Zhang Daman stumbled and sat on the ground, and the big hen that came to his hand fluttered her wings, struggling with the thread that Zhang Daman was dragging in her hand, and the other end of the thread had been swallowed into the sac by the big hen through the esophagus.

He stood up with a single bone, threw himself down, dragged the big hen over, grabbed the big hen's neck, and held it firmly, so that the big hen would not crow.

At this moment, the big yellow dog opened its bloody mouth, jumped over, and bit Zhang Daman.

Zhang Daman took advantage of the situation, flew up with a kick, kicked on the stomach of the big yellow dog, the big yellow dog's body turned in the air, "Wangwang" a few times, rolled in the corner, turned over and got up, and barked at Zhang Daman.

"Zhang Daman, you kill a thousand knives, you have eaten the guts of a bear's heart and a leopard, and you dare to steal Lao Tzu's chicken!"

The barking of the big yellow dog alarmed Yang Ronghua, he ran out of the small western-style building with a shy round belly, grabbed the broom in the yard, and chased him out with a curse.

Yang Ronghua is a fat man, with a round belly, like a pregnant woman who is seven or eight months pregnant, bald, like Mount Fuji, with a sparse circle of hair.

Seeing the situation, Zhang Daman waved his hand and shouted at Zhang Xiaoman: "Xiaoman, run!"

Zhang Xiaoman had already jumped out of the back of the pyre he was hiding, panicked, and ran wildly.

Zhang Daman stuffed the big hen into the loose clothes, pinched the chicken's neck with one hand, grabbed the chicken's feet with the other, and ran away.

Yang Ronghua chased it out, whistled, and shouted at the big yellow dog: "Rhubarb, chase, bite these two pieces to death for Lao Tzu!"

The big yellow dog ran wildly on four legs, chasing Zhang Daman's father and son.

Yang Ronghua also followed behind, chasing after him.

The road in Shiyi Village is not a flat road, but a winding and rugged road. On the road, there are some small pebbles.

Yang Ronghua chased after him for a while, couldn't catch up, bent down to pick up the stones on the ground, and threw stones at Zhang Daman's father and son, throwing stones, and scolding while throwing stones: "Zhang Daman, you don't have a son, don't let Lao Tzu catch you." ”

Zhang Daman scolded back while running, "Yang Ronghua, you are endless, there is a kind of you chasing Lao Tzu! Hahaha......"

Seeing that the big yellow dog was about to catch up, Zhang Daman bent down, grabbed a big stone, and smashed it at the big yellow dog.

"Woo Woo ......"

The big yellow dog barked a few times and jumped to avoid the stones.

Bypassing a mountain col, Zhang Xiaoman ran in front, Zhang Daman followed, followed the foot of the mountain, and began to climb the mountain.

Yang Ronghua's house is next to the village, it is Tianjiatun in Shiyi Village, and Zhang Daman is in Shanmiaotun in Shiyi Village, after the country road of Tianjiatun, climb up a mountain, and then walk from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain, which is Shanmiaotun.

The origin of the place name of this mountain temple is probably due to the fact that there is a mountain temple here, and during the New Year's Festival, the villagers will come to worship the mountain god in the temple, praying for good weather and prosperity.

Halfway up the mountain, night fell, it was already dark, I could only see the road, the visibility was very low, even if I was face-to-face, I almost couldn't recognize each other.

Yang Ronghua ran to the foot of the mountain, holding his knees with both hands, panting, it was unlikely that he could catch up, he had to scold, "Zhang Daman, I your ancestors for eighteen generations, ouch, I'm tired of Lao Tzu." ”

Zhang Daman picked up the stone on the ground and threw it towards the foot of the mountain, "Yang Ronghua, isn't it just an old hen, as a filial piety to Lao Tzu, do you want to chase it to the death, Lao Tzu will hit your head with a stone." ”

Yang Ronghua was afraid of death, and when he saw that Zhang Daman really threw down the stone, he kept scolding, but he knew that in Shiyi Village, it was good to provoke anyone, so don't mess with this Diao people Zhang Daman.

It's really like a person, and it's arrogant and unreasonable. Just a barbarian!

In other words, he Yang Ronghua has always been not a good person, but with Zhang Daman, he keeps the well water from the river.

Today, I don't know what kind of wind Zhang Daman smoked, and he went to Yang Ronghua's house to steal chickens.

Yang Ronghua also admitted it, let's see, Zhang Daman, you turtle bastard, Lao Tzu will always catch you and hit your half-body incontinence.

If it weren't for Zhang Daman's stealing of chickens, he wouldn't have been scared away by Yang Ronghua.

In Shiyi Village, as long as you are a little familiar with Zhang Daman, you know that this person is purely a bastard, especially after his wife Luo Yuhong ran away with someone. His temperament has changed greatly, and the whole person has become a bastard, wandering here for a few days and hanging there for a few days, completely like a hooligan bastard.

As for the past, Zhang Daman was really an honest man, in the village, if he elected the honest person ranking, Zhang Daman ranked second, and no one dared to compete for the first.

Zhang Daman is a practitioner, I heard that in the early years, he took in a "picker" who walked the streets and alleys, and this picker turned out to be very talented, with unique skills, and what kind of heir to Taijimen.

In order to thank Zhang Daman for his kindness, the picker taught him a set of Tai Chi.

Who knows, Zhang Daman has always insisted on practicing Tai Chi, not only practicing his body and bones to be extremely strong, but also cultivating Tai Chi to a lot of enlightenment.

"Daddy, why are we running?" asked Zhang Xiaoman, who was panting, in a sweet and soft voice.

Zhang Daman grinned and pulled the big hen out from under his clothes, "Xiaoman, run, that's an art." If you don't run, don't say there's a chicken to eat tonight, I'm afraid you'll have to be bitten by a dog. ”

Zhang Xiaoman swallowed a mouthful of water, "Dad, we don't have anything at home, how can we eat this chicken?"

"Daddy has his own clever plan, hehe......" Zhang Daman patted Zhang Xiaoman's head lightly, "Ha, good luck, eat chicken tonight." Son, gole. ”

He hung the big hen on his shoulder, pulled Zhang Xiaoman, and walked towards home.

At this time, Zhang Daman can be regarded as having accepted the fact of rebirth, and the two selves after rebirth, accepting Zhang Xiaoman's son is equivalent to accepting himself.

The rest is how to survive.

Live, live, be born, live.

It's really not easy, in short, you can't live as poorly as in your previous life.

"Xiaoman, you're five years old, right?"

"Hmm!"

"Xiaoman, do you want to study?"

"Hmm!"

"Xiaoman, you ......"

Zhang Xiaoman pouted and asked a little unhappily, "Daddy, are you my own father? Am I your biological child? Why are there so many problems? What about my mother?"

Zhang Daman was embarrassed, how should he answer this question? He is his own father? Who is Zhang Xiaoman's mother?

This series of questions is more difficult to answer than the ultimate philosophical question: who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going?

No matter, let it out!

"Of course I'm your father, your mother...... Belch...... Your mother ......" Zhang Daman really can't think of it, he can't say that Zhang Xiaoman's mother is also his mother, isn't this messy?

Since he is reborn into two selves, and now he is Zhang Xiaoman's father, and Zhang Xiaoman is his childhood self, Zhang Xiaoman's mother is not his own mother, his mother is not his own mother, so who is the?

It's harder than going to the police station to prove that you're you!

The rebirth of the pit father, the relationship is all messed up.

Fortunately, it's not true, otherwise, this is completely against ethics and morality, and he was invited to drink tea by the river crab god and dragged by 404 to parade on the street.