264 Sadistic heart
"No, there are people in my club who dare to ...... late" Bagan was just halfway through his words, when he saw the empty chair next to Zhang Yifu, he realized something, swallowed it back, and said in extreme pain, "It should be...... The work is tight, let's wait a little longer......"
The scene was quite awkward, everyone wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh, so they spent seven or eight minutes in such a peculiar way.
After all, Bagan was anxious, and he was anxious and uncomfortable, and said to Zhang Yifu: "Emphasized?"
"Emphasized twice. Zhang Yifu said calmly, "It should be...... Won't forget. ”
"Then wait another two minutes. Bagan sighed helplessly, "No, you can contact me." ”
So, five minutes passed like this, and a room full of people was just exhausted.
"Xiao Zhang, you can get in touch. Yuan Tiezhi on the other side couldn't stand it anymore, "If there is something temporary, let's start first." ”
After Bagan nodded, Zhang Yifu hurriedly got up, Grandma Jia is really a noble person...... Anyway, she didn't have much to remember, and the Saturday afternoon meeting at 2 p.m. was the only thing she had to remember......
As soon as I opened the door of the conference room, I heard the crisp "click" and "click" sound in the corridor.
The rhythm and sound quality of this high heel is gone.
Bagan hurriedly waved his hand at everyone: "Hurry up, adjust your feelings, everyone, don't feel impatient." ”
Everyone, at once, forcibly distorted the faces that were waiting to vomit into impassioned and expectant looks, which was really embarrassing for the cadres.
About half a minute, first the strong smell of perfume wafted into the conference room, and then Jia Tianyun entered the conference room so gracefully, and there was no reaction when she saw the people in the audience, her expression was quite calm, and she swept to Zhang Yifu's location. He smiled slightly, walked this way, sat down next to him, put his bag aside, and looked ahead with a smile.
The cold wind mixed with the smell of perfume silently invaded for a minute, and no one spoke. No one knows what to say.
Jia Tianyun finally felt that something was wrong, and leaned towards Zhang Yifu slightly: "I'm late?"
"............" Zhang Yifu's facial features had already been twisted together, and he squeezed out a sentence of "It's okay", and then rushed to Bagan's side, "Ba Ju, let's continue?"
Everyone seemed to be waiting for Jia Tianyun, who was late, to say something like "I'm sorry" and "I have something temporary", but they didn't want her to be so indifferent, and they were obviously shocked.
Bagan also reacted, and said again and again: "Yes, yes." Let's move on. ”
He immediately got up and said: "Before continuing, I would like to introduce the newly transferred leader, Director Jia Tianyun Jia, who is in charge of the work of the Energy Conservation Office, and everyone applauds and welcomes you." ”
The "warm" applause rang out, and the cadres in their forties and fifties were like elementary school students welcoming a new teacher.
"Thank you. Jia Tianyun nodded calmly and smiled around.
"Director Jia, can you say a few words?" said Bagan tentatively at Jia Tianyun's side.
Jia Tianyun got up and said with a smile: "Really, I didn't say in advance that I would introduce myself......
But she's clearly not a stage fright. Because she has the capital to wield herself wantonly: "I just came back from the United States, and the ministry has delegated such a difficult job. I still want to thank the leaders for their trust, thank you for your trust, and hope that with the joint efforts of everyone, we will create good results. ”
Not to mention, she really spoke well, so there was another round of warm applause.
"Huh. Director Jia said it well, create good results together, and our bureau motto is 'safety first, unity second'!" Bagan immediately said, "Other comrades. You don't have to introduce yourself one by one, and you will naturally get to know each other in the process of reporting your work later. ”
So, the meeting returned to the topic, and Yuan Tiezhi of the production department began to report.
Jia Tianyun listened for a while, moved her brain, and leaned next to Zhang Yifu and whispered, "Shall we use the report?"
"Use ......" Zhang Yifu had an ominous premonition.
"Oh. Jia Tianyun nodded very confidently and didn't say much.
Zhang Yifu felt that something was wrong and reminded: "Jia Chu, have you read the outline I put on your desk yesterday?"
"It's okay, I know it all. Jia Tianyun is still full of confidence.
Zhang Yifu couldn't say anything more, so he could only worship the Buddha.
In terms of the order of reporting, the Energy Conservation Office is the last in all departments, so before Jia Tianyun's report, it takes about half an hour to an hour to an hour.
But after listening to it for 15 minutes, she couldn't sit still.
"Has this regular meeting always been this efficient?" she asked Zhang Yifu again.
"The regular meeting of the bureau is already considered to be efficient. ”
"Still no. Jia Tianyun shook her head, "I'm in a hurry, let's talk first." ”
At this time, Lu Tao was there to report according to the book, Jia Tianyun suddenly coughed his throat, "Sorry to interrupt, I have something to talk about later, can you report it in advance?"
The audience was stunned for more than ten seconds.
Bagan finally wiped his sweat and said, "Lu Tao, you stop first, Director Jia will come first." ”
"Good ......" Lu Tao is now always this kind of character.
