Chapter 089: Catch a hen and make a home visit

"Nima coin, didn't you say help me catch chickens? How can you ......" Yang Ronghua downstairs, under the chicken coop on the side of the yard, the chickens hiding in the chicken coop made a "cooing ......" sound.

And Li Fengxian's legs were on the chicken coop, Tian Liang played with the warm eggs in the chicken coop with both hands, and the whole wooden chicken coop shook, about to fall apart, making a "crunch, crunch" sound, which complemented the "cooing" sound made by those chickens.

"Hehe, who called your old hen so obedient, the eggs laid are big and round, and I want to eat them when I look at them......"

This shaking almost collapsed the chicken coop, and frightened the roosters and hens to flutter their wings, "cooing" and jumping around.

In the end, I don't know if it was the "cooing" sound from the sound of water stains or the sound of chickens.

Tian Liang grabbed the egg from the chicken nest, pinched it hard, the egg was broken, the egg white and egg yolk dripped on Li Fengxian Baihuahua's body, he was like a hungry wolf dog smelling the delicious prey, opened his mouth and gnawed on it......

"You're going to die...... ...... of Nyima Hurry up and catch a big hen for the old lady......"

Tian Liang grinned, "Stinky girl, isn't Lao Tzu catching a big hen for you......"

After a quarter of an hour or so, the shaking chicken coop came to an abrupt end, with a few broken eggshells on the ground, and some egg whites and yolks dripping on the ground......

Tian Liang wiped his mouth, the remaining egg whites and egg yolks on his mouth, lifted his pants, "Ahh............h

Li Fengxian shook his hand, pulled up his clothes, wiped the egg whites and yolks on his body, and scolded in his mouth: "Tian Liang, you it, do you have a special fetish......?

"Hehe, brother and sister, don't say it so ugly, what dirty water, that's the essence, nutrition, and eggs, give you skin maintenance!"

Tian Liang patted the chicken feathers on his body, and stared at Li Fengxian with squinted eyes, Nima, this old lady is really sassy, no wonder Xiang Guoyuan can't forget it so much, even his wife He Xiuzhen was snubbed.

"You haven't said it yet, why did you come to my house?" Li Fengxian tidied up her clothes, and she didn't care about the egg whites and egg yolks that were covered on her body, she was wearing her clothes, wrapped her body tightly, and looked at Tian Liang.

Tian Liang looked at the old hen in the chicken coop and reminisced about the battle just now, "Hehe, I'm not here to help you catch the old hen, what else can you do!"

"Fart, what the hell are you, you are taking the opportunity to eat the old lady's tofu and take advantage of the old lady. ”

After catching the old hen, Tian Liang's haze for a day was swept away, "Your family is not at home, I was looking for him, but next time, if you want to catch the old hen again, remember to call me, be on call." ”

", who wants you to help, surnamed Tian, you listen to the old lady, today's matter, this is the end, you better keep your mouth tight to the old lady, if you dare to go out and talk nonsense, the old lady promises to go to the school, so that you can't get off the stage." ”

Tian Liang cried with a sad face, what is special, it wasn't like this just now, this changed his face very quickly, but today's trip was not in vain, and he didn't bother with Li Fengxian, so he snorted, "What will happen in the future, who can say for sure, brother and sister, brother and sister are gone." ”

Li Fengxian watched Tian Liang walk out of the yard, glanced at the messy chicken coop, and the puddle of egg whites and egg yolks on the ground, and for some reason, there was a trace of sweet relief in her heart.

Although he and Xiang Guoyuan have done a lot of this in the past when he hid in the pigsty, but today he Tian Liang is in the chicken coop, crushing the eggs, dripping on his body, and then his mouth ...... When she thought about it, her heart still tickled.

Tian Liang whistled, walked out of Yang Ronghua's house, just turned a sill, met Yang Ronghua head-on, and looked at the obese Yang Ronghua, a big beer belly ten months pregnant, with a typical Mediterranean hairstyle.

What's more, this man knows at a glance that he has more than enough heart but not enough strength, no wonder he can't feed Li Fengxian's old lady, it seems that he will come to Yang Ronghua's house more in the future, maybe there will be a free "lunch" to eat, or eggs and white tofu!

"Huh, Director Tian, where are you here?" As soon as Yang Ronghua saw Tian Liang, he greeted him enthusiastically and greeted him with a smile.

Tian Liangxin never forgot Li Fengxian, and said casually: "Brother Yang, you are very leisurely, no, I just came to your house for a home visit!"

"Home visits? You mean, Yaozong was disobedient at school and got into a fight again?" Yang Ronghua is still clear about Yang Yaozong's performance at school, besides, there have been teachers from Shiyi Village Central Primary School who came to his home to visit him because of Yang Yaozong's fights and troubles.

Therefore, Yang Ronghua is no stranger to the term "home visit".

Tian Liang's conscience was empty, Nima, this nonsense reason, it seems to be a coincidence, didn't Yang Yaozong's kid just fight with Zhang Xiaoman today? This is a home visit to Yang Ronghua's house, reasonable!

"Uh, children, it's normal to be noisy, I, as the school's teaching director, also pay strict attention to the quality of teaching, Yaozong, I'm a little naughty at school, I'm here this time, it's also for the sake of the children. Tian Liang saw that the reason for "home visit" was sufficient, so he simply put on a role as a teacher and a serious person, and posed with Yang Ronghua.

Yang Ronghua is rich and doesn't know anything about children's education, but as a big boss, he wants to give Yang Yaozong a better education and read more books, so he still respects the teacher, and when he heard that Tian Liang was coming for his son Yang Yaozong, he immediately invited him warmly, "Ah, it turned out to be for the dog, Director Tian, then follow me into the house, no matter what, today, you have to stay at home to eat and then leave, and let your younger brothers and sisters make a chicken, stew a pot of chicken soup, let's brothers, have a good drink." ”

Tian Liang also pushed the boat along the water, "Then I might as well be respectful." ”

talked and laughed with Yang Ronghua, and walked straight back to the small western-style building.

As soon as he walked outside the courtyard of the small western-style building, hiding in the chicken coop, Li Fengxian heard the sound of talking, and his soul was almost frightened, so he quickly got out of the chicken coop and ran towards the bathroom.

She is not afraid of Yang Ronghua, but after all, this kind of stealing people behind her husband's back is not so glorious.

As soon as Yang Ronghua entered the house, he shouted into the house, "Fengxian, Fengxian, there is a guest at home, Director Tian of the Teaching Office of Yaozong School has come to do a home visit, you hurry up, go catch a chicken and kill it." ”

Li Fengxian hid in the bathroom, her head "buzzing", this old pervert came to make a home visit? Nima coins, is that how you treat the old lady for home visits? While taking a bath, I wiped my body with soap a few times before scrubbing the egg yolks and egg whites clean, and responded, "Okay, I just went into the chicken coop to catch chickens, and I got dirty, I'll take a bath first, you boil the water......