Is it all pretending? This is too good to act, right?

"You didn't look at the female tyrannosaurus's eyes, if I don't pretend to break my leg, I guess it will be really broken in a while. Wang Dadong rolled his eyes and said.

"Brother Wang, you are really my idol......" Yang Jian looked at Wang Dadong's eyes, and a little star appeared in his eyes.

Wang Dadong patted Yang Jian's shoulder, and was about to say, don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend, and the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

When I took it out, it turned out to be a call from the female boss.

To pick up, or not to answer, that's the question.

Meow that cat, stretch out your head and stab, shrink your head and stab, it's a death anyway, it's already like that anyway, what do you want to do.

I immediately pressed the answer button.

"Wang Dadong, ...... last night" On the phone, the cold voice of the female boss came.

"It was like that last night, what do you want?" Thinking that it was better to die with dignity anyway, this thing said loudly into the microphone.

On the other end of the phone, Lin Shiyan felt very angry, what do you mean she can do whatever she wants? Did she say what she wanted? She just wanted to ask if she wore that last night.

After calming down, the female boss continued to ask: "I just want to ask you, was it useful last night......

"No!" Wang Dadong replied without hesitation.

As the saying goes, confess and sit in a lenient prison, and you must not take the initiative to admit it at this time.

After listening to Wang Dadong's words, the female boss's heart was very upset, it's over, that bastard really didn't use a set, it seems that the president is really going to conceive a child.

No, the bastard's seed must not be allowed to take root in the belly of Ben President.

After being silent for a while, Lin Shiyan whispered: "Wang Dadong, everyone is an adult, and it's not a big deal to indulge occasionally......

Hearing this, Wang Dadong felt a little strange, he thought that the female boss was looking for him to ask for guilt, how did he feel like she was comforting him?

"So, I'll act like it didn't happen last night. The female boss continued.

It's so good, Wang Dadong is overjoyed.

"But ......"

Nima, I know that there is a but, please can you finish the words at one time, Wang Dadong was a little depressed.

"Say, if you want to kill or chop, listen to it. ”

"I didn't say what I wanted to do with you, I wanted you to buy something for me. ”

"What's that?"

"That's the kind of ...... Something that kills a child. "The female boss is really speechless to avoid the three words 'pregnancy pills'.

Nani: What's going on? The female boss wants to kill someone.

"Wife, although I know that you suffered a big blow last night, if you want to retaliate, you will come at me, I will never resist, don't hurt the innocent, killing people is a crime. ”

Lin Shiyan was a little speechless for a moment, didn't she just want to buy a Yu 'Ting, why did she get involved in killing people again.

However, strictly speaking, what she has to do is really killing.

"Wang Dadong, I didn't mean that, you didn't use that last night, I may ...... So I want you to buy ...... for me."

The female boss's words completely stunned Wang Dadong, she didn't use that, which one is that?

What could it be? You want me to buy it for you, but you say what you want to buy!

At this time, not only Lin Shiyan, but even Wang Dadong was dying.

"I didn't use anything last night?" Wang Dadong felt that it was better to ask one thing at a time.

The female boss hesitated for a long time, and finally gritted her teeth and said, "Did you not use a set of t last night?" ”

"No, no. Wang Dadong subconsciously replied.

His little brother didn't work last night, so why should he wear work clothes.

"Okay, you beast, you're really useless!" After receiving Wang Dadong's affirmation, Lin Shiyan suddenly became furious.

Isn't this bastard going to take some precautions? Aren't you afraid that something with his thing will infect me with this thing?

As soon as he thought of this, Lin Shiyan felt why he was so unlucky. That guy runs out and fools around at every turn, big health care and small health care or something, maybe there is a real problem.

It's miserable, President Ben's first time was not only destroyed in the hands of this beast, but also caused a strange disease.

I've heard that there's no cure for that disease.

The more I thought about it, the more aggrieved Lin Shiyan felt, why was this the reason for this? She was a beautiful president every flower, why was she ruined in the hands of this little security guard.

Whining!

The female boss didn't restrain herself for a while, and even cried with a whimper.

Hearing the cry of the female boss, Wang Dadong's heart suddenly softened, no wonder the female boss was uncharacteristic today, not only did not kill herself, but also gave herself fifty yuan.

It turned out that she thought she had slept with her.

"That wife, in fact, ......"

"The surname Wang, don't say anything, the matter has come to this, and the old lady will be slept with by a pig. Wang Dadong was about to tell Lin Shiyan the truth, but the female boss said this.

Nani: Slept with a pig, slept with a pig!

Wang Dadong's mind was suddenly full of black lines, but now the female boss's emotions are obviously out of control, so it's better not to provoke her.

"That wife, what do you want me to buy for you?" Wang Dadong slowed down his voice, trying not to stimulate the female boss.

"The surname Wang, don't think that you have taken advantage of the president, the president is your person, and the president will never give you a child!"

What is it like to have a baby?

Wang Dadong instantly understood what the female boss meant, and suddenly said, "Wife, don't you want me to help you buy every tinging?"

"That word pronounce yu!" Hearing Wang Dadong's words, the female boss was almost not angry, and there was a burst of sadness in her heart.

Why am I so unlucky, it doesn't matter if I encounter such a big wonder, I am still so uneducated, but the president is also a top student studying in the United States, has this guy graduated from elementary school?

"Okay, Yu 'Ting, Yu 'Ting, wife, don't be angry, I don't read much. Wang Dadong only felt a little sweat on his forehead, who said that Chinese characters only need to be read halfway?

God, kill me, how could I be so unlucky! Thinking that he might get along with this strange thing for the rest of his life, Lin Shiyan really wanted to jump directly from the nineteenth floor.

"Wang Dadong, you are limited to buy things back for President Ben within ten minutes!" Lin Shiyan said viciously into the microphone, and hung up the phone fiercely after speaking.

"Brother Wang, do you also have a wife?" Seeing Wang Dadong hang up the phone, Yang Jian seemed to have heard the biggest news in the world.

", who hasn't had a wife these days?" Wang Dadong glared at Yang Jian angrily.

"I ......" Yang Jian's expression at this time was not to mention how resentful......

Wang Dadong sat on the steps and smoked, and did not go to buy Yu and Ting for his wife.