Jia Tianyun started to talk about this, and Zhang Yifu noticed that she was completely out of the script, and her outline was completely written in vain.
"This week's work of the Energy Conservation Office is mainly based on the plan. Jia Tianyun talked eloquently about this, "On the original basis, we put forward a new plan of 'replacing the economizer', aiming to make the energy-saving transformation more subversive and thorough, and cooperate with the North Electric Power Institute to strive to reduce coal consumption by 2o% on the existing basis!"
As soon as "2o%" exited, Zhang Yifu almost fell off the chair.
Grandma Jia! This "2o" is fucking, who sues you? Off-script without such a detachment!!Do you know what 2o% means!!
Hearing this 2o%, almost everyone's faces changed, some were shocked, some were shocked, some were knowledgeable, some wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and they wanted to laugh because they saw Zhang Yifu's bitter expression.
2o%?
2% is about the same!
Take a better power plant as an example, it is good to reach 4oo grams of coal consumption, 2% is 8 grams, which is a very good result, which is equivalent to Zhang Yifu's previous achievements in northern Hebei.
What is 2o%?8o grams!
32o grams of coal consumption for power supply, 5o grams ahead of the United States, 2o grams ahead of Japan?
Jia Tianyun seemed to see everyone's surprised expressions, but she was still calm: "High standards and high goals have always been the motto of my work. In my opinion. This 2o% is not so far away, most people just dare not think about it, as long as they dare to think and work hard to do it, it is possible to achieve the goal. ”
Grandma Jia, you really dare to think about it, this can indeed be done. But we used it for 2o years before, can you afford 2o years?
Someone must have broken the silence, and Yuan Tiezhi, who was across the table, stood up bravely.
"Director Jia is right!!"
I have to say that Yuan Tiezhi is a talent, he can not only hold back his laughter now, but also make an expression of sincere admiration, which is really beyond the reach of people.
"I think you have to dare to think before you can make great things. Yuan Tiezhi said impassionedly, "Work towards 2o%." There is absolutely no mistake, even if it can reach 1o% or 11% in the end, it is quite a gratifying result. ”
Jia Tianyun was not very satisfied with this, and shook his head again and again: "No, no, that's not subversive enough, the minimum goal in my heart is 15%. ”
She was so confident, so proud, and so serious that she said these words so seriously, which made everyone pinch their thighs with all their might. Do your best not to burst into laughter.
"Xiao Zhang, you have to learn more from Director Jia!" Yuan Tiezhi was still righteous and awe-inspiring. Turning to Zhang Yifu, he said, "When we chatted before, you said that everything would be fine if you could reach 3%, look at the goal of Director Jia!"
Zhang Yifu is already about to blow up.
"Zhang Yifu's attitude is still very correct, don't criticize him. "Jia Tianyun suddenly became dissatisfied with Yuan Tiezhi, probably meaning that you dare to say that the old lady's person?" His contribution to theory and technology is undoubtedly a huge support, and as long as he opens his mind, 2o% is not difficult for him. ”
"......" Yuan Tiezhi's face was finally swollen, and he didn't know what to say.
Jia Tianyun saw that no one spoke anymore, and everyone lowered their heads and trembled. I didn't plan to say anything more: "After negotiating with the Electric Power Institute next week, a better plan will come out, and everyone will discuss and work together at that time." ”
After that, she smiled slightly, still looking calm and breezy.
Bagan's expression was also quite embarrassed, and he hurriedly said: "It's good that the Energy Conservation Office has put forward high standards...... Come on...... Lu Tao, you continue. ”
Lu Tao was stunned for a moment, forcibly suppressed his feelings, and began to read his own script.
Jia Tianyun looked like he was fine, and leaned next to Zhang Yifu again: "Then Yifu, I'll leave first if there's nothing to do." ”
“……………… It's gone, let's go......"
So, Jia Tianyun came with the incense breeze, and left with the incense breeze, without saying hello to Director Ba, and leaving the scene proudly with her handbag and "pop".
During the whole process, basically no one knew what Lu Tao was reporting, and everyone was trying their best to restrain their feelings.
3o seconds after Jia Tianyun left the field, Bagan finally stopped: "Let's refrain and ...... for the time being." Adjournment ......"
Then he took the lead out of the venue like a run.
Everyone had only one thought at this point, which was to run back to the office.
After about a minute, the entire building office erupted in laughter, and everyone could finally vent their emotions.
"Wowhahaha!! does she understand or not!!"
"2o%!!what concept!what concept!!what concept!!???!
"Haha! Definitely not! Didn't you see Zhang Yifu's expression at that time?!"
"It's so funny! It's so funny! The Ba Bureau too, I can't stand it, I'm adjourning!!"
"How is this going to end?"
"Hell, let Zhang Yifu have a headache!"
The last meeting was because the Energy Conservation Office was a new office, so Qin Yue and Wen Tianming were able to participate, and this time they were just sitting in the office, and the two of them watched Zhang Yifu almost come back with his support for the wall, and he collapsed in the chair and fell unconscious, and then felt the vibration of the entire office building, and they knew that something very terrible and magical must have happened. (To be continued!)
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