349, the king
The cultural salon lasted all morning, and Lu Yingying arranged lunch, but Tang Shuang left early, because Candy called to urge him to go back quickly, in her words-as an adult, you should take care of your family, don't just play by yourself, but also care about whether the children are good or not, the Lun family is so lonely, come and accompany the little fairy.
As a result, as soon as Tang Shuang went back, Candy immediately raised her little short leg and kicked him.
Tang Shuang looked down at this little dot, standing at his feet like a comma, feeling that one foot could stomp her flat!
This comma dared to act recklessly, wantonly beating the big man, and asked: "You have to give me a reason to beat me, otherwise you won't be able to get by today." β
Candy Er was furious: "You told a story and scolded me yesterday! I'm going to beat you flat! Hmph! One wing can beat you." β
After speaking, hum haha, a set of short fists came down, and Tang Shuang had to keep retreating.
He was attacked by Candy's language before the fight, oops, she figured it out?
He was stiff-mouthed: "Who said I scolded you? Don't slander good people, I worked so hard to tell you stories and coax you to sleep, you don't say that my brother has worked hard, and you have to punch and kick, believe it or not, I deleted your comma!"
Candy was even more angry, and pulled it out of his trouser pocket, hum!
It turned out to be prepared.
Tang Shuang turned around and left, and disappeared with a puff of smoke.
It turned out that Candy Girl was taken by Tang Sanjian in the morning, and went to the office of the college to play for a while, and the staff of the college teased her, and Candy Girl told her the story of polar bears and penguins, asking for help, is this scolding people around the corner?
She thought about it for a long time last night, and almost lost sleep, Huang Xiangning was afraid that it would affect the relationship between their brothers and sisters, so she didn't say that this was a scolding story.
The staff is a girl who only stayed in school this year, and told Candy Er very clearly, don't doubt it, this is swearing.
Candy Candy was angry and immediately called Tang Shuang, but she was not carried away by the anger, and said on the phone that she missed Xiao Shuangzi and begged to come back and hug her quickly.
Then the silly boy came back and hugged me, and thought beautifully! Go and dream! Give you a kick first, then punch me, and then shoot me! Do you want to run? See where you can run! The ends of the earth are useless, unless you step on He Xiangu's lotus leaves and float to the sea, even so, you will be bombarded with a cannon! Let the big shark bite your ass!
The old Tang family jumped for a while, Tang Shuang was chased by the pig essence to the sky and the earth, and finally had no choice but to grab the hostages, Bai Jingjing was innocently picked up by the big master and blocked in front of him.
This is dog quality.
If you don't want Bai Jingjing to die, you put down your weapon.
"Uh-huh~mmmmmmmm......mm
Candy Er will summon the PAW team if he doesn't agree with him, which means that if a puppy dies, there are more puppies, you kill it, and the Lun family will avenge it.
Bai Jingjing was frightened, and Tang Shuang began to sensationalize, telling about the good days when Candy Candy and Bai Jingjing played together when they were children.
Tang Sanjian really couldn't stand it, mainly because Tang Shuang couldn't look at it directly, a person of such a big age would do something naΓ―ve and stupid.
Tang Shuang stupidly put down Bai Jingjing, who had escaped death, and with lightning speed, hugged Candy'er's little shoulder, began to buy, and finally reached a deal.
Hey, there's no snack that can't be bought for a child.
The candy that was bought by the benefits was very proud, and he walked around the house with his little hands behind his back proudly, this is the little king patrolling the mountains.
Tang Shuang hid as far away as she went, she didn't dare to appear in front of her, this doll was already in a state of expansion, and she could clean it up when she was dissipated.
This opportunity came quickly.
Brother Sanjian received a call from Sister Xiangning, drove to school to pick her up, and called back halfway, saying that he had decided to go to the movies with Xiangning, and the two of you should cook and eat by yourself.
Tang Shuang and Candy Candy stared wide-eyed, what's the matter, they left us like this?
Candy Er was shocked, the adults were not at home, she had no backer, it was so dangerous, she quietly looked at Tang Shuang, slipped into her small room, bang, locked the door.
Tang Shuang sneered twice and knocked on the door: "Do-do-do~ Little penguin in Antarctica, I'm a big bear from the North Pole, open the door, let's play a game." β
Candy's voice sounded through the door: "I, I, the Lun family is sleeping, the penguin has a stomachache, you go back, you are too big, I will suffer, Goodwhite." β
Tang Shuang: "Hehe, okay, you hide, I'll cook, if you're hungry, come out to eat, I won't beat anyone." β
Candy Er lay on the bed with her face down, and the big tiger next to her couldn't bring her a sense of security, so she called her mother and called the backer, but the backer said that they were eating steak and were going to watch a movie later, so they didn't have time to care about the children.
Candy Candy said angrily: "I, I, what if the Lun family is killed!"
Sister Xiangning repeatedly assured that her brother would not dare to do such a black hand, and she immediately called Xiaoshuang and told him to treat his sister well.
Tang Shuang in the kitchen quickly received a call, patted his chest and promised that he would never touch the candy, otherwise he would not be human!
Hum~
After a while, Tang Shuang saw a little man lying on the side of the kitchen door, smirking at him, his smile full of flattery.
Tang Shuang sneered.
Candy began to admit her mistakes, starting with selling cuteness: "Xiaoshuang, I'm sorry!"
Tang Shuang took the time to glance at her and asked, "Where are you sorry for me?"
Candy counted the bad things she had done, Balabala, and finally concluded: "I shouldn't have beaten you, I shouldn't have scolded you, I shouldn't have used a small water gun to nod you, you told me stories, coaxed me to sleep, hard work, brother, you worked hard~"
Tang Shuang: "Haha, admit your mistakes with sincerity, pinch your face!"
Candy Candy walked over and reached out to pinch Tang Shuang's face.
"Bold! Can you pinch my face? Pinch your own! Elongated!"
"Hehehe~" Candy sneered, used to bullying Xiaoshuang, used to it.
Pig essence decisively pinched his fat little face and elongated ......
"It's finished~"
Tang Shuang: "Haha, there is also the one on the right, also pinch, stretch, repeat three times." β
The kitchen was filled with wanton laughter of vengeance...... Hahaha~
In the old Tang family, whoever rules the snacks and the kitchen is the king.
Tang Shuang: "Pout your little ass and hit yourself ten times." β
Candy asked pitifully, "Will you forgive me for beating me?"
"Yes. β
Pia~pia~pia~
Candy: "Ten times, it's done, Xiaoshuang, have you forgiven me?"
The child is so cute, he can't bear to bully anymore, Tang Shuang: "For your sake, for your sake, I don't remember the villain, forgive you, and I will have more respect when I see my brother in the future." β
Candy asks the crucial question, "Can I have lunch?"
Tang Shuang: "You have a bite of lunch at noon, go back, sit at the dining table and repent for three minutes, and sing twenty times again, only my brother is good in the world, go quickly!"
Candy Er was not satisfied, her little face bulged, and she said loudly: "Candy Er has to sing a hundred times!"
Oh, Tang Shuang was impressed, and the children could be taught, so he waved his hand: "It's full at noon!"
Candy: "Hee-hee-hee, thank you Xiaoshuang, I want to eat eel rice and an egg." β
Tang Shuang: "Call the king!"
Candy: "My lord, the injured little fairy wants to eat eel rice and an egg." β
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