan never expected to see a young man who could Zhu Youshu here.

Yun Lin didn't notice that someone was looking at him, and Zhang Xi and the flight attendant didn't know that this was Zhu Youshu, thinking that Yun Lin was playing a prank.

Yun Lin took out three yellow runes, and he said something in his mouth that many people couldn't understand, and then Yun Lin stuffed the three rune paper into the cup, and then saw a fire rise in the cup, and the things inside were all burning, Yun Lin shouted: "Open your mouth!"

The fat man opened his mouth, Yun Lin held the man's neck with one hand, and then the quilt was fastened to his mouth with one hand.

Logically speaking, it is strictly forbidden to ignite the plane, but the flame was instantly raised, and then extinguished, the water cup was full of smoke, and the yellow fu was burned to ashes in an instant, and those powdered and air-dried geckos were also burned into a purple mist! Yun Lin put the quilt on the fat man's mouth, and then Yun Lin shouted: "Suck!"

The fat man inhaled all the smoke into his mouth in one gulp, and there was nothing left in the cup......

Guo Lao's hands trembled and said: "It's Zhu Youshu, this is Zhu Youshu, the long-lost Zhu Youshu, and this young man's Zhu Youshu is the most authentic Zhu Youshu! โ€

Yun Lin returned the cup to Zhang Xi, and the stewardess behind Zhang Xi took the cup, and there was still residual warmth on the cup, but nothing was left inside that was clean?

Zhang Xi is also wondering, could it be that Yunlin is not a Chinese medicine practitioner, but a magician?

Of course, they didn't know that a year ago, Yunlin was already the last witch in the entire Huaxia. is also the last descendant of Wu Xian! Yun Lin is not actually surnamed Wu, but what is the specific surname...... He himself didn't know. Anyway, he knew that his name was Yunlin, not Yun. And his master is also a very famous master in the Northeast Xiuzhen circle, because his cultivation has reached the foundation building realm, but this is not the proudest thing in his life, he is proud of the fact that he personally trained a twenty-year-old apprentice of the enlightened realm.

But for this result, he paid with his own life. He completely broke the situation that Huaxia Xiuzhen was not enlightened. But no one can know about this great feat.

The Zhu You technique used by Yun Lin is an orthodox Hongshu. Legend has it that Wu Xian was to save the world with Hongshu, and later Hongshu was simplified and renamed Zhu Youshu. In order to teach Yunlin, his master sold all the sky-high family properties he had accumulated over the years, and took Yunlin to travel all over the famous rivers and mountains of China, and then traveled around the world to find some important documents lost overseas. Yunlin has been traveling in Yunlin since he was a child, and he has practiced all the way, so that Yunlin has today's achievements. However, his master was buried under the thunder and left nothing.

The fat man absorbed all the smoke, and everyone looked at him curiously, waiting for him to explode, but what he didn't expect was that he actually said with a look of enjoyment: "What is this, so fragrant, what kind of flower is this? After entering the lungs, I feel that my whole body is cool and cool, and my brain is also refreshed! This is amazing." โ€

As soon as the fat man said this, the others almost burst out laughing, three yellow talismans, plus dried geckos and some unknown black powder, can they have an aromatic taste?

I guess if he knew what he was inhaling, he would be able to die by now.

Everyone didn't understand what Yunlin's means were, but Guo Yuanyan recognized that this was Zhu Youshu, the ancient Xuanmen Hongshu.

However, the fat man's face looked much better just now, his face was greasy and greasy, and he felt reflective, but now it is different, ruddy and energetic. Yun Lin smiled and returned the thing to Zhang Xi, then he took the tissue and rolled it into two balls, and then he took the paper ball and compared it to his nose. Zhang Xihu looked at Yun Lin suspiciously, not knowing what he meant. Yun Lin stuffed the two balls into his nostrils with a smile, and then whispered with a smile: "Hurry up, the taste is very strong." โ€

Zhang Xi was stunned for a moment, and at this time he heard: "Poof~~~~!"

The loud and crisp fart echoed through the cabin......

The fat man felt the bloating in his stomach as if it had become much easier with his fart......

But this fart is not only loud, but it really stinks!!

"Poofโ€”โ€”!" farts are connected into a line, Zhang Xi covers his nose and turns around and leaves, it doesn't matter if the fart stinks, the key is spicy eyes, everyone's spicy eyes can't be opened! The people in the cabin are covering their noses one by one and constantly fanning their hands in front of them.

After the fat man released three farts in a row, it was like a salute!

Bang!when!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!!

If it weren't for the fact that there was a seat belt to fix the fat man, it is estimated that he would have broken through the cabin and broken through the sky by now!

Zifeng and Guo Yuanyuan, who were far away, covered their noses, Guo Yuanyuan pointed at the fat man and smiled: "This is effective, Xiaofeng, your disease is really cured!!!

The fat man was embarrassed to fart himself, he hurriedly unbuckled his seat belt and ran to the toilet, bang, bang......, bang! The fat man felt that he had never run so fast, and he had already practiced farts in the toilet.

Zhang Xi knocked on the door and said, "Sir, the bathroom will be out of service soon, hurry up and go back to your seat immediately." โ€

"Back to what seat?"

Poofโ€”โ€”! when the fat man spoke, he directly felt something pop out this time......

The fat man hurriedly rushed into the toilet, and he rushed into the toilet Goldskin. The movement inside was really great, and the captain called the intercom and shouted: "Zhang Xi, what does it smell like outside!"

Zhang Xi looked back at the cockpit and said, "Captain, one of the passengers has a bad stomach." It looks like it can't get out!"

The captain frowned and said, "Let him hurry, if it doesn't work, lock the toilet door first, and let him come out after he lands!"

"Good. Zhang Xi hurriedly knocked on the door and said: "Sir, the plane is about to land, we have to lock the toilet according to the regulations, if you are really unwell, please sit firmly, we are going to land......"

"I see, leave me alone!" yelled the fat man as he crouched in the toilet.

Yun Lin looked at the direction of the toilet with a sly smile on his face, after the plane landed, everyone began to prepare to get off the plane in order, this uncle was still in the toilet bang bang, puff and puff, and then it was said that the medical staff at the airport came, and the scene after the toilet door was opened! It was indescribable, Zhang Xi didn't dare to look at it, but after carrying out the person, Zhang Xi was also blinded. The man was fat when he went in, and it turned out to be ...... He has lost more than one lap, which is the level of the average person who is fat!

Could it be that Yun Lin was really treating a disease just now? This wasn't a prank? But no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it's really treating people? Is it so tormenting to treat people?

At this time, at the exit of the airport, Yunlin was carrying his backpack, ready to return to this city that was both familiar and unfamiliar to him. He was just about to leave, when suddenly an old man hurriedly caught up behind him and said, "Little master, wait a minute. โ€

Yun Lin turned his head, he looked at Guo Yuanyan who was catching up behind him and said, "Old man, do you have something to tell me?"

Guo Yuanyan panted and said: "Little master, Lao Yu is also a Chinese medicine doctor, I saw your medical skills just now, it is simply amazing! Can you tell the old man, is it Zhu Youshu that you have returned?"

Yun Lin smiled, he looked at the old man curiously and asked, "Do you also know Zhu Youshu?"

"Yes, yes, I'm not just until, I'm still looking for someone like you, little master, everywhere to help save someone. Xiaofeng!Come here!!"

Yun Lin looked at Zifeng, he saw a woman in a long red dress walking over, and before the woman could speak, Yun Lin said, "Are you asking me to help her unravel the Gu in her body?